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firehouse5
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

OK i'm not usually one to blow my own horn but today is my 5th eaterversary. I really should have thought about Lad Carvings because wood is the traditional gift. Even more so because I also celebrated my 5th wedding anniversary just a couple of weeks ago.

I suspect I am unusual in jointly celebrating my wedding and eaterversaries. But I swear, it's not as bad as it seems (saying goodbye to my free time before the honeymoon is even over). If you wish to pity Mrs. Fire you should do so on the basis of my offensive personality and poor personal hygiene, not my cheating on her with a forum full of baiters.

anyway, just thought this was an appropriate occasion to say thanks to everyone for 5 entertaining years of lad misery on eater. a whole parade of mods, regulars and the occasional entertaining oddball.
Except for you safari people, you're all a bunch of pricks. Razz Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Eaterversery - you were my mentor when I first joined.

happy crowd happy crowd

I count as one of those safari people then? Bastard.

Also, so sorry you are married. I share your pain Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats to you and the long suffering Mrs Fire. Wink happy crowd

Will catch up soonest. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Craig007 wrote:
Happy Eaterversery - you were my mentor when I first joined.


Glad to see you stuck around despite my best efforts! (and well done on joining the ranks of safari-ites)

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats! happy crowd

I can't hardly call you a Post Lover. Wink

In 5 years, I may be insane, but I'll be here. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratz firehouse!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations on both your Wedding Anniversay and your Eaterversary!!!

I won't ask which 5 years were the most painful, but reaching either proves you've got staying power!!!

clapping clapping clapping clapping clapping clapping

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

5 glorious years! Thanks for all the laughs mate, and for Roger Ramjet. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes we all need lad-made wooden objects for all of us that have been here 5 years..


I just need to gather the $$ again and reopen my drop-box

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Eaterversary Firehouse5

happy crowd happy crowd happy crowd beers!

It's jolly good having you here, although the lads might say differently Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy anniversary!

And thanks for being an ace mentor Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats, firehouse5! Both anniversaries are an achievement!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats, Firehouse5! Smile Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats on both fronts!!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats, old-timer! A real veteran of the Lad Wars! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats old man. Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations, firehouse5. Very Happy Your wit and wisdom here, and your many other contributions have been vast. 5 Years! Wow.
Happy anniversary, too! clapping clapping clapping happy crowd

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations firehouse! You are one of those steady folks here and your posts pack a real punch. I thought your avatar was looking a bit aged now. Wink

As for your persona hygiene, I can undsrstand why it is a problem. Using a computer in the shower or bath is not a pleasant experience. Shocked It could even be considered aversion therapy.

Hey, I just noticed that your user ID was predictive of this auspicious occasion. Does this mean you will be changing your ID? Confused


These are for you: happy crowd happy crowd happy crowd happy crowd happy crowd

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Please thank Mrs. Fire for lending you to us here too. Cool Happy anniversary.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations firehouse5.

Kate sends five big kisses to a very worthy guy.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

COngrats, F5! Well done!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

windypops wrote:
Congrats to you and the long suffering Mrs Fire. Wink happy crowd

Will catch up soonest. Very Happy


Long Suffering? Long Suffering? After only 5 years?
My good lady has suffered 36 years - celebrated last tuesday. Fortunately for her I have only been baiting for 2 of those years.


Congrats Firehouse. They have obviously been productive years.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

thanks everyone for the kind words.

@HitchHiker: I think windypops is alluding to the fact that marriage to me is measured in dog years - so Mrs Fire has enjoyed/suffered through the equivalent of 35 years of wedded bliss. So you're really only something like a year ahead of me... and happy anniversary!

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