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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've got a bait that just keeps on giving. It's pushing 3 years since I first started it and although my original lad is long gone I keep having new ones pop up. I don't know if my information is being sold, traded, or stolen but every few months I'll hear from a brand-new lad who is fully apprised about my situation. It's a mystery, but it's fun because I don't have to waste any time creating trust or building a backstory. These guys know all my details already: that I'm a filthy rich widow who has already paid well over $200,000.

A new lad popped up a few weeks ago. At his suggestion I'm flying to Africa on Friday to conclude this business once and for all. My plan is to get him to go on safari to meet me. He certainly should, but lads are lazy. Wink Right now all he can talk about is the $2400 he wants for the documents we'll need. I asked him what presents I could bring him, all he said was "I will not dictate what you should give me as an appreciation, but when we meet, you can give me anything good to you." When I asked him how much cash I should bring he ignored the question. Shocked I finally told him I would carry $20K in cash and another $20K in travelers checks, and that I was bringing him a high-end laptop and a Rolex. He didn't comment. The jerk is still focused only on the stupid $2400. Evil or Very Mad

So I sent it to him. But it seems he had a small problem collecting it today. (Go figure.) But a rival lad had no problem chopping it from under him. I wrote him as the rival lad and told him to keeeeepppp ooooooffffff my character, and taunted him for his stupidity in not being able to collect the money. I'm waiting to see what he has to say about that tomorrow. Wink

He's whining about me paying for his safari. I've decided he's not motivated enough, I need to light a fire under his lazy butt. So my character just wrote him this:

my character wrote:
I'm sorry you won't be able to meet me at the airport but Mr. Uchenna explained the situation to me and I completely understand. That's fine, he already had my flight information from you and he has agreed to come see me. Anyway there's nothing to be concerned about with the legal fees, I have enough cash with me to take care of that with him when I see him this weekend.


I'm sure he'll flip out when he reads that but I'm prepared. I had sent an email from my fake lad to my character, which I will forward to the lad when he freaks:

fake lad, to my character wrote:
I am James Uchenna, director of foreign contracts for Governor Charles Soludo at the Central Bank of Nigeria.I have been workign with Mr. John Ab0le to settle the contract for your husband Ronald (may God rest his soul Amen) and he has explain to me that you are coming to Africa to finally settle this affairs.

Mr. Ab0le will not be able to see you when you arrive because he has been call away to a very important meeting in Abuja,at the High Court.. However there is no cuase for worry, I will personaly handle this transactions with you instead of Mr. Ab0le. I will meet you on Saturday when I will arrive at Parakou and directly go to the 5imba 5afari Camp to see you. I will have all the documents that Mr. Ab0le hasgotten forĀ  you. Please be adviced that there will be some fees for the lawyer to be pay at that time because everything must be change from the name of your husband to your. I will detail these for you when I see you at the camp and you can pay with cash to me Saturday.

Mr. Ab0le is very embarased that he cannot see you but he his a busy man.But you have not a thing to worry, I will handle the last of this transaction totaly risky-free to make sure your payment is pay promply.


So, will he or won't he? If he doesn't make the effort to get there first, his rival will get my money. He can't afford to dawdle, if he wants my $40K and the laptop and Rolex he has to move his sorry butt and get to the Niamey airport Friday afternoon. Fingers are crossed...

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The panic generated when a lad thinks he's going to be chopped is a great incentive. I am often surprised by a lads ability to adapt to the situation. See where he'll go and what new excuse or plot line he wants to take.

If it's all too hard he'll cave in. I'm putting money he'll go with default lad logic:

'Mr.Uchenna is not real and will steal your money. I am real and you must trust me. Beware of scammers on the net.'

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^
Oh, I'd say that response is a given. Wink Too bad my character is not easily persuaded by such slanderous claims.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That's my favourite excuse when they alert their 'vic' about the possibility of a scam. That's one door that can't be closed after opening. Oh, silly lads...

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, he has the option of flying to Niamey to meet you, too. Or a special shuttle can meet him in Cotonou.

I really hope this lad travels!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It's always a tough balance between lad laziness and lad greed. It all depends on the "x factor" which is lad stupidity. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe it's time for a trip to the S1mba [email protected]? I love that place, I bet the lad would too!!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My lad's up early by Lagos time, and SURPRISE! he's got his panties in a twist over the rival lad.

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It is now very obvious that, you are not very serious about your husband's contract fund and it seem you do not truly want to collect you inheritance payment.
Sincerely I have discovered that, you have some private and illegal communication, transactions etc with some people who are swindling and extorting money from you.
I am a man of man of word and from all indication, you may end up spending all your life earned money and all your what your husband invested for you if you do not stop further communications with these impersonators.

READ THE EMAIL I RECEIVED FROM YOUR FRIEND:


These lads are just so damn predictable. Rolling Eyes

But I'm tied up with business tomorrow so he'll have to wait a long time for me to respond...

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh the irony lol

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

In my limited experience, lads get really twisted when the dolla-chopper is smoother and more articulate, and sends highbrow taunts through forwarded emails. This includes snarky snipes at the lad's level of education, his work habits, and threats of sacking if the chopper is pretending to be his "boss." Phili0s the bike-insurance guy from my sig was my first choppee and this modality got him seriously frothed. I only wish I'd known about safaris at that point.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh what fun! Good luck with the safari but I'll be surprised if he goes - never underestimate how lazy and arrogant these boys are - honestly if you were standing six feet away holding a golden box full of diamond rolexes they'd still try to bully you into walking over to them with it. I suppose its a bit of a relief - if they weren't so so lazy more people may get caught out.

At least he's having a miserable night thinking he's losing his widow Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have inserted a dolla choppee a few times. I love watching it happen! Dr Philio$ was so much fun, Bohigal. He was my first really fun mass bait....

Juan, in response to the last email out, this just in @SSC:

Scammer wrote:
Sir,
> have not concluded yet with Mrs. Susan and do not know if I will make
> the trip or not until I have heard and confirmed very well from her.
> Thanks for your concern. If I do, I will send to you my travel schedule.
>
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> OFF//ICE OF THE FINA//NCE MIN//ISTER
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I am off for the day, so will be back this afternoon. Shitbird will have to wait for a reply.

I would not be surprised if he safari'd.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice job Thumbs up I say he'll go. You've had him a long time. He clearly likes you.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't know, I'm starting to think he won't travel. This truly is a lazy lad, and not a very bright one. He can't see the big picture. He has ignored all my comments about taking bundles of cash with me, he ignored my comments about meeting his assistant this weekend, all he keeps harping about is the $2400. He's not a chess player, he can't anticipate the following move. Confused His email to Doc at the camp is definitely not encouraging.

Anyway, I was going to hold off writing this morning but I decided to try to goose this along a little. He needs to be more concerned about his rival, and he also needs to be put on the defensive. He wrote me two emails late last night, I sent two separate replies as would a normal victim working her way through the inbox. In part:


Quote:
I really don't understand you. What are you going on about, "insulted or abused"? This makes no sense! And how can you keep saying that you didn't pick up the money? . . . What is wrong with you? I'm beginning to get worried about you. You assured me you can handle this, now you're being very erratic and I don't know if I can trust you!

. . .

I'm also writing to Mr. Uchenn4 to let him know my schedule. I certainly hope he is more on top of things than you seem to be. You are really starting to worry me. Don't you realize I'm going to be in Africa in just a couple of days! I can't afford any screwups on your part. So please pull yourself together and get that paperwork to your assistant before the weekend so he can bring it to me.


Followed by:

Quote:
just got this email and now I'm deeply worried about you. How can you POSSIBLY ask if I'm serious? And what on earth do you mean, "private and illegal communication"? I have no clue what you're going on about. Obviously you know that your assistant wrote to me yesterday since you're the one who is sending him to meet me in your place since you have to go to Abaja. There's nothing "illegal" about that!

And what on earth is all that nonsense you forwarded? Who is "Chinedu"? And what is the meaning of all that? I don't speak African, I can't understand what that says even if some of it looks a little like English. It's totally incomprehensible and it has nothing to do with me anyway.

Seriously, John, I am very worried about you. You have suddenly become extremely erratic and are saying some really crazy things. First you went on about the transfer, then you picked it up and said you didn't, then you said I'm not serious (!!!!), and now you're sending me obnoxious nonsense and accusing me of doing something illegal when I have nothing to do with that illegible garbage from someone I never heard of. Pull yourself together!!!! This is serious business and I'm just about to get on a plane and fly all the way to Africa to complete things.

I have only a few minutes to spare, I'm going to drop a quick note to Mr. Uchenn4 and ask him to check on you. I'm afraid you may be having a mental breakdown. You have changed, John, and it worries me. You were very professional throughout all this, now you're blabbering like you're deranged. I'm seriously worried about you.

I'll contact you from Paris, I hope you will have come to your senses by the time I get there. Please go see a doctor or something, I don't like what's happening to you.


I'm still waiting for him to ask me specifically about his rival, otherwise he doesn't know the importance of his getting to Niamey first.

@bohigal, I've never tried the educated/articulate chopper modality. I'm going to have to give that a go in my next bait, I can see how lording it over the lad could rub salt in the wound. I've always played it as an abusive, insulting lad writing in Pidgin. Time for a change. Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Already have a response. My lad is on the defensive now. About time.

Quote:
Dear Mrs. Susan,
I was very surprised receiving such mails from you. Who is Uchenna? When I began my communication with you regarding to your US$18.6Million contract inheritance fund, I never heard about any Uchenna and now Uchenna comes, who is he?
I have already spent close to US$12,000.00 processing all the legal documents on your behalf without asking you for any cent of dollar, to make sure that everything is concluded quickly before your arrival. Check yourself too if maybe you were not duped by those people. Who is Uchenna? Who is Chinedu? The mail I forwarded to you was sent by someone here in Nigeria insulting me and calling me names. Laughing I never authorized any person to write to you on my behalf before, how and I am here in Abuja and did not travel out of Abuja, how can someone tell you I travelled to Abuja? Even at this very critical time that I am doing my best to conclude your inheritance` claim and to meet with you in Benin this week. Be carefull.
I only know about the Diplomat in the Finance Ministers office whom I arranged with to deliver your payment.
I am sincerely ok, only worried.
The best option for you is to do what I have directed you to do. Send the money as I had directed you with my passport number, send me the details without forwarding any copy to any person. This is a matter between myself and you alone, no third parties should be involved, otherwise, you will end up wasting time and` money.
Send the US$2,400.00 in my name.

Without this money, I can not conclude the processing of all the required documents as I am broke already after spending much for you already on your behalf. If you wish that you trust the so-Uchenna more than myself now that everything is almost concluded in your favor, I am not forcing you, go ahead with him but note that what follows is regrets.

Have it in mind that, I am a very responsible gentleman, trying just to help you out of all what you had passed through in the past two and half years, just to await your compensation if at all you will.
Therefore, do not use vulgar words on me because of my compassionate attitude to what you were passing through in the past.
I am ready to meet with you in Benin,
ready to make sure that you receive your husband's contract payment which you are inheriting. I suspect that the Chinedu who wrote to me is your so-called Uchenna whom you had sent more than US$50,000.00 to as he claimed since last year, have you spent up to such amount through Uchenna?
The truth is that, I will meet with you in Benin on Friday and with the Diplomat alone. No third part is allowed and should be allowed, otherwise, you may go home empty handed. Forget about Uchenna who have not been a helping matter all these` years, let us focus on how to conclude this transaction in Benin.
Send this money as I have directed and as soon as you arrive Paris, send me a phone number where I will call and get you. I need to speak with you before we meet in Benin.
Or if I can call you before you leave for France, that will be better. Call me on +234xxxxx15.

NOTE: Without me, you can not receive any cent. I bate with my life.


And I bait, too! Laughing

There may just be a short phone call from Susan during her layover in Washington, before heading to Paris. Maybe we can get this lad on the road after all. Fingers are crossed.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No word. Do you want me to prod him again with my usual subtlety?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

With a little help (well, a lot of help, really Wink) from a friend, my character has just phoned the lad from the airport before boarding her flight to Paris. The lad sounded almost apoplectic. But underlying all his insistence that he will meet me is the continued demand for money for the documents. But I sent that money. It's not my fault if another lad chopped it. I know nothing about all that. All I know is I did my part.

My mistake in this bait was scheduling a layover in Paris. That leaves him time to badger me. So I think I'm going to rebook my flight to Niger to arrive Thursday....

Feel free to push him, Doc. He needs it.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah, competition! The great lad motivator. Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Great work, Juan! Clearly you've got him buying the fairytale, even if he's too stoopid to understand it. Laughing You may very well get a safari out of this - I'm pullin' for ya!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Twisting the blade a bit, Bernie wrote:


Hopefully that will motivate him to arrive the 13th.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

clapping Good job, Mr. Manager. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks. I look forward to hearing your lad is stredded. Tell Simba I need a raise.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A very panicked lad wrote:

>TER
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Sounds like your lad can be made to catch a flight to Niamey to meet Susan

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Bernie" wrote:

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:


Sounds like he wants to get your arrival time, meet you at the gate.

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