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malcom reynolds
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
DATE: 06/03/2009,

We received a security report from UK (United Kingdom) security unit to handle a case relating to your winner’s fund which you did not claim and was abandoned in the bank there in UK.

The report has it that your abandon fund was claimed by on known person with the help of some of the bank workers, the fund was transferred to Africa by these imposters, and we sent a delegation to Africa to apprehend them, with the information reaching our office today, they have apprehended the corporate who Stole your winners fund to Africa, and they have been handed over to the EFCC OF NIGERIA.

And we have ordered the EFCC OF NIGERIA to send them back to the UK, to face the authority in UK in bring them to justice, and it also come to our notice that some group of fraudulent people are contacting you, we need your help to apprehend all of them, because they are a pest to the world at large.

If you are not informed, your e-mail address was among the e-mails that won the year promo award of UK National Lottery, that is the fund that was transferred to Africa, and it has been recovered.
We need your urgent responds, so that we will tell you the proper agency to contact for your winner fund that has been recovered.
Write us with [email protected] now.
Yours Sincerely

FBI Director
Robert S. Mueller, III

well lets see whats wrong with this
a) why would the FBI concern themselves with a British lottery
b) he provides links to blank pages
c) i never even entered the lottery

what should i say to get him to take the bait Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just tell him you're glad he's traced your money, and ask what you need to do.
You've read the stickies about safe baiting I expect. If you received it at your RL email address, reply from a fake one. The lad won't notice.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Get all angry about the fact that someone else has tried to steal your lottery winnings. That's why they are using that angle in their bait.

Imagine you are a fish and see anglers using a dragonfly bait. You torment them by letting them watch you chomping on dragonflys and then eat hotdogs when they aren't looking. Very Happy

You can also use their own script to make it go weird. Ask for a photo of this person as you already supected that your postmnd was stealing stuff from you. Go a bit paranoid and ask if you can trust anyone who works behind a counter as you have already lost money sending cash by Western Union.

Scammers prey on the weak, the elderly and those who may not be too bright, or who are maybe just too trusting and gullible - so by proving you have fallen for their line makes them excited, but also gives you the chance to slowly start exhibiting signs of being a little wacky.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not only that, but not once did he mention Jay Leno. Obvious fake.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The FBI is very busy these days. Not only are they helping me collect my huge UK lottery winnings, but are even securing an ATM card for me! Very Happy

The agents who wrote me are also happy to inform me that now that the US president is a black man, slavery is over and Nigerian scamm....I mean Barristers, Reverends and Doctors will have free reign to practice their professions. The FBI worried about this a great deal.

Honest! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I like how they use instead of the correct

Not that an innocent victim would realize the difference Sad

How considerate they caught the people and now want to give you the winnings...

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"Bob' and I are old friends. He once advised me to pay fees to Africa immediately because he knew that 'Earl Spencer' was a good and trust wordy fellow.

I asked him whether he knew any other members of the British aristocracy and in particular if he had any inside info about the death of Lady Diana.

He called me an opprobrious name and threatened to report me to Rush Limbaugh or someone like that. 'Bob' is lots of fun if you play him the right way. Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I heard that the FBI 'go commando' when they are on ops as it's supposed to heighten their sense of awareness and keep them on their toes.

Ask him if that's true.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ indeed Laughing The "" part just cracked me up. This could be golden.
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