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JMRazor
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You've heard of the goose who lays the golden egg?

Well, I have the lad who shits 24 "cart" gold (all the way to Holland, no less!):

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Yes i am really looking for some one to come to my help so that i can Clare the gold from the man`s hand in Holland and get a buyer to buy the product, the gold is in Holland at the moment and it is 150 KG 23 and 24 cart ,at it is .Mr Brown Anthony is the one that shit the product over to Holland and he told me he have someone in mind that he is going to Selle the product to ,but life and all his trouble Mr Brown Anthony did not live to see time and his plans he pass on just like that ,so this is why i am contacting you Mr Johnson to come on and help me i dont know if you are in Europe or in the US ,i will have love that we make a good arrangement so that if you can make it to Holland so that you can see and talk with the man incharge so that we know what to do.the gold is 150 KG 23 and 24 cart as it is .all document`s to this transaction are with me as it is Mr Johnson. i really hope to hear from you soon have a nice day bye.


He's also quite the wordsmith. Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Man has some serious power in his rectum if he can shit it all the way to Holland!!! Maybe it the forerunner of new WME launchers? Start benignly with gold then work up to noxious gas? I hope they clean the gold off!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No shit? Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

150 kilos up his rectum?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Perhaps he owns one of these?
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

HOLY SHIT
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Brown Anthony?

Is that slang for a toilet related bodily function?

As in:

I just did a Brown Anthony Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hitchhiker: if it isn't, it will be now.

Incidentally, I missed something before.

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but life and all his trouble Mr Brown Anthony did not live to see time and his plans he pass on just like that


"Rectum? Definitely killed 'em!"

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh Lordi
A thread that admits it's talking crap!



So the gold is in the mans hand and its 150kg.
He must have BIG hands

Wonder if the rest of his limbs are in the same proportion!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes, 24 CART gold, not carat. The composition of anal 'gold' is quite different. That's why they called him 'brown anthony' see.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh good point
Id ask if you are going to get 23 or 24 carts
What are their dimensions
Will they fit in your garage
Or are they 2 wheel or 4 wheel
Can he convert to wheelbarrows?

Would he do deal for unicycles?
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am confused.

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..but life and all his trouble Mr Brown Anthony did not live to see time and his plans he pass on just like that

Did he mean pass on, or pass wind...? Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Also,
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i will have love that we make a good arrangement

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He's better than the Golden Goose that laid the eggs. Although, would you still refer to them as nuggets?

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