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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No, no self-mutilation, stupid me was defying all common sense and using a razor-sharp cutter knife to try to pry open a credit-card sized usb memory stick.
Result is a 6 cm jaw in my hand palm, down into the muscle. Luckily no main arteries, tendons or nerves were harmed.
Six stitches and (after anesthesia faded out) annoying pain (plus half a day away from work) is what I ended up with. And a tetanus shot in my arm and my but, provided for by a young female student nurse Embarassed .

Must remind myself ALWAYS USE FORCE ON KNIFE IN OPPOSITE DIRECTION OF BODILY PARTS!



(sorry, no pictures)

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I've got 4 scars on the first finger of my left hand to prove it.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is not a very good format. I wouldn't WU you any money. Smile

Hope you heal quickly!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my younger brothers did that. The box cutter went into his thigh... ruined a good pair of blue jeans.


I hope it heals well and you find those scissors...




...with the rounded ends. Wink



Edited because "good" isn't spelled with a "b" Embarassed

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry to hear of your pain. You are lucky not to have Reprob8 hanging around you PMing requests for spare Vicodin. I use scissors on clam shell packing now. When I'm without my scissors, I use the serrated portion of my Tanto.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would have to disappoint Reprob8. All I got was some lousy Dafalgan Forte

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Having done something similar once,trust me,you will never do it again.I did it on my wrist,and thankfully missed everything important.The guy I was working with did however comment how cool it was to watch the tendons move as I flexed my fingers.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A friend of mine did this whilst cutting two burgers apart. When they put his severed nerves back together they wired they wrong fingers up. He was dropping stuff for months until his brain reconfigured.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is true

here in Australia there is a bloke who is running a political campaign
to have all sharp points removed from sharp knives so all knives are rounded at the front and blunt


lots of ouch factor


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That plastic wrapping would go straight to the top of my banning list if I was in charge. You need nuclear weapons to crack it open.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

wrong tools often end in the wrong result and god knows I've had a few lessons Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Woh I hope you heal soon and that the pain won't last long Smile

I happen to carry a 3cm long scar in my left palm since my childhood Smile
Same reason (though obviously I was not trying to open a usb stick)

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll add my feel better soon wishes here as well.

Some years ago now, most of my left thumb and I parted company after I tried to open a timber crate with a power saw Shocked ... not my brightest moment.. my thumb now resides in a glass jar full of preservative on a book shelf in the lounge room... so don't feel to bad.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OUCH! Sad

HEAL! Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

softie wrote:

Some years ago now, most of my left thumb and I parted company after (..)


Hmm, must be a problem if you decide to go hitch-hiking in the UK or Australia.

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I bet if I kissed it, it would feel better. Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

wokabo wrote:

Hmm, must be a problem if you decide to go hitch-hiking in the UK or Australia.


Hahaha... easily avoided with a piece of old 4x carton and a niko. Always done much better hitchin with a sign declaring my destination anyway.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A friend of mine and I were nailing siding onto wooden studs one morning when he mashed his thumb with a hammer. Later that afternoon he was up on a ladder and did the the same thing again. He fell from the ladder like a sack of potatoes and curled up in a fetal position around his thumb. He couldn't make a sound because the wind was knocked out of him.

If you pound nails long enough your one thumb starts to look like a big toe.

@ wokabo: what were you looking for inside the memory card?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 3:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is the memory card I was trying to squeeze open.

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I wanted to see if the memory chip itself was hidden inside the tilting plug, or in the actual card. I was hoping that is was in the plug itself, so I could use it as a permanent Readyboost (Vista boot speedup thingy) memory chip that wasn't sticking out too much out of the usb port.
The card is made of 3 layers (1 plastic, 2 metallic) glued together.

This is how I attempted to separate the layers:

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This is what I ended up with:


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ouch, that's hell of a big plaster/ pad/ bandage thing! Thanks for the pictures.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So... was the memory on the flipper on in the card?









Just trying to be funny. The last photo does take a person's breath away. You're lucky, it could have been much worse.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ wokabo.

Nasty, but I hope it heals well.

I suspect however that some helpful soul will soon post your poorly hand with excess fingers.

Wink Laughing

Quite who that will be and why they would do such a thing momentarily escapes me.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Connie L. Gus wrote:
So... was the memory on the flipper on in the card?


As far as I can see it's in the card, connected with a tiny cable. Even though the casing is all bent now, it still works (luckily Confused I didn't cut it when the knife slipped away).
So far my Readyboost plans. Cut my hand for nothing.

[UPDATE]

I tempted faith and finally opened the card (without the use of anything sharp this time Smile ) . There are actually 2 tiny cables.
What's in there seems totally unusable for the intended job (unless I go into some major hardware tweaking which I don't want to attempt):

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