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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7918061.stm

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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"President Vieira was killed by the army as he tried to flee his house which was being attacked by a group of soldiers close to the chief of staff Tagme Na Waie, early this morning," military spokesman Zamora Induta told AFP news agency.

He accused Mr Vieira of being responsible for the death of the army chief of staff.


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Armed forces spokesman Samuel Fernandes told reporters at one station: "We are going to pursue the attackers and avenge ourselves".

In a statement on state radio following Mr Vieira's death, the military insisted no coup was in progress. The armed forces statement said the military would respect the constitutional order...


So that's clear then... Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You beat me to it as I was just looking up Wikipedia to see if I could find out what his children and wife were called Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^^^

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Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wonder how this letter will formatted.

"Dearest One,

This letter may come as a surprise to you as I'm Tudam Tuphink the next of kin of President Vieira of Guinea Bissau. He was recently murdered by armed forces as he tried to flee his house which was attacked by a group of soldiers close the chief of staff Tagame Na Waie. He knew that my father had $7.5 MILLION USD hidden in a truck box for and swore that he'd kill him unless he gave him the money. He refused and gave me a piece of paper with the containing the bank account to retreive the money. Unfortunately having to go into hiding. A refugee such as myself cannot get the money out. Which is why I need your help. Become the next of kin and I will give you 10% of the money for helping me out. I just need the following information for you:

NAME
ADDRESS
PRIVATE TELEPHONE NUMBER/FAX
AGE
OCCUPATION
MARTIAL STATUS
BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER
SWIFT CODE

Remain Bless

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
President Vieira was killed by the army


I know it's not supposed to be funny, but I honestly read that as Patrick Vieira. I knew he'd fallen out with Arsene, but that's taking things too far. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

imike: Laughing Laughing Like my simulation scam letter above your post?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^you're probably not far off the mark there. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I know right. Maybe we should get lots of fake lads to send this out.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Can we head the lads off at the pass, and bomb out our own ridiculous format to them right away? With luck they'll pick it up and start using it. What would you include to tip off victims? Aliens? Outrageous amounts of money?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bohingal: Go right ahead. Sounds like lots of fun! Surprised

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Aliens are always fun. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ceres: Exactly!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It certainly does sound like fun. Star Wars references might work.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Harvestmoon: It just keeps getting more and more hilarious. But there might be Star Wars fans who may become victims eh? No, pro'lly not.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Dearest One,

This letter may come as surprise to you as I'm Tudam Tuphink the next of kin of the late Presidente Vieira of Guinea Bissau. He was recently executed and mounted by armed forces as he tried to flee his house which was attacked by a group of soldiers close the chief of staff Tagame Noe Waie. Mr. Noe Waie is brutal sodomizer who took my father so dear.

He knew that my father had $7.5 MILLION USD hidden in a truck box for and swore that he'd kill him unless he gave him the money. How cliche.

He refused and gave me a piece of paper with the containing the bank account to retreive the money. Unfortunately having to go into hiding. A refugee such as myself cannot get the money out. Which is why I need your help. Become the next of kin and I will give you 10% of the money for helping me out. I just need the following information for you:

NAME
ADDRESS
PRIVATE TELEPHONE NUMBER/FAX
AGE
OCCUPATION
MARTIAL STATUS
BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER
SWIFTEST CODES

Remain Bless

Tudam Tuphink


How's that? Lemme know and I'll blast thousands of them out there.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sir scam a lot: Blast away! That's perfect!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Beautiful, that's the kind of thing I had in mind but couldn't possibly execute.

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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Done, let's see how many reuse it. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Looking forward to receiving it Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Damn SSA, you're a big lad now. We'll have to start baiting you! Wink

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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've sent out forms to lads before & had them re-used on me when I rebaited them from a different character. So I just sent this out to a bunch:
Quote:
Greetings in the name of the holy and almighty,

Please excuse me for contacting you in this manner. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Mr Reginald Gomer, confidante and personal assistant to the late President Viera of Guinea Bissau.

As you will be no doubt aware the president was asssasinated shortly ago by members of the army in association with the Judean Peoples Front. With luck I was out of the country when this happened. I spoke to the president just moments before his killings. He expressed great remorse for the bad things he had done to his country as he believed himself to be above everything, even God. His last words to me were 'I know now that I am not the messiah, I am just a very naughty president'. I truly believe he was remorseful for all his guilt.

Some time ago the president lodged the sum of $50,000,000 US in the Camelot bank of Guinea. His wish was that this be used for great and charitable works in his country. I said that I would go to the bank to talk to them and set up a hospital fund. The president however did not trust the bank and foreswore me to go to Camelot, as it was a silly place.

I am therefore in need of assistance from you. You will need to help me get the funds out of the bank as an overseas investor. I will attend to the charitable causes of the late president and in return you will retain 20% of the total funds.

I do hope that we can work together in this. There is much suffering here and the money will build many schools and hospitals for little children.


Wonder if they'll pick it up? Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I look forward to getting one of these back from a lad, why should they have to do all the work?

Quote:
The president however did not trust the bank and foreswore me to go to Camelot, as it was a silly place.


It's only a model.....

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shhh!!!

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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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