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Lobo
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wife tells me she's stopping by the bank to put part of the tax refund into savings for our summer vacation. The first thoughts to pop into my head were "I could tell her the bank's closed. Or, they'll have problems with the transfer..."

When was that next Baiter's Anonymous meeting again? Smile

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NickTheCop
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Whenever I send a photo to friends or family, my first instinct is always to attach a huge dll file or to write that my scanner's broken.

My mind has been forever tarnished.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

As if it wasn't wrong to think about scams and how to get back at them while I am asleep, I had to edit before sending a very serious work email the other day to remove the word "modality" as much as it seemed right to me, I dont think the recipient would have understood

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have a great eateraholic story. The other night (4 days ago) My better half says, "hunnie, your snoring." "I woke up (half asleep) and said, "Yeah, My throat is sore, all because of those Nigerians. If they'd give bank account." Better half bursts into laughter and I actually wake up and ask, "what?" she then further explains what I just said and That I'm clearly addicted to baiting and eater... Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Too much safari baiting for me? Confused A couple nights ago, I had a dream that I met one of the members here at a bus station. Their backpack was filled with tens of thousands of dollars, and we had to find a safe place to go to stash the money, as the lads were on their way.

I woke up, laughing. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was standing behind a man in a bespoke suit holding a bunch of roses and a sign at the arrivals concourse at our airport. I must have spent 15 minutes trying to act nonchalant while checking to see if the sign said "Ima Bayter or Mike Easter". I put the zoom lens on and go to the other side of the concourse to get his photo when he folds up his sign and walks away. The people that I am waiting for had to call me on their cell phone.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

NickTheCop wrote:
Whenever I send a photo to friends or family, my first instinct is always to attach a huge dll file or to write that my scanner's broken.
.

Take care not to write "FAKE" on them.

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HarvestMoon
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Too funny. I did something similar to Canadian419 the other night. Apparently I was feeling around the bed and patting/poking my boyfriend in my sleep. He asked what I was doing and I answered (while sleeping) "trying to see if you are a real or fake bank account."

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Cathartic Kate
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^

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patting/poking my boyfriend in my sleep


I am not going to even go there. My reputation is in tatters anyway and I dread the *** SUSPENDED ***

I always use reverse phone number lookup even when my Mom calls me.

Wink Laughing Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I keep accidentally referring to our staircase bannister as a barrister. Also, a few times when my husband was trying to talk to me and I was tuning out him saying my name, he called me Ima to get my attention. It worked. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

[semantics]You also keep accidenally referring to your balustrade as a bannister. Shame on you[/semantics]

This is one of those threads I enjoy seeing again and again, as it makes me realise I'm not that crazy.
I've got my family so scared of scams I get called to check out every website that isn't amazon, facebook, or hotmail. It would annoy me, but my stepdad is great at finding dodgy sites.

My friend called in the other day so we could go get some lunch and came in to find me hurling abuse at a lad on my ba(i)t phone.
Lads also seem to call when I'm on the bus. The looks you get are priceless. You'd think noone had ever explained about how they'd tried to transfer the money, but the teller looked at them funny, so they had to burn the western union outlet down again.. infornt of them before.
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HarvestMoon
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cathartic Kate wrote:
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I am not going to even go there. My reputation is in tatters anyway and I dread the *** SUSPENDED ***
:


And I chose my words so carefully because I knew somebody's mind would go there.... Rolling Eyes Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Haha, Kate.



I haven't had many experiences, only remember one vividly. It was kinda like Slaphappy's. Vaguely.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I had to get up one night to use the bathroom and tripped over a trunkbox in the dark.

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