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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:11 am

Well, not really called Time Lords, but it does have Time Lords in it!

International transactions sometimes require a generic form that checks the validity of a transaction and the moral character of your business partner. This is usually a standard contract for any company starting new business with a complete unknown. It's a mere formality before new business can commence. Usually these forms are submitted right before any money changes hands, either via bank account or other third party means. With the looming Global economic crisis, terrorists and internet fraud, this will give you and your company peace of mind.

These forms are usually filed away with new business contacts.

Features:
- Page 1 - Lad bank account details (handy for evidence when reporting banks with their emails)
- Page 2 gives you the option of asking your new business partner to provide some pictorial evidence of his company profile. This includes staff. For your first round you could just write 'Not Applicable', or go for the trophy.
- Page 7 - Currency conversion. Even using a online tool to make the conversions takes a very long time.

There are always the standard Q&A, some brain teasers to test business acumen, a few mathematical queries and the usual important questions. All very informative when fielding out potential new business partners. As I said, a formality... Enjoy!

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Don't ask me what the correct answers are to any questions... I don't know. Whatever the lad writes it going to be wrong.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Very good, I'll hit the next lot of bastards with it Very Happy

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Feb 2009 Posts: 80

Me, Hoorah and TickleMeWiFeather are baiting a group of lads trying to sell gold, we are posing as a gold company and they are very keen to do business, i think these forms will be veeeery handy.

Cheers Nurse Nasty

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:49 am

Haha, yes. So using this. Laughing

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:40 pm

@ Reaper - The inspiration was that conversation we had about that lad building us a full size Tardis... Which we should never give up on. Laughing

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:52 pm

Thanks NN. I just love forms & you do some of the best. These might be good when a lad fails to get his mtcn thru .

Laughing

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:19 pm

Yet again NN comes up with some nasty forms Twisted Evil

Is it a gift or are you just bored when you make these forms Wink

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:55 pm

If it's for the lads and for your security, it's never a chore. Plus I have to do something with my expensive education. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:24 pm

awesome... that is so getting used Smile

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:58 pm

A Skinner wrote:

These might be good when a lad fails to get his mtcn thru .

Actually mate, we're in the process of creating some customs form for that modality. When the technology fails, good ole fashion paperwork is the next logical step.

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:08 am

Wonderful nurse as ever.. just one point though have you actually tried to do question 7? I'm just thinking if we get lads dopey enough to do this question, the least we can do is to ensure that it resolves to a number of incorrect length Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:28 am

Ophelia Dikki wrote:

just one point though have you actually tried to do question 7? I'm just thinking if we get lads dopey enough to do this question

Questions 7 - The answer? I have no idea.

Every time I've ever used something similar my lad has complete it. He'll eventually leave it and move on. Even if he does it once and it's wrong. Very Happy

I am testing it today for the first time. My lad is very, very keen for me to continue business with him, so we'll see what answer he gets. He tells me he's been a banker for 16 years so he should be good with numbers.

Master Baiter Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 187

Nurse Nasty wrote:

The inspiration was that conversation we had about that lad building us a full size Tardis.

Full-size—from the outside or the inside?

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:11 am

Great

Will use it ASAP Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Feb 2009 Posts: 62

Legend. Hahah I'm still laughing, it's too good.

Should we send those forms one at a time? Wait 'till they fill in the first one and then send the next? Or send them all at once?

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:49 am

Nurse Nasty wrote:

Which we should never give up on. Laughing

It's hard, I tell you. That last guy has just disappeared off the radar. Probably have to send out another batch of ASEM's and sift through them.

Honestly, I got into an email 'shouting' match with one lad over why he wanted me to send him 5 bucks just so he could trust me. Lads these days.

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:33 pm

I am having a lad complete these today or tomorrow. I've been setting him up all week for these, and hopefully he will complete them on time... or else I shall send a scathing email. That'll show him!

As for the Tardis, yes I wanted to go for a full size (outside) police box. Reaper and I were chatting about it months ago and were keen to have it built. He had a lad who was going to make him a smaller version. I think it's time to rekindle that idea Reaper, we'll need a new modality. Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 479

"is your box of money bigger on the inside?"

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