My lad wants to be a porn star - **NSFW**

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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:03 pm

When my latest lad found out that my (female) character is a noted Internet pornstar he checked out the real site of the character I'm playing and quickly forgot all about his format:

lad wrote:

Kindly help me with this job,i have pics of my dick and i can f*** white women well.
U can pay me any amount.
I will be expecting your email sexy and sweetie mam.

Any amount? How accomodating. I wrote back and told him I was flattered by his interest but that I get lots of similar emails, so he needs to tell me about himself and show me what he's got before I can consider hiring him. He came through immediately.

lad wrote:

My name is Samuel and am Black and am an africa to be precisely am from Nigeria
Am 24years Old. And Young and Good looking. I don't take much time to ejaculate but i can handle any Ass. Shocked

it depends on the my strength and i have a good one. i will upload my pics and send to you sooner.
thanks alot.

lad wrote:

Dear ,
I really do need this Job badly and have taken some Pics of my Dick and am trying to get them all download and send to you.
Am right in Nigeria at the moment. I don't think is hard for you to get me this Job Sweetie.

I just need it even do the pay is not that much i still need it.

Cuz is something have been wanting to do since. i take up to 10 or 20 minutes to ejaculate. and i bet you,You will like me am still young and Fresh and still a teenage. A 24 year-old teenager?

Am i come down to Arizona for filming if you can get me the job and the documentation for my Travel.

Am just all yours you can have me.

anytime i go into your site and i see your pic is makes me blowup and wanting to have you.

When i get the pics download today i will have them send to you immediately.

Love ya
Sam.

Then came a whole string of pictures -- closeups of his face, and closeups of his, um, er, equipment:

lad wrote:

This are my face pics i took the shot from my phone and am sending more cuz they all in my phone. i can't send all at once cuz the File is much and can't even Attach them faster
if we can have a chat online on yahoo IM you can have them send to you when we are chating it will make it more easiler and better. and i will like to talk to you on phone so you can hear me.

My cell # is +234xxxxxxxx.

If i can have yours i can give you a call today.

Love ya
Sam.

I have a great excuse for not talking on the phone (aside from the fact that in RL I'm a guy):

my character wrote:

I'm sorry, Sam, but I can't do chat or phone calls. Not yet. You have to understand, I get a zillion emails every day from guys who are hot for me. Everyone wants to have free sex chat with me on YIM or the phone. Most of these guys are just too cheap to pay for a membership. Hubby is the manager of the site and he set down a firm rule early on when we started this because people were taking advantage of us and getting free sex chat. It's not that I don't believe in you, I really think you're sincere and all, but until we actually reach some kind of an agreement I can't be giving away my sex talk. That's what I make my money from, you know? So please don't take it personal, it's just something I have to stick to because otherwise I'm giving away the goods.

No problem, he's like an eager puppy dog.

lad wrote:

Ok i will do as you say and i will get all the pics ready before the weekend. i really like you and am really tripping for you.

I told him I needed pictures of his entire body, not just closeups. I suggested he ask his girlfriend to take them. He came through with more pictures today but they aren't good enough. Most are closeups, including several of, er, the aftermath of his bout of self-pleasuring. puke

lad wrote:

This is the only pics i can get at the moment. I don't have a girlfriend to be sincere and the girl i hire to do this will cost me much than i thought.

But you can at least try with this one i gave you and if i hear a good news
that will be preferable,it going to even give me more courage to get it done faster.

all i need now is money cuz the girl am trying to hire is asking for much
from me before he can do all that and take the pics you requested for.

Kindly understand me i really want to do this but u just have to consider some kind of things.

Love ya
Sam.

Of course I gave him all kinds of encouragement and said that I think he has great potential. But of course more pictures are required. He should definitely hire the woman to take the pictures, or if he's not comfortable with that, just ask one of his guy friends to take them. Wink

In the interim, let me present to you the next major Internet porn star, Samuel (Note: pic is censored but still NSFW):

http://members.419eater.com/~juan_freizwidatt/sam1.jpg

He's pretty hooked, I think he's a good candidate for a safari when we start traveling to do location work to update our site. Too bad we won't be filming in Nigeria, but surely he can make it to Ghana. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

"Any ass" eh?? I think it may be time for you to see if he can live up to that boast. Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:19 pm

I think it is "cute" that he has named his... er ... equipment "Dick". He is pretty original.

He doesn't have a girlfriend and has to pay someone to take his pics for him... Shocked

I have never paid to have... Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 08 Sep 2008 Posts: 113

I'm sure the girls love that he doesn't take long to complete his transaction.

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:55 pm

@Juan - We are currently working on modelling/porn star auditions at SSC Cameroon.
Do you reckon you lad has the 'right stuff'..... Wink

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:56 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAAAA can't breath HAHAHAHAHA Laughing

You lucky bastard you!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 21 Sep 2008 Posts: 6

Doesn't he need a video audition tape? If he is really going to work in this business you have to know that he can really go for fifteen minutes like he claims.

So many dudes claim "oh... I last ten fifteen minutes" but when they show up they are finished in three. Can never be too careful.

You don't want a dull dude showing up for your porn shoot in Ghana. Especially as you will be bringing girlfriends that also want to make videos.

Also, I am pretty sure he needs an AIDS test and other documentation.

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:05 pm

I dunno about the "girlfriends" part - sounds to me like he wants "boyfriends."

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:06 pm

Excellent suggestion, puppetworld. Very Happy

Once he's in so deep he can't even think of backing out I'll insist that he hire a hooker (since he doesn't have a girlfriend of his own) and make an audition tape to prove his stamina. The only problem is I'll have to pay someone to watch it for me. puke

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

It's porn star week on 419eater! Stanley wants to be a porn star as well, and is working to send me pics!

Perhaps we could have the lads all gather for a group audition. Of course we won't tell them that it's gay porn that they're taking pics of.

A lad's gotta start somewhere, doesn't he?

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:37 pm

He'll do any ass?

He doesn't mean ass as in donkey surely not? I get the horrible feeling we had some pictures of a man plus goat some time back... they were badddddd.

Now, surely your lad doesn't mean ass in that sense does he?

Could you just check with him so I can get the horrible image out of my mind?

419Eater is my life Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Posts: 381

Wow...this is two different threads in which the donkey thing has come up. I sense the beginning of a brand new and horrific modality.

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:34 pm

My lad is up late (no pun intended!) He just sent this, 12:30AM Lagos time:

Quote:

I like the back style type of sex and also like [snip graphic sex description] ,i don't mind if am getting that part cuz am interested in any part giving to me. the pics i sent you is really me and i want this job that why am doing this and send you my naked pic. But since you said is not all you want i will try and get a girl to have that done for me this week and i will have it send to you if that will allow me get the job.

i also want to be guarantee am giving the job. you know am in Nigeria and that is a Long Journey to the states. if this would be my chance and opportunity i will grab it well and make use of it wisely.

I hope you understanding me and you know my intension's... i can't wait to have you am looking forward to see the day we will meet.

Love ya
Sam.

More pictures soon. This ought to be good... Very Happy

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:07 pm

Jayhawk wrote:

It's porn star week on 419eater! Stanley wants to be a porn star as well, and is working to send me pics!

It does seem to be.
M00seknuckle productions have an audition taking place at 5imba safari camp Benin at the end of this month.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

We have got to get all of these lads together for a photo shoot. Does anyone have a lad that wants to be a porn photographer?

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:02 pm

How about the "friend" who photographed Famous and Philemon?

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:04 pm

Juan, you've been holding out on me...

Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:08 pm

^^^
Just a small homage to the Master Baiter. Sam will never rival your lad(s). Very Happy

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:17 pm

Please don't say that. He could be bigger! If he can get his lap taffy to full mast then he's already a winner. If you do require any help, I pledge the full arsenal of NN resources to the complete humiliation and destruction of this scamming bastard.

Just for the context, what scam was he running?

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:22 pm

^^
Perhaps you guys could persuade two wannabe pornstars to meet up and have them videotape a duel between their 'light sabres'....? Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:26 pm

^^^

I wonder how much alcohol it will take to get that mental image out of my head?

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:40 pm

Holy Smokes! It looks like you stumbled on one awesome bait. I can see endless opportunities for this one. Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:49 pm

Lads like Sam are gifts.

Dumb, hilarious gifts Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:37 pm

Funny how these things come up (as it were), I've just spent the evening with a studio manager for a major UK adult studio, the big one in the West Country for officionados, they have at any time a dozen static sets with heart shaped beds and similarly classy setups.

Anyway I mention this as I know all legit studios will require
1) an STD certificate from within the last 3 weeks
2) a copy of your passport as proof of age and identity. They have to make the copy themselves so no trying to scan and send a photoshopped passport now Mr Scammer.

Of course a disreputable studio like Baiter Adult Romantic Films (BARF) will want other trophies too, like the video. They may also, later in the bait if they're getting bored, mention the fact that all male stars have to be bisexual to cater for both markets and that you'll need evidence of that too.

I'm such a twunt sometimes Smile

Master Baiter Joined: 17 May 2007 Posts: 105

^^In addition to all of the above good stuff, he'll need to submit piccies of his relevant area. Regrettably, however substantial his gentleman vegetables are, for pr0n they need to be larger. He's in luck, you can recommend a treatment garanteed to enlarge the offending article, something involving menthol and scotch bonnet chillli peppers, or hanging large weights from the member in question should do the trick. He will of course have to submit pics of the treatment in progress.

Make the sucker suffer.

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