zephyr2009
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Joined: 25 Feb 2009
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Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:04 am |
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im fairly new to scambaiting, i'll admit, but this is by far the weirdest one i've seen this week....i swear, this is word for word
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to a kindred spririt who understands bananas
From: lord albatron
My dear friend,
I would like to invite you to the celebration I will be giving at my estate in Brighton in Wales. I will celebrate the 20th anniversary of my company in fake human hair. Let me introduce myself slightly first, my name is lord Albatron heritor of Earl Grindwell of Sussex. I grew up as the child of some factory people but whichever atrocious destiny that lay ahead of me I managed to evade by marrying a wealthy noble girl who unfortunately passed away shortly after our marriage. In the years after her death I became a highly appreciated member of some more exalted circles and got acquainted with a lot of people.
More out of boredom than anything else I started my own business, which unsurprisingly became a huge success. I remember my biological father already going bold in his early thirties, so one day when my company reached a new sales record of 1 million items a week I send him a toupee to celebrate, I never heard of him, the lousy scoundrel.
Anyhow, enough on me, the reason I am inviting you to my celebration is that I need someone to keep my mother-in-laws pet, or rather her, quiet, which is why at first we need to make sure her monkey is happy. She ordered a baby monkey through one of her acquaintances in Brunei. The old shrew is going bonkers it seems. Now my dear friend prof. Erian Smith ensured me that you are a specialist in handling primates, and might be willing to help me.
Of course you will be compensated generously for your assistance, please let me know if you are interested and what your plan would be regarding the primate.
Kind regards,
Lord Albatron |
can anyone beat that for weirdness?  |
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