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cvb
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have been winding up my barrister for a while and I think I may have struck a nerve.

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HELLO, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?, STOP ALL THIS INSULT OK.

I AM NOT HEAR FOR ALL THIS SHEET.

BAR JOHN.


I still do not think he is ready to drop me though.

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windypops
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He should quilt while he's ahead.








I'll get me coat.. Wink

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Meh. It's just a case of mind over mattress.



It's OK, I was just leaving.

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4X1X9
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^

Bah, when I saw the word sheet I was trying to think of some witty/corny statement too but you beat me to the punch; damn you Laughing

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Revarious
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

dont worry were all part of the fold.


Ive got to catch a train....

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JMRazor
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Do these lads know how idiotic they sound? I mean really, duvet?






too subtle?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I see no reason for us to blanket this thread with puns.

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Star A Star
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

eider thought there would have been more by now

must fly

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i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal
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4X1X9
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Still nothing to beat the late great Humphrey Lyttelton's sheet pun on BBC radio show I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue at the expense of Colin Sell.

"Incidentally, it may interest you to know that Colin has recently returned from a tour of Mexico, where everyone was talking about his sheet music."

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HarvestMoon
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds like Bar John is "two sheets in the wind...."

Sorry, couldn't resist Embarassed

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Star A Star; if you want to fly, put your futon the pedal...


See y'all!

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cvb
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think you should all give all the bedding jokes a rest.

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He is in for a big shit this time.we have located his destination in the northern part of Nigeria were he lives with his family.I will suck his balls out of his pants once we get hold of him on our trip.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Why? They're just divan!

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windypops
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

cvb wrote:
I think you should all give all the bedding jokes a rest.


Dream on.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

They're all a load of bunk anyway.

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"I aim to misbehave."

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Star A Star
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb -- Just one more and you'll be a 5 poster

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pony
i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've already done four posts on this thread. Did you nod off somewhere?

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Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
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windypops
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This thread is turning into a nightmare.

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Star A Star
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^What you on about Willis

too slow that's my trouble Embarassed

ETA: bloody windypops jumping in bah humbug Embarassed Embarassed

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pony
i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal
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windypops
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ It's the truth. I can't feather bed it.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

CVS wrote:

Quote:

I still do not think he is ready to drop me though.


Well, if he does, he'll spring back up. He needs to cover the payment for his 419 thread count sheets.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If your Lad demands payment, offer to pay him in Kip.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

These are horrible. Oh my cot.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@bohigal: don't be such a wet blanket! This thread is just for pun, you know.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Don't be such a bedass to Bohigal.

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