Nurse & Reptile Lad - ON SAFARI! Audio pg7

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Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

great work NN
how dooo youuu do it?

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:58 pm

Nurse Nasty wrote:

Oh dear... Looks like a boo-boo. I've gone and transferred the money to the real charity

Wish we had a webcam handy to watch this lad's head explode.

Master Baiter Joined: 14 Feb 2009 Posts: 209

Nurse Nasty wrote:

Oh dear... Looks like a boo-boo. I've gone and transferred the money to the real charity. Oopsy Daisy...

I'm baiting someone real similar. Did you mention the name of the charity he pretends to be? (If you don't want to post it so goog doesn't fine it, thats fine).

I'm just wondering if Im dealing with the same lad. I'm going to do the same thing - donate the money to the real charity. Oops.

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:05 pm

NN, You are my hero..... beautifully done..

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:05 pm

@Hoorah

I believe it's "Mus4 House"

Master Baiter Joined: 12 Nov 2008 Posts: 104

thoses crock pics are the wierdest I think I have ever seen. thats pretty funny

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 14 Feb 2009 Posts: 6

As a newbie, I can only dream of the day that I can convince someone to be a crocodile whilst posing with a bunch of cute nurses.

Excellent work.

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:39 am

Oh dear. Musa is a wee bit cranky. *gulp* - It would appear that my accounting team has used a third party automated banking business that sends funds to nominated accounts.

The first account is the lads account, which will fail. The second account is the Real Musa House charity bank account. This is the second time this has happened. He thinks I have accidentally sent 2 payments of $35k to the real charity... He's not happy. Watch him explain why he can't access the REAL charity account. 70k slipped right through his fingers. ah, to be a fly on the wall...

Quote:

AFTER ALL I HAVE GONE THROUGH TO GET THINGS DONE YET YOU WON'T LISTEN TO ME YOU WILL
MAKE THINGS VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME

THIS IS WHY I DON'T WANT TO DO THE LAST MATERIAL THING

BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE DON'T LISTEN TO ME

I TOLD YOU THE OTHER TIME NOT TO SEND ANY FUNDS TO THAT ACCOUNT BUT YOU REFUSE

I ALSO PUT IT ON THE SUBJECT OF MY LAST EMAIL TO YOU

YET YOU DID THE MISTAKE

WELL YOU WILL RECEIVE A THANKS YOU MESSAGE AND IT WILL APPEAR TO BE CLEARED ON YOUR
SIDE

WE WILL GO THROUGH LOTS JUST TO GET THE FUNDS FROM THAT ACCOUNT BECAUSE IT'S FAULTY

PLEASE I WANT YOU TO MAKE ANOTHER PAYMENT TO THE ACCOUNT INFORMATIONS BELOW

THEN THE REMAINING WILL BE SENT TO ME NEXT MONTH

IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH THESE ACCOUNT PLEASE LET ME KNOW BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING

I5,000 AUS DOLLARS IN EACH OF THESE ACCOUNT

INTERMEDIARY BANK :

DEUTSCHE
BANK TRUST COMPANY,
AMERICA,
NEW
YORK
280,
PARK AVENUE
NEW YORK, NY 10017.
SWIFT: BKTRUS33
ROUTING (ABA) NO: 021001033

BENEFICIARY BANK :

OCEANIC BANK INT’L PLC
Account Type: DOM. ACCOUNT
ACCOUNT NO: 04177479
BENEFICIARY CUSTOMER:
Account Name- Egiebor Uyi
Account Number-0813003000220

PLEASE GET BACK TO ME WITH A COPY OF THE BANK TRANSFER CONFIRMATION SLIP

GOD BLESS

MUSA HOUSE

This is the sixth bank account I have received from Mr.Musa. Six accounts reported and hopefully investigated. (Alan, you'll be getting another email soon)

My response to poor Snot covered Musa.

Quote:

Mr. Musa,

How dare you speak to me in this way. After everything I have done in supporting Musa House. I am quite shocked at your tone.

Last month the account you provided failed an international transfer, so my senior accountant, found the Musa House charity account on your website. Remember the website you provided me. That account worked fine both times. The account is not faulty. What does that even mean?

Why would you put that account on your website if it doesn't work? The real kicker in all of this Mr.Musa is the email I received this morning from your chief accountant thanking us for this incredible donation. They wanted to know why I'd sent them $70,000 this year so far. I told them that I have an agreement with Mr. Musa.

I then told him that I would be sending as final payment of $67,500.00 AUD on the 20th of March. He was pleased.

If you would prefer that we remove that account from our banking service completely you should have told me that. The only reason it was there was because it worked last time and secondary account protocols were active so that if the first account failed, the second account that worked last time would work.

You really need to communicate yourself better Mr. Musa. The money is gone from our accounts into your charity account. We cannot get it back. You should be able to access it right away. I have confirmation that it's been deposited. How can you blame me for any of this? I am insulted. After all that I have done for you.

You decide what we will do next month, and please communicate yourself better to avoid your confusion.

Kind regards,
KR

It always the lads fault. Very Happy

Let's see if I can latch him for a third round. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Quote:

WE WILL GO THROUGH LOTS JUST TO GET THE FUNDS FROM THAT ACCOUNT BECAUSE IT'S FAULTY

Damn those faulty bank accounts Laughing

, I did the same thing on my first ever safari bait, sent the charity donation to the Lagos childrens charity through their website donation page, that lad wasn't pleased either and found it difficult to explain why he couldn't get the funds from his account there.

They must surely regret giving the legit charity website addresses in their emails Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:10 am

I love this modality - "hoist with his own petard" and right up the body orifice deleted, is the phrase that springs to mind.

And I love the way you're sticking it to him, NN. He's squirming like a worm on a griddle, and I'll bet there's plenty of whining still to come. Laughing

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:00 am

Musa Snot Man wrote:

SIR

I AM SORRY FOR EVERYTHING THING THAT I SAID

IT'S JUST THAT AFTER TELLING YOU TIMES WITHOUT NUMBER YOU STILL DID WHAT I DIDN'T ASKED

WE WILL GET THE ACCOUNT OFF THE WEBSITE SOON

PLEASE IN THE MAIN TIME

PLEASE I WANT YOU TO MAKE ANOTHER PAYMENT TO THE ACCOUNT INFORMATIONS BELOW

THEN THE REMAINING WILL BE SENT TO ME NEXT MONTH

IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH THESE ACCOUNT PLEASE LET ME KNOW BEFORE YOU
DO ANYTHING

I5,000 AUS DOLLARS IN EACH OF THESE ACCOUNT

INTERMEDIARY BANK :

DEUTSCHE
BANK TRUST COMPANY,
AMERICA,
NEW YORK
280, PARK AVENUE
NEW YORK, NY
10017.
SWIFT: BKTRUS33
ROUTING (ABA) NO:
021001033

BENEFICIARY BANK :

OCEANIC BANK INT’L PLC
Account Type: DOM. ACCOUNT
ACCOUNT NO: 04177479
BENEFICIARY CUSTOMER:
Account Name- Egiebor
Uyi
Account Number-0813003000220

PLEASE GET BACK TO ME WITH A COPY OF THE BANK TRANSFER CONFIRMATION SLIP

GOD BLESS

MUSA HOUSE

Quote:

I have to correct you. I did exactly as you asked. You gave me a nominated account, which was added to the primary account of our transfer system.

The other account on your website was the one that worked last time, so
when the account you gave me this time failed to transfer because LLoyds
TSB was reviewing that account. This is not our fault, or our problem.
Sorry to say that we are not accountable. You accused me of making a
mistake, NO we didn't. You might want to check that account you gave me.

This months transfer has happened. We can't get it back. We can't
un-transfer the donation. We have received a confirmation that the money
was accepted without hassle. The money is there in your account. You can
access it right now. We have received an email from your associates at
Musa House thanking us for the donation

Now you are demanding we send another $30,000 - which is not our mandate as we've delivered once again to your charity? The best I can do is offer to bring that date forward to the 9th of March? I only hope you don't waste time and keep changing the date of material delivery.

I will delete all accounts from the system and add these two accounts.
This means that if there is something wrong with the first account, the
money will automatically be transferred to the second account.

Does this satisfy your needs? I have been more than generous and extremely tolerant of your attitude towards me and our donations.

Quote:

I AM HAPPY TO HEAR THAT YOU HAVE FORGIVEN ME

THANKS FOR THE CHANGE OF DATE

GOD BLESS

MUSA HOUSE

See you all on or around the 9th of March for Round 3 and Extreme Karting!

All Suggestions on how he should be dressed, and mode of transport welcome.

I was going to suggest being towed by a car in his cool new ride... Cool

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:26 am

@Nurse...first off...awesome bait as always.

I'm thinking mugu snotman should show some solidarity with the nurses in the previous pictures.

Therefore I believe a nurse's uniform complete with appropriate headwear and of course white stockings is in order here.

This would also unknowingly show his undying admiration for you Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:18 am

ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE!!!?? Third times a charm.

Snot Croc Musa wrote:

I WILL GET THE PHOTOS READY B4 20TH I PROMISED AND PLEASE DO NOT SEND THE FUND TO
ANY OTHER ACCOUNT APART FROM THE ACCOUNT NOMINATED ACCOUNT I GAVE TO YOU

IF THE TRANSFER FAILED IN THOSE ACCOUNT JUST EMAIL ME AND I WILL PROVIDE ANOTHER
ACCOUNT

THE MUSA HOUSE ACCOUNT IS HAVING LOTS OF FAULTS

BECAUSE IT WAS EXPOSE ON NET THESE HACKERS I ALWAYS PUTTING THREATS TO OUR FUNDS

PLEASE NOTIFY ME WHENEVER THERE IS FAILURE IN TRANSFER

PLEASE I WILL LIKE TO HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER SO I CAN REACH YOU

GOD BLESS

So I called him. It was about 11:30pm Lagos time. He tells me he will send me an update via email.

Snot Croc Musa wrote:

WE ARE PROGRESSING

WE HAVE MADE THE CART

I WILL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

HOPE YOU HAVE REMOVED THE MUSA TRUST ACCOUNT FROM YOUR LIST

He's assured me everything will be done exactly as I ask. I really hope so. This will be his third payment, but this one will not fail. Guess who will be calling me the day of the payment? The real Musa. He will thank me for everything and I will thank him for the pictures... but what pictures?? Oh dear. I'm keen to watch this lads head explode. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:21 am

Let me know if you want to send him to Monrovia, Liberia. My very wealthy yacht owner has been unsuccessfully trying to donate money to his area recently.

With any luck, he too could be shot by a child soldier.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Love the croc photos. This one should be filed under the "No way in hell could a baiter get them to......" file.

Amazing work. Six bank accounts and some very, very strange photos to boot.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:04 am

NN, I wouldn't be surprised if one day you were to post video of lads staging a home-grown demolition derby, or bungee jumping into jello. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:12 am

bohigal wrote:

.... home-grown demolition derby, or bungee jumping into jello.

Sheer and utter brilliance! Actually I requested video for this next event but it was all too hard and I had nowhere to send it. Crying or Very sad

You will be happy to know that by chance this does involve some type of jello substance and does have some demolition. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:52 pm

What? no explosions?

go on, just a tiny little bang, please?

I think you are not pushing this lad hard enough, no ethics thread yet, but I'll wait and see after the next set of photos, they might generate something.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:07 pm

are we talking pushcart?

perhaps a rocket powered cart? a 5 gallon drum filled with some type of explosive mixture to power the cart?

I would like to see him jump a cart through a ring of fire (a really big jump and a really big fire)?

or better yet, he makes a parachute, rides the cart over a cliff. the cart crashes below but the lad lands safely using his home made parachute.

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

Legendary baiting NN!!!

bow_down

As the entire world has gone Charles Darwin crazy these past few weeks, how about your lad evolving from a snot-covered crocodile into a majestic fire-breathing dragon?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:43 pm

@mewing gecko: Have you seen the videos from the Unknown Stuntman bait? Sounds like you would appreciate these classics. Fire happens.

Colt Seavers, Part I
Colt Seavers, Part II

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:48 pm

^^ I love those. hopefully one day I can get a lad to set himself on fire.

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Nurse Nasty you are an inspiration.
A true lad kicking machine.
I sit in awe every time I see yet another masterpiece of yours.
True genius. Thank you for sharing and making me laugh.
It's so good to hear they have the cart assembled already. Twisted Evil

It definitely needs a motor on it though.
So when the others realize what a fool he is they can run over him with it and put him out of his misery.
When he realizes he will never see a penny.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:17 pm

Brakes, what about brakes? Did you forget to mention the need for brakes? Oh dear... Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:51 pm

Dramaqueen wrote:

A true lad kicking machine.

Sniff. Sniff. That's the highest of praises. Thank you. I do enjoy my work. Very Happy

Look I don't want to ruin the surprise. I do believe it will involve an engine. Might be looking at about 140BHP (brake horse-power - for the non-Top Gear initiated) Smile

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