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PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Yeah, he is fruitful! Razz

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 9:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Also, the grass seems to grow in some 45 degree angle down there.

What are these "wheels", anyway? Doesn't look like they are really intended to spin at all. I would say a major slap is indicated.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The wheel reminded me of a paint mixing tool.

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This lad has been slapped so many times I'm sure he's constantly picking his teeth off the cyber cafe floor. Very Happy

I've asked for one last amendment before I make a wrong payment to the real charity. Again. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hahaha! I love this. The helmet is wonderful! The cart is... well, amusing!

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is one of the most hilarious baits i've ever read! I think you should add some Pyrotechnics to the deal!! Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fantastic! Way to righten up a Sunday afternoon when the lads seem to be off!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Corona wrote:
What's with the greenery on front of cart?
Lucky pineapples to ward off oncoming lorries?

I'm afraid this lad needs much education as to what constitutes a wheel. Surely he can flog a couple of bicycles from outside the internet cafe? Tthe bigger the wheels, the faster the terminal velocity and the longer the resulting bandages!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe he is just need some guidance with the design process: http://www.clockshoppe.net/emsbd/Forms/2006_Scottie_Masters.pdf

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

** TODAY'S EFFORT -- WE HAVE BIG WHEELS **

Okay he's failed once again. At least he has big wheels...

Now for some strange reason he sent me pictures of him with a mud pack on his face and hair rollers??? I have no idea where that came from or why he did that, but it's funny. I can only assume he has finally gone mental.

I have decided to pay him now.

<Click image to enlarge>

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I'll run him through a transfer modality, which will fail, then I'll pay the real charity again. Oh, the joy. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This lad really needs to send a video of the cart in motion. We need to do a speed-rating.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's got enough karts for that demolition derby now! Laughing

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mud pack on his face and hair rollers

WTF? Is that him or one of the nurses?

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This lad really needs to send a video

I agree. The Nokia N81 he used to take these is capable of 15fps MPEG-4 video.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Something tells me that those wheels won't turn even if you'd drag the cart along behind a real car...
They also seem to have a strange habit of building 'tilted' buildings as well as poles, I wonder how those remain standing...

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He's even given it a lick of crocodile green paint this time Laughing

But seriously, WTDF is that last picture about? Image

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have no idea? I really don't. I did ask him that he would need a costume to drive his cart, which was meant to have a cape, a melon, large boots and some flour and jelly. He just made this up all by himself. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I second (or third I guess) the motion to demand a video. Tilted images don't prove that it functions.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@NN This just gets funnier and funnier with each set of pics this lad sends. Very Happy

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Congrats NN on getting yourself such an "eager to get the money" lad. I plan to do a few more straight baits then try for a trophy bait.

These are some of the best trophies I've seen so far on here Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well I have sent more instructions. I've X'd out some parts. I know you all like surprises.

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INSTRUCTIONS:

1. You and your cart must be towed behind a car. All carts start off fast.
Use a rope and tie it to the car and one end to your cart

2. The name of your cart is 'XXXXXXXXXXXXX' - Paint it in big black
letters on the side of your cart

3. You were suppose to cover yourself in XXXXXXXXXX that the children
were going to throw at you

4. Make sure you wear a XXXXXXXXXX when driving your cart

5. This is to done outside in your street


I've asked for video as well as pictures. Plus he's now dealing with the 'boss' who doesn't take no for an answer. He is scared of the 'boss' character. Laughing

Hopefully, 5th time round will prevail, just so I can screw him over again.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is up there with the stuntman baits (currently showing on HTtp://scambaiters.TV along with other stuff - or find it in the Video On Demand) in terms of sheer comedy value! Please please please get some video of it and I'll do a grand unveiling of it after NTBS's scambaiting radio show (listen live online on Sundays at 6pm UK time - again see scambaiters.TV for details and links to the podcasts)

Can you see what I did there? I couldn't help it, the mood just took me because you made me giggle so much with that last photo!

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Oh my word, Nasty!
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Wasn't your lad bald? That has to be a woman in the last couple of pics.

Great bait!

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Oh my lord. I'll join the others in asking just wtf was up with the last two pics?

You have a very special lad there. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How on earth is Mr Snotodile going to steer that contraption? Or brake?

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Oh, it's patently obvious now. The MusaCart stops when it runs into something large and immovable. Steering of any kind would cause the braking system to become ineffective.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It has no steering or brakes. I can't be responsible for his shoddy workmanship. I provided detailed specification for a functioning cart. I have also expressed my views in the safety of his vehicle.

I was going to suggest he seal the cart and fill it with water. Acts as a nice cushion while rumbling down the Apapa Oworonsoki Expressway at 60 kph. Very Happy

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