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Deuzer
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 May 2008
Posts: 943
Location: Finland
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Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:09 pm |
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Mr is offering him free laptops to be distributed to gay communities in his area. So far he has been very polite and enthusiastic.
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Sir,
I trust and thank you your generosity toward gay comminuty in general. we shall talk about others and many more soonest.
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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1301
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Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:36 pm |
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Well Igor has got another reply but no explanation as to who Mr Mike is. The mugu also sent a really pathetic excuse of a passport which is meant to prove his identity. I could have done better on my Mister Men printing kit. Something tells me hard times lie ahead for this one. |
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Lakefield_Dave
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Dec 2008
Posts: 115
Location: Toronto Ontario Canada
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:45 am |
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Well....me's and D-Wayne managed to type out a real purdy reply to thisd nice fella's over there and we's hopin for a reply reals soon like.
Course bein illiterate hillbilly's we's bound to be makin a lots o mistakes along the way so's I hopin he don't git too rilled up an all... |
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ilikepie
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Feb 2009
Posts: 13
Location: vegas
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:27 pm |
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I wrote him and asked him where he went and how much I'd love to complete our transaction. Hope he writes back! |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:24 pm |
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Nurse Nasty wrote: |
I ended every email with 'Please proceed'. That really annoyed him, so don't use that phrase. |
How about the Pauline Hanson "classic": "Please explain?" |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:53 pm |
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Attn @lfred,
The condition which you have proposed is not acceptable. I cannot handle all expense while you relax and get 75%. I disagree with you totaly. It's deal for both of us, so it should be handled as such.
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I think I may slowly talk him down, then suddenly make him a ridiculous offer, possibly split like 7 or 8 ways. Where neither of us makes more than 15%. |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:59 am |
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I'm going to start talking to him in LOLcat, that should annoy him some more. |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:34 pm |
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Attn Mr. Vl4d1m1r,
Did you really came to make me spend my money securing the document and you suddenly disappeared? What exactly have I done to you to deserve this, tell me in one mail. How can we abandon this project because $500 dollars that is left?
M4th3w. |
Apparently Vl4d's silence has really gotten him a frustrated It seems. After being hit by a car too! |
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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1301
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Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:28 pm |
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You're lucky you got anything. He wrote back to me and all I got was a lousy passport forgery. Anyway it did with a promise to send me 30 million (that's inflation for you) as soon as I sent him $400. The recipient is Paul Ug0j1. Of course I'll be wanting documentary proof of the monies, after all if he can supply that to his other correspondents why not Igor? |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:28 pm |
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400 bucks? That's cheap. I was told to pay $2, 800 for 3 documents. I can't see why he can't take the money out of the 10% put away for expenses incurred in this transaction.
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k u go git dose documents den. use teh 10% put away 2 buy them |
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Hello Mike,
Deals of this magnitude dont work that way, you heard all I said.
Mathew |
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But cant u jus use teh 10% 2 pai 4 da documents, iz dat not teh simplest wai? |
No reply yet.. |
_________________ 110+
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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:40 pm |
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Ah, you must be the Mister Mike he referred to when he wrote to me. He had the cheek to say that it was me who mentioned Mister Mike first. Obviously you pay more than me because Czech's don't earn as much as western Europeans. As you say if he has 30 million bucks surely spending $400 for a few documents is chicken feed. However I don't want to piss him off before we get to the MTCN stage.
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Deuzer
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 May 2008
Posts: 943
Location: Finland
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Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:02 pm |
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He just sent this:
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Attn Sir,
I have a new gay brother from UK, he has ask me to assist him in certain business negation which I have already concluded in few days I have spent here, he has some money he want to pay for the finalization of the business, so he want to issue a bank check for it, so he ask me to get him information of someone I truly trust that can receive the check and will send the money to me accordingly here so that he can raise and post the check. All you will do for me is to receive the check in your name or any name you gave me, once the check clears, you will send the money to me here to finish the project.
Please kindly send me a name and address that will be used in preparing the check. God has been good to us. I wait to hear from you soonest. |
I am not familiar with check baiting, should I go for it or try to get a bank account instead? |
_________________ "GO AND DIE, FOR YOU TO PLAY WITH ME I HAVE CAUSE YOU TO DIE WITH YOUR GENERATION BEFORE ONE MONTH." Kwesi Ayoka, Iraq lad.
"I hope u know how much u chop? Don't forget it, just be ready vomit it and leave this world. " - Mr. 0l0ye F4nf4re
"YOUR GENERATION WILL VANISH ON THJE SURFACE OF THIS EARTH,YOU MISERABLE NONENTITY" - Sgt. John
0loye Fanfare: Nigeria - SSC Cameroon
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:09 pm |
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What have you guys'n'gals done to him? He came running back to my email box with two letters of apology. I think I might have been the lesser of the evils...
@ Deuzer - He'll want to mail you fake cheques for you to cash. You have access to dropboxes, if you'd like to mount these trophies over your fireplace. You should also go for a bank account as well. |
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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
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Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:25 pm |
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He's just sent me the certificate I asked for. Wrong country of residence for Igor though. That'll need to be corrected before I send him my hard earned $400. I think he might be losing track on who is who. |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:25 am |
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Mr. Vl4d1m1r,
I’m tired of re-explaining all these to you. It’s really not easy combining my job and this deal yet, you don’t respond as at when due. If you have gone through my last mail, I need $500 dollars to get everything done this week.
Get back with your assistance and send it with the information b3ll0.
Receiver : P4VL UG0J1
Address: LAGOS NIGERIA
Text……………..
Answer…………….
I will be waiting for your update.
M4th3w. |
Wow, talk about being an asshole! |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:09 pm |
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We've finally settled on shares; he is now happy with his 40%. Time for me to get a guilty conscience and demand we each take 10% and give the rest to charity. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
x 67
x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:45 pm |
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And he even sent me a revised certificate showing the correct county of residence, together with a rather rude reminder that I should send $400. My next delaying tactic will be to ask for a bank account - after all that is how we do things in Czech Republic and what is Wester Untion anyway?
Hopefully he is now getting hacked off with the various monies being dangled without arriving. My suggestion is that we co-ordinate the WU transfers maybe using Secure WU. That might reinforce the assertion that Secure WU is indeed legit and that is how WU do business to Africa these days. |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:00 pm |
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He wants me back. I think you've all broken him. I do love how he apologises and then turns back into a pompous git.
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Like I said from inception, this deal is between you and I. the only person who is indirectly involved in the Attorney because of his legal role in the transaction. I shall take care of him from my own share.
So I do not have any boss as long as this deal is concerned. I’m not really being rude, but if you think, I’ve been rude to you, I’m sorry. Could you please send the money for the remaining 2 documents to enable us conclude this transaction. I never expected it to take this long.
Waiting for your response.
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He's a little bit clueless. I still get that feeling he really hates the scamming process. He just wants to make the money quickly and didn't realise he had to work for it.
I've decided to give him a second chance. |
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pete515
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Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:16 pm |
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Yeah, I agree. He seems to think that he should get the money for the crappy certificates he produces so badly. As the originator of this thread noted he is a pompous so and so.
Anyway he has told me that banks don't handle trivial amounts such as $400 so (as expected) he wants Western Uny. He'll be getting a Secure MTCN in the next day or so. |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:02 am |
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Subject line: I'm just tired
Attn Mr. Vl4d1m1r,
I have done my best searching with the bellow information and code as you provided them to me, yet I cannot achieve anything. Here in Africa, certain things does not respond to in the internet, the site has completely refused to open and allow me access.
If you want us to move forward, try and get me the MTCN number by yourself, as I don’t know what next to do here. At least you sent the slip to me, you ought to have seen the mtcn number there.
Fake code
M7CN S3cur3 w3bs1t3
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What's that? M4th3w? You're a fat lazy bastard who has syphilis? |
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YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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pete515
Elite Baiter
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Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:12 pm |
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He has just got told his $400 is available courtesy of S3cure MTCM. Let's see how he reacts to getting another payment via this method. |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:11 pm |
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I just reread his email where he accepted my terms, and noticed he's still trying to reserve 10% for unforeseen expenses. 50% / 40% / 10%? What a supreme douche. I've told him he will be taking care of these unforeseen expenses out of his 40%. I still don't understand the lad mentality regarding imaginary payouts. Swallow your effin pride and let me take 87% or whatever. Now I have to delay my reverse bartering. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
x 67
x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
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TickleYerAssWiFeather
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Feb 2009
Posts: 69
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Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:34 pm |
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P3n310p3 l3url3erry just contacted this guy in a most dreadfully bad mood demanding that he gets his act together.
She's in a most troublesome, quite demented mood today.
"Do you honestly want me to come over there personally and ram a red hot poker up your anu* until you squeel like a pig on a roast spit?!"
"Get back to me NOW if you want me to send the further $2,500 to your office address!"
What a cranky old bitch!
For my other lad, she's just turned 22 and needs her lover boy SO badly. Blimey, I'm getting better and better at writing dirty with each passing day.
Samples on request! |
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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
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Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:46 pm |
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The lazy git hasn't even tried to get his MTCN from Secur3 MTCN - he just wrote that the web link doesn't work where he is. Judging by what others have written this is one arrogant, lazy lad. Igor is not going to take this lying down - slap time methinks. |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:59 pm |
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Mr. Vl@d1m1r,
I do not have all the time in this world for that. It’s your money if actually you sent any money, so you work it out and let me know me. Sorry about the pain you are going through.
M4th3w. |
Wait what? |
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YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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