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 Lad doesn't think banker "likes" my rectum.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my favourite siggy lines to date....

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You should remember that you have only put an application for claiming of this funds in the bank,you have not become the owner,this is reason you should be more calculative in your utterances while communicating with bank.
The bank you want to be jumping up because you are a million dollar depositor with them,has not recognize you as beneficiary of this funds,so I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Perhaps you should ask them what type of assholes are to their liking? Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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you should be more calculative in your utterances

This sounds so sophisticated and polite, and then his language degenerates into that phrase? His dichomatic speech patterns has me quite confused as to his level of education and social status. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Rejections can be difficult to get over, but in this instance, I think you'll be smugly satisfied this wunch of bankers actually don't want you to be their "backdoor man".

Quiz the lad on the literal and metaphorical meanings of the expression "In through the out-door".

A couple of obscure Led Zeppelin references...

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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His dichomatic speech patterns has me quite confused as to his level of education and social status. Laughing


Sounds like this his response might have been cut and paste from several sources.




Fixed quote tags. -luckey
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Seven of Nine wrote:

A couple of obscure Led Zeppelin references...

Tell him your willing to squeeze their lemon, so quit being such a Moby Dick

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been dazed and confused for so long, it's not true. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There's been a Communication Breakdown here. "Licking" your a-hole makes more sense in this context.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Safari the lad to Kashmir, hope he's Trampled Underfoot and show No Quarter to a Fool in the Rain.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^If we are lucky, they will find out he's a scammer and send him to the Gallows Pole.

"Couldn't get no silver, I couldn't get no gold, You know that we're too damn poor to keep you from the Gallows Pole. " - The lad's lament

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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We, engaged in The Battle of Evermore, doth solemnly declare our allegiance to our lord and master, The Rover.

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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This thread is off track. Bring it on home, or it'll be time to ramble on.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thank You, Heartbreaker.

Bear in mind What Is And What Should Never Be, How Many More Times will asiaguy's proctolingual lad be thinking it's Celebration Day when he is sent to a WU Over The Hills And Far Away; Going To California while skipping to the beat of The Immigrant Song?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My "ass liking" Lad is a bit tired of not getting beyond the bank stage.
I still won't contact the barrister until I get a full explanation over "liking my ass."

The Lad has come up with this...

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I said bank has not recognize you as beneficiary simply means that the fund has not been approve to you, to make the bank start liking your ass. (I'm sure he means "licking" but no correction required... Laughing ) Check for how long we are arguing on this one issue, something that will take little minutes to resolve is dragging on for days going to week, and you know it very well that delay is not good for this transaction.


I guess I'm leaving the Lad "Dazed and Confused?" Cool

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WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
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