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Lakefield_Dave
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I was gettin bored with my usual lads and a new one popped into the old account tonight so I decided to try something a little different.

R3DN3CK R4MP4GE!

There are so many charecters and angles I can go on this so hoping to attract a few interesting lads along the way. Very Happy

Here's my first note...

Well I'll be gosh darn danged.

Wot a stroke o good luck this is fer me! Almost as good as when me an Larry went down to the fishin hole and that nasty ole fisn n gamey inspector fella fell in the river and we gots away with all them fishy. lol....good time lemme tell ya.

I gots to be straight up with you fells tho'. I had to have one o my young un's read this to me cause I taint never learned to read an write toos well meself.

D-wayne tells me ya'll want $105 dollars from me so's I kin collect $5,000,000?? she-at count me in boys!

But D-Wayne says the 'puter attachment sayd I's only gots to ante up $55 case some udder dude put up da rest. Well that's what D-Wayne says anyway. All Greek to me like I sayd.

So boys lets gedda move on with this. Nascar season is just gettin to going and with this kinda cash I kin maybe afford me a seat stead on peeking thru da fence ya know?

J.Foxworthy



Comments? Critique?? General abuse or praise? Razz

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I would love to see you run the redneck modality on the lad all the way through and publish it. I've seen it done before but I'm sure you can top it. Don't forget losing the trailer to a tornado, divorce, etc.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Good Idea...I'll save them and if one goes to a good conclusion I'll post it. Seems good so far as one already replyed which is damn unusual for a Saturday night

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The 2 languages should make for interesting reading Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeilding some wonderful things already...lol

Told me to go to a SUPPER MARKET to send a WU so of course Jeff had to reply with:

Is that like one of dem fancy smancy places like a Diner? We got's some gooduns over to the highway like Cracked Barell, Steaker n Shakers, and Smothered n Covered. Dat last one my fav, you eber have waffles? mmmmmmm good eats der lemme tell yu.

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I, for one, look forward to reading it when it's published! Love thet "Cracked Barrel"....

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

There is a "dialector" that translates to "red neck", but you do a much better job of it because you add context.


I did a bait using a lot of slang and missed words. He went right along with it, until I got bored.

Do publish your bait when it is completed! Thumbs up

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Lakefield_Dave
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Will do but sadly I do not think this will go on for long as the amount ($105) is too small for my lad to commit a lot of time to it.

Hopefully the next one will ask for more $$ so I can make it worth his while. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You could ask him if he has any experience over there with the delights of fresh road kill.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

N don't fergit to get drunk on the way to the Western Onion telegarph office, and fergit where the hell you was goin'! Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well since it's such a large amount of money you will be receiving and you are just a backwards uneducated inbred redneck.

Why not ask him if he is sure all he needs is the $105 because that just doesn't sound right to you dernit.

It has to be more than that to get all that money out doesn't it?

Is he sure he only needs $105? Or is that one of them there typos?

Maybe he meant he $1500? Or $5100?

You cant read after all right?

Maybe he accidentally left some zero's off and needs to correct himself?

You do want to make sure you get this just right don't you?

You would hate to lose all that there money.

Just a thought to get the greed going maybe and drag it out a little.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My character had to sell a pig to get the funds to "send" to the lad. Of course then the coon dog got sick and the money had to be used to pay the vet... Shocked


You can string him along with tales of tornados and floods, broken trucks and runaway girlfirends. Lads are sympathetic.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My question is simple:

Is D-Wayne the cousin what you durn married?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Tuco.

Hey Blondiee!

Loved the films BTW, the music sucked, but what the heck my eyes were on you.

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the delights of fresh road kill


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Hitchhiker,

Naw, D-Wayne my eldest, not my cousin. He's already I gues if ya kin get over the funny way his eyes keep circlin around.....and that really big forehead...

Mabel be my wife & cousin who I'll have you know I met at the family reunion so its all above the board. She a good woman. Down right purdy too ifin ya likem big

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cathartic Kate wrote:
A stew is a stew is a stew to a boomie, best not tell slightly though.

Rolling Eyes


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