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 What did you give to your partner for Valentines day?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just curious, what did you give to your wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/sheep for Valentines day?

I bought my wife a pack of tulips from the supermarket, got it while she was waiting in the queue with the shopping cart. She was very happy with the flowers, even though she paid for it.

Anyone can beat that?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I baked cookies! And these cookies weren't just any cookies! They were chocolate chip cookies sans chocolate chips. That's right, I forgot to get chocolate chips at the store. THEN, since I am a real man and I don't need any &^%$#@ directions from no stinkin' recipe book, I did't bother to read how many servings the batter makes. SO, I made real man cookies. I lumped 6.5 dozen cookies into 1 dozen.

So yes, I can beat that.

EDIT: Here is the pic.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nothing. Not even a card. When she is more deserving, she will get a gift.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I bought her flowers but she wasn't very nice to me yesterday so I didn't put out. I bought myself some really nice beers and drank those.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Herpes.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Still giving! Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fuck all. It's just another day.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A tin opener, she like's to cook

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Damn, JoJo is a better baker then me. They look good enough to eat.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nothing. We played PingPong instead.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A lot of bed action
We tried it sideways , we tried it upright , I'm sure he was standing on his head at one point
By midmorning he was sweating all over the mattress
But it didnt end there we were still grunting and heaving by dusk









We eventually got the inlaws old bed into the car and away then the new one transported and set up.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I tied a ribbon around it.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I took my boyfriend rock climbing. It was awesome, there was no-one there except us and some stag party.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've lost 8 pounds in two weeks by avoiding the kitchen and so I spent some time cooking yesterday. I made a large Parisian salad, marinated tenderloins on the BBQ, miso and mayo baked salmon, steamed baby green beans, walnut vinaigrette marinated BBQ'ed Portobello mushrooms and strawberry shortcake. By limited my lunch and working out on the stationary bike, I still lost weight yesterday. I also bought a dozen long stem pink roses for the house and sent a large flat rate package to each of my military kids. The military girl was so excited to get her goodies. We received a letter on Valentine's Day that had both her parents in tears.

Good looking cookies there. I bet they smelled great.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry..This day symbolizes what? Love? Affection for another human, unless your one of those sad people that have rooms in their house for there pets. But back to the point, I got nothing and gave nothing, in-fact I even went out of my way to go to work. The office was so quiet. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You're all such cyinics.

I gave my beautiful wife two cards and a box of chocolates. We sent our daughter to stay with friends on Friday night, so Saturday morning we could spend the morning in bed, cuddling, making love, and enjoying each others company.
We went out for a nice dinner last night, and repeated the same routine this morning!

Ahh, love is in the air! Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dutch wrote:
I tied a ribbon around it.


I tried that years ago. I was informed that she could have it any time she wanted anyway, and she could even get a bigger one if she took a notion. Shocked Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

[quote="Al Roberts"]Sorry..This day symbolizes what? Love? Affection for another human, unless your one of those sad people that have rooms in their house for there pets.

Hey, Lighten up on my PuddyCat. She's my main squeeze. I gave her some Pink Salmon, a little Banana Pudding and a taste of coffee. she loves it and was even affectionate, somewhat. Laughing

edit: that is to say that she behaved and didn't claw my leather computer chair. all the rest she thinks she owns and is trying to claim ownership on the leather one. A man has to put his foot down sometimes. that's one of the times. Razz

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Al Roberts wrote:
Sorry..This day symbolizes what? Love? Affection for another human, unless your one of those sad people that have rooms in their house for there pets.

Hey, Lighten up on my PuddyCat. She's my main squeeze. I gave her some Pink Salmon, a little Banana Pudding and a taste of coffee. she loves it and was even affectionate, somewhat. Laughing

edit: that is to say that she behaved and didn't claw my leather computer chair. all the rest she thinks she owns and is trying to claim ownership on the leather one. A man has to put his foot down sometimes. that's one of the times. Razz


Very good. Personally I don't like animals but I respect your decision. And in the case of your "PuddyCat" I don't think I would mind being her if you feed her Banana pudding and coffee. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ALRIGHT--you can be a good friend and if you come over sometime, I'll even give you some Banana Pudding and coffee, if you wish Mr. Green

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Connie L. Gus wrote:
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What does Valentine's day mean?

It means, for 364.5 days, she is an absolute cow to you and you have to be nice to her for 0.5 day.

As my avator would say "F***"

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nothing Smile

My other half shares the belief that its just another day.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

jojobean wrote:
I baked cookies! (..)

So yes, I can beat that.



OK Jojo, I give up! You're the master.

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