NSFW - as if we ever needed proof vlads don't read messages

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Oct 2008 Posts: 30

Hi all,

As if we ever needed proof that Vlads never read (OK - hardly ever read) what we send them, here's the first three messages I sent her/him. I haven't bothered with his replies because they obviously bear no relation to what I have sent.

I've marked it NSFW because it is mainly ok, but there are a couple of choice words, so better to be safe than sorry. What I should point out is that the photos sent are not very flattering; the girl has bad acne and her bleached hair really needs looking at. The less said about the size of her thighs the better.

I'm no oil painting I can assure you, but when trying to scam somebody, I would have thought that they could try harder. And before anybody wonders if this is genuine, I am at the WU stage, so it is definitely a scam.

Anyway, My first 3 messages:

Number 1:

Hi Bitch,
Thank you for your letter. I am very perky thank you. How are you?
My name is Tom and I live in a place called Bournemouth in the UK.
One of my hobbies is hairdressing. I have become quite good over the years, and I'd gladly sort your roots out for you.
I like seeing films too, but I also like spending nights in watching the tv and using a bucket to save having to go upstairs to relieve myself.
I do not live with my parents, they are both dead. They died in a freak gardening accident involving a garden mower and one of the members of s club 7.
So I live all on my own apart from my pets. I will tell you about them another time.
I hope you will write soon.
Yours
Tom

Number 2:

Hi Slag,
It was nice to hear from you again. Thank you for the letter.
One of my other hobbies is keeping fit. I have a qualification as a fitness instructor, so I would gladly help you out as you are a bit of a hefty hideaway girl. The offer would still stand with the roots too. In other words try and transform you from a munter. I imagine riding you would be like a water bed. Slap the fat and ride the ripples.
We have a tradition in our family too. We are heavily into dwarf tossing, and we always get them from the same family. It has been passed down from generation to generation, almost like a form of slavery, but as long as we keep them locked up there's no problem.
My country is good. We like binge drinking and stabbing people, or at least that's what the newspapers would have you believe.
I still haven't told you about my pets. I'll tell you next time.
Love
Tom

Number 3:

Hi darling Sperm breath,
Thank you for your letter. It was so nice to hear from you,
I look forward to all of your letters so that I can scoff with incredulity.
You don't do you yourself any favours with the snaps love. You must have fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
I told you that I'm trained as a hairdresser (the offer still stands) and also a fitness instructor (the offer still stands), but I can also offer body toning and skin treatment. I would accept it because the last time I saw skin like that was when I was eating pizza or when I was just leaving the leper colony.
I really hope you have a tight miggy, because otherwise there is nothing else going for you.
I really hope you will write to me soon. I await your letter with expectation.
Love
Tom

Well keep baiting safe y'all

Alembic

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:48 pm

Just great! Laughing

Very funny. I've been doing the same things. Saying outrageous things in the first few emails. hahah bravo.

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:56 pm

It works, but in my experience sooner or later the Vlad is going to go back and actually read the earlier e-mails (or, perhaps, the scam gets kicked upstairs to a more senior Vlad when it starts looking promising, and he reads the e-mails) then it is all over.

Bruin

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:31 pm

you don't post the pictures of this amazing beauty - I wanna see !!!

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Aug 2008 Posts: 139

Excellent stories, I laughed.

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:30 am

As BRUIN said, sooner or later, you will get tumbled, then it's all over Red Rover, And if there using a mass mailer reply system, Your not taking up there time. And that's the idea. You would be better to also have a collection of reply saved, and simply play the script game, Then when there scripts run out, the game really starts, and then and only then, you will waste there time.

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:48 pm

He's just having a laugh, Borg.

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