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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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So I was reading an an article in the Bathroom Reader on really weird patron saints (there's one for Italian hairdessers), and I was thinking that if they have a guy who intercedes on behalf of hemorrhoid sufferers, there should be someone out there for scambaiting. I nominate the following people:
Tsnerd, the Patron Saint of Custom Titles
Wayne, the Patron Saint of Underwear
Corona, the Patron Saint of Extra Fingers
GomerPyle, the Patron Saint of Dollar Chopping
Jojo and Harry, Patron Saints of... no, we won't go there.
lotta, the Patron Saint of Trolls
Shiver is not a Patron Saint. Shiver is God.
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:01 pm |
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Slightly - patron Saint of small furry things
JMR - the Patron Saint of Mentoring and unsettling Avatars
Yastreb - The Goram Patron Saint of Goram. |
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you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:21 pm |
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Scam Patroller: Patron Saint of Postwhores |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:32 pm |
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| Jojo and Harry, Patron Saints of... no, we won't go there. |
The Patron Saints of the VD thread and everything that is awesome. |
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Christ  Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu  Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris   Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin  Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2  5k miles  x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc   Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:28 pm |
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419Weasel: The Patron Saint of Telephonic Torment
Nurse Nasty: The Patron Saint of Perverse Provocation |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
  Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
   
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:32 pm |
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| The Patron Saints of VD |
There fixed it for ya. |
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"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:34 pm |
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Slightly - patron Saint of small furry things
JMR - the Patron Saint of Mentoring and unsettling Avatars
Yastreb - The Goram Patron Saint of Goram. |
i under stand all except Yastreb,s ?? are you saying she,s a fish or she,s the patron saint of fish smells
# Goram Dragonet : Fish.gov.au
Goram Dragonet. CAAB Code: 37 427026. Standard Fish Name: Goram Dragonet ... Goram Dragonet Related Links. Research on Goram Dragonet ...
www.fish.gov.au/fishnames/fishnames.php?pid=3772
* Australian Stinkfish
Or are you saying she,s patron saint all of these :_) ;_0
* Barb Dragonet
* Bigeye Stinkfish
* Bight Stinkfish
* Claudia's Dragonet
* Common Stinkfish
* Coral Dragonet
* Deland's Stinkfish
* Delicate Dragonet
* Eastern Deepwater Stinkfish
* Eightspot Dragonet
* Filamentous Dragonet
* Finger Dragonet............ Aka Corona, the Patron Saint of Extra Fingers
* Flathead Dragonet
* Goram Dragonet
* Greyspotted Dragonet
* Highfin Dragonet
* Japanese Stinkfish
* Kailola's Dragonet
* Keeley's Dragonet
* Longnose Stinkfish
* Longray Stinkfish
* Longspine Dragonet
* Lowfin Stinkfish
* Mandarinfish
* Mangrove Dragonet
* Marble Dragonet
* Morrison's Dragonet
* Multifilament Dragonet
* Northern Dragonet
* Ocellate Dragonet
* Ogilby's Stinkfish
* Painted Stinkfish
* Paxton's Stinkfish
* Ringed Dragonet
* Rough-head Dragonet
* fossell Dragonet edited by the pointed eared fairy before the operation.. they spelt it wrong
* Shortfin Dragonet
* Sidespotted Dragonet
* Simplespine Dragonet
* Sphinx Dragonet
* Spotted Dragonet
* Starry Dragonet
* Weedy Dragonet
* Western Dragonet
* Western Ocellate Dragonet
* Whitegill Dragonet
* Whitespotted Dragonet |
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before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:56 pm |
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@ Skyhook.
Goram is like the Greyhavens, only not grey nor a haven.
In Siberia we have a saying. A fool and his dollar are soon chopped but an elf has pointy ears and yastreb said backward is never uttered lest it wakens the tigers.
Even the drop bears will not save you.
Is that cruise on your yacht still on after V weekend?
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Give the lads some extra pain with your own IT admin from hell - visit toolkits for Grooble Gambit
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:54 pm |
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A Skyhook - Patron Saint (pending) of Drivel |
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Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29  x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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Philo Kvetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Aug 2006
Posts: 577
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:46 pm |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:57 pm |
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Professorsoandso - The Patron Saint of feltching. |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:01 am |
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| Scam Patroller: Patron Saint of Postwhores |
Perfect!  |
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Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:18 am |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:49 am |
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Chainyanker-patron saint of safaris gone bad(ducks as random objects go flying past his head) |
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Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Lady Warmonger
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 154
Location: the hills of the hoosier state
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:33 am |
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Harry Bawls : patron saint of snogging ( should he become kind again after V day )
@ JoJo : they beat me to it JoJo. are you really a VD Queen? 
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:19 am |
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^^^ No, jojo (my wonderful suitor) is:
The Patron Saint of the popular and highly successful Valentine's Day 2009 thread AND everything that is awesome!
Or as I like to call him: PSOTPAHSVD2009TAETIA. But only when we are alone.  |
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The Dynamic Duo Travels!
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:19 am |
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mrsbean - patron saint of incredibly long replies |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:46 am |
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-A Skyhook, the patron saint of magic mushrooms.
-Jojo, the patron saint of Krispy Kremes
-Snerd, the patron saint of Linguistics |
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
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- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:03 am |
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Deuzer - Patron Saint of Payments
Marvinator - Patron Saint of Photo Shop
Simba - Patron Saint of Safari Camps
Rover - Patron Saint of DDOS
Scrooge McDuck - Patron Saint of Security
Bombardier - Patron Saint of Stunt Men
Yakusa - Patron Saint of Tattoos |
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 x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
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grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:07 pm |
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Yastreb - The Gorram Patron Saint of Gorram.
There, Skyhook, that should make things clear - even to you.
Skyhook; patron saint of incomprehension, illiteracy, confusion and going up blind alleys. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:21 pm |
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i just hope you can laugh when its your turn 
So back to nor male viewing , whats it like going, and not having anything to hold on to  |
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before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:23 pm |
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You are only proving my point, Skyhook... |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:58 pm |
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Harry Bawls - Patron Saint of people who touch themselves.
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:12 pm |
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| You are only inproving your point, Skyhook... |
no no no yes it is meaning you no not me, him, no no no yes i think it is talking about ,her |
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before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:25 pm |
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Jojo - Patron Saint of tromboning linky AND everything that is awesome. |
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