My lad is broken. he's back

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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:30 pm

NN this lad is a rarity, he hasn't yet begged for the money, he hasn't once asked for a telephone #, he just keeps blabbering incorherant crap.

Maybe his destiny is to become one of the few eater lads that will do anything a baiter asks. firstly, i want to see what he looks like.

@ callum, thanks mate. I stopped reading his emails i couldn't afford all the advil needed to stop the headaches.

edited to add todays email;

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Good Day,

My firend i have your mails and understanding there in but due to your respounds i underlined that you are becoming some i my self can not understand just to send those fees you now get as meany as supoters but is not in our costudy mean while my act today as for those arrenged things you most understand that there are no problem here in my own town but if there is some how best or needed try and repalyed then in mean thinks and let them reasons nothing about the transfer you reason now that you needed to see and get my id signed it is not avioding any thing in picking up those fees so go now and get me those informations ans tell them that there are no problem in test of your mailing and how urgent you are asking for it,

mean wile i get no more hoped niether to wait and see those informations and get your funds out of this business partinering systems,

when you said some thing about your files and details which they have given to you and i think you most have be the one who is getting those actions with then and here as for those details we dont need it and what is requsted is just your names and the mtcn number which will be given to money grams here and they will now get the fees out of the machine and i think is all i needed from you since not about id and signed print our delaying shipment couirer company are awaiting for the live and freeing move of your shipments.

i awaiting there ing to contact the office of money gram here and let them know that we can not be with those informations and is too delaing on those arrengments so far it has came to my mind that you are the one who is delaying this fund for dispashed,

my hlep to your since on this transfer you cant not cut of how mean times you came here asking for so meany things is not right and misunderstandable thank you most get those informations so try and get the money out of they first and make sure you have the money with you on your next emailing and thanks for your awaiatingness also needs urgent possiblity for meany reasons there in and so meany things i have given to you here for hlep so try your possible best to get it out of they and that is the best anwser to your respounds.

Mr Chairman Sir P3ter Williams,

Peter

I am happy to read your email my friend. did you know that if a coconut falls from a tree and hits you on the head it will kill you. that is an odd fact that i heard on the radio just now.

Have you completed the security form so that i can transfer the money to you? i would like to do it today.

Jack

I have to beg him to transfer the money? this is confusing to me..

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Well he must have had another snort of durgs and drank/washed some more beer because I really didn't understand that much at all.

I sit with lads for hours and can usually understand their craziness but this one just befuddles my brain. Confused

It really hurts to try and read that but I got some things from it,lol..

And look at this, he is complaining he doesn't understand your responses.....

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due to your respounds i underlined that you are becoming some i my self can not understand

There are no problems on his side either,lol...

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you most understand that there are no problem here in my own town

Look out, he is catching onto you. Laughing

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so far it has came to my mind that you are the one who is delaying this fund for dispashed.

Whatever could he mean? Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:47 pm

Dramaqueen wrote:

Look out, he is catching onto you. Laughing

i don't think he could outsmart a dead kangaroo.

I shall defend my honor (honour, for our british friends Wink

)

Sir peter

after reading your email again, i do not understand why you say I am delaying this transfer? I have been trying to send you the money for days and you have done little to help me. The transfer clerk needs the identification form so that they know who is collecting the money. she said there is no other way to do this.

If you would have done as she said when I gave you the form 2 days ago, you would already have the money and we would be close to finishing this business.

So you see my friend, I am not the one delaying this business it is you. Just like my grandfather used to say "Any submarine can cook cheese grits for the roller coaster related to an eggplant, but it takes a real globule to non-chalantly dance with some parking lot".

do not delay this further, I want to send you the money today.

jack

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:28 pm

You better hope dramaqueen sticks around to translate all the important? stuff for you, MG. This guy is seriously miswired in his head. Smile

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:57 pm

MewGhecko: I think you mind f6cked him a bit too much. Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:36 pm

well i think his head finally exploded. no email from him in almost 72 hours.... all is not lost. Mr G0mer sends him a message;

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brother

you do not know of me I will tell you who i am. i work jack to, i broke in his email and see all his business. he is stupid mugu, he pay big money to me on jobs. i take form him many thousand dollars and he still sends more. today he will send me $3.000.00 by m0neygram and that is just the start of what he will send to me. I am rich from him. he to stupid to know the truth.

you should not play with my mugu.

Mr G0mer

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:54 pm

I totally wish I could "break" my lad for all the lulz that I could get from it!

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:07 pm

having Mr G0mer contact these lazy lads sure does seem to put a bit of fire under their butt. I hadn't heard from this idiot since feb 26th, so i send a couple desperste messages

sir p3ter

How are you? I am worried that ihave not heard from you for many days. I wonder if you still need my help with this business.

Jack

Peter
I do not understand your silence. I can only assume you have found someone else to help you. I do not think this is a wise choice, but it is your choice.

I truly think you are making a bad decision by not allowing me to continue.

Jack

alas, today I receive this message from him.

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Good News jack,

There are this qustions i have their and there will be no other chioce but going to hleplesses with you if i have done bad in making moves and understoodable words which i have arrenged and chosen as part of love.

mean we are now in mistake or what i just dont understand if every delaying there in are coming from but if it is going through your side and it since to become your hand work i cant mean to you right as nothing because you dont want to understand that you are the onle one who have this power to release your funds thee.

i got back from my office ths morning and comfirmed thgat you have given me too much emailing on what you better anwser it back. what a firend like you and what have been going on and what did you have in mind on this words of qustioning.

why did you needed an understand i cant get where you are silenceing my hlep to i still have you in this transfer and your still the only one who have a business with me i am fine and alright but you most get it in mind that the company where your funds are and those documents on their deposites are wordly ineed.

why mr jack why have you been thinking maybe i have an other firends in beninish home town you are still the better firend who has a part and understanded part of our firends and business partiner.

jack kindly get to me those fees if you want your funds tranfered and this is why i am silence thanks and my love be with you peter.

Mr G0mer will try and inspire this idiot to do all that I ask of him.

BROTHER

GOOD DAY MY FRIEND. TODAY I GO IN JACK MAIL AND SEE YOU FOLLOW MY WORDS. LISTEN WHAT I SAY TO YOU NOW. JACK A STUPID MUGU HE HAVE MORE MONEY THAN BRAIN. JACK PAY AND PAY AND PAY. HE MAKE ME AND MY BOYS VERY RICH. YESTERDAY HE SEND MORE MONEY TO ME $5.000.00 HAHAHAHAHA

IF YOU WANT BE RICH YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME. FOLLOW WHAT STUPID JACK SAY AND DO NOT LEAVE HIM, YOU WILL SEE WHAT I SAY IS TRUE. YOU FOUND GOOD MUGU, YOU WILL BE PAID BIG MONEY.

MR G0MER

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:15 pm

This lad's a true treasure Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:58 pm

He wasn't broken, just gone in for servicing. Shame about the warranty being void. Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:43 pm

todays email from the idiot;

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Dear My Firend,

How are you and how about your family in hoped that God is the best in your life and your family as well i tried to understood why those id are needed and what is the use but due to your mailing i got this in mind as youyr nest mailing this morning i awaiting for your good compalying and those of yoiuyr funds are now in right to transfer because i am so sory in lateness and best of mailinbg is well needed.

here are thse id and forms which you are told to get there in and due toy my delaing and othering you now to get me all the details needed in order to release those funds and let you fund be transfer as soon as possible to aviod any on morelity delaing and called this as fast as an airoplan and get backj to withy those neededable thgingsd in other to have you fund tranbsfer i await for your fast mailing and this is right agin.

thanks!

p3ter willi@ms

i previously sent him the ID-l0t security form for him to complete, he attaches this pathetic piece of crap to his email.

*slaps forhead* this guy is really something, i truly think he has someone following him around reminding him to breath. if you look closely just behind the 'signed' portion of the form, the idiot cut and paste his name, in gray, it is hardly noticable..

edited to add; that is the size he sent also..

Peter

I ask you to help me get you the money and you send me back the same form I sent to you, what kind of joke is this? do you not understand that if you do not provide me the form, the money will not be released to you?

I went to the transfer office and the funds are ready to be transfered, as soon as I receive the security form, you can collect the money. If you are playing a game with me than tell me so that I do not waste more time.

Jack *i attach the MG receipt as a teaser*

edited again; lets have some fun

Peter

I am sorry for my previous email to you, I went to the transfer office with your security form and the clerk laughed at me and called me names. She called me stupid and threw pencils at me.

The whole office laughed at me and said bad things about you, they said you were a idiot and a dumb ass and said bad things about your mother. they called her a whore. i wanted to fight them, because I know you are not a dumb ass and your mother is probably not a whore. I was very upset when I wrote my email to you, please forgive me.

I will explain this to you just as the transfer clerk explained it to me. because of the high number of fraud being commited by money transfers the moneygram office here in the US has new security forms. The form I gave you is so that nobody else can collect the money, only you.

you need to complete the form and return it to me. the transfer clerk said, you need to sign the form with ink. then you must hold the form at chest height and have someone take a picture of you holding the form. I will bring that to the office and they will send you the money.

The transfer is waiting for you to return the form. Please hurry, i will be out of town on business for a few days, so if we can not do this today, the transfer will be delayed until i return.

Jack

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:54 pm

^^^^

...threw pencils...called your mom a whore...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Have you heard anything else MG?
Has your broken lad ran off or forgotten to breath on his own?
I was having fun with your thread.
I will miss it.

Egg removed - March 10th post. TS 4/06/2009 7:45pm EDT GMT -4.

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:43 pm

^^ I hadn't heard anything from him since last week, I really don't think we have to worry about this idiot scamming anyone. whenever I lose him, Mr G0mer prods him with an email, which oddly enough gets him going again. maybe he falls asleep at the keyboard and the email notification awakens him?

I sent him this message early yesterday

Peter

I hope you are well. My business trip was delayed until thursday, so I have the time needed to continue this. I am worried that I open my email today and i see no message from you. do you need my help or not? it does not seem that you are very excited about this. do you understand that the money is waiting for you to collect, the only thing I need is the security form?

please do not delay this business further.

jack

before I left work yesterday, Mr G0mer sends him this message.

Subject: GUY YOU MAKE BIG MISTAKE

I TRY TO HELP YOU BUT IT LOOK LIKE YOU A SMALL BOI AND DO NOT KNOW HOW TO LISTEN TO HELP. I TELL YOU HOW TO GET JACK MONEY AND YOU DO NOT LISTEN TO ME. I TELL YOU JACK WILL PAY YOU BIG MONEY AND YOU DO NOT LISTEN.

I DO NOT KNOW WHY I TELL YOU THESE THINGS. I DO NOT CARE IF YOU REMAIN POOR ON THE STREET. THIS ONLY SHOW THAT YOU ARE SMALL BOI AND CAN NOT PLAY 4l9 GAME. GO PLAY WITH YOUR GOATS AND LEAVE THIS GAME TO THE BIG BOSS. MAYBE GO BACK TO YOUR MOTHER AND ASK HER FOR SOME MILK FROM HER BREST SO YOU DO NOT STARV LIKE RAT IN STREET.

GOOD BY

MR G0MER

I don't even know if he reads them, maybe they go directly to his trash? he never replies to Mr G0mer. they sure are fun to write.
on second thought, I do think he reads them because after he receives one, he replies to jack. Rolling Eyes

todays email. as usual the clearity is mind numbing

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Well,

i understood and thanks and this is the notice there in and it has been the delay caused by me and the money gram mean while i need to understand why they are in need to the scuirtes form because i find it very hard to understand and send those items today and that is the reason why i called this very late and awaiting to hear from you since.

best on your writing and thank once again how are you and how about the business transfer you have in there how is it and how about your family friends and well washers i thank God that you have been asking me about this form but i dont understand how and what to do with the form there in so if i may asked what is going on and how did this form get to happy us in getting those fees out from the money gram today and the form has been on hold by our keeping homes and their are a very problem with those form and that is the reason why i have not getting it to your hands fort.

i thank God in not making a mistakes due to your out lives in a business transactions i welcome you back and this is peter and i very kind friends to you i have a problem mr jack and that is a very bad news now from you and i hoped that you most have to take the scuirte form with you and try and signed it on youyr personal asked so that i can not be able to make an mistake in getting those fees out from the money transfering gram in benin.

ooh sir i hope you are still on line because i caused in hope since you left this ofice i can not be able to understand why the forms are needed in other case so if i am so sure and understood how to sign those form i will and get it to your hands fort but try and send an email or a call to them and let them know how it is going to be signed and get back to me as soon as possible for the release of those funds today awaiting.

I think he is questioning the lD-l0T form?

Peter

I have tried to explain this to you. The clerk said the form is needed for security. she said that many transfers are stolen. when they receive the form, the transfer can only be collected by you, so there is no chance the money can be stolen.

This business has been delayed for more than 5 days, how many more days are you going to delay this? send me the form so you can collect the money.

Jack

Peter

I asked the transfer clerk for better instructions for the ssecurity form.

1 sign the form with black ink
2 hold the form in front of you so we can see your face
3 have someone take a picture of you holding the security form.
4 send the security form to me so i can bring it to the transfer office

when I bring the form to the transfer office, they will release the money and you will be able to collect it today.

Jack

I am almost tempted to take one of my other lD-l0T lad pictures and send it to him so he understands what he is to do, maybe with the subject line: "DO IT LIKE THIS DUMBASS"..

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Dec 2008 Posts: 108

Good Lord in Heaven .... is that supposed to be english. I can't read that ...

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

This is fun, kinda like a weird jigsaw puzzle.
I agree he is not a threat but he is a fun toy to play with if you have time for it.
Thanks for sharing your strange broken lad.
I tried to figure out what he was saying too.
It had me laughing.

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the notice there in and it has been the delay caused by me

He knows it's his fault the transaction has not been completed.

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why they are in need to the scuirtes form because i find it very hard to understand

He doesnt understand why Moneygrab would need that.

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best on your writing

Happy to hear from you.

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thank God that you have been asking me about this form but i dont understand how and what to do with the form

You may have to send him a pic.

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our keeping homes and their are a very problem with those form and that is the reason why i have not getting it to your hands fort.

It sounds like someone else is having a problem with him doing your form/sign.

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i thank God in not making a mistakes due to your out lives in a business transactions i welcome you back

He's so glad you are staying with him,I guess all his other business partners have run away? Very Happy

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take the scuirte form with you and try and signed it on youyr personal asked so that i can not be able to make an mistake in getting those fees

He thinks you need to take a picture with the sign/form so there will be no more delays because he doesnt understand how to do it and doesn't want his mistakes holding up your deal.

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ooh sir i hope you are still on line because i caused in hope since you left this ofice i can not be able to understand why the forms are needed

He seems to still be in a serious hurry but is still confused on the form.

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as soon as possible for the release of those funds today awaiting.

Well if he is waiting today he will have a long, long, long wait. Wink

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:46 pm

thank you Dramaqueen.

ok, i think this lad is getting as frustrated as I am. maybe he is too stupid to actually understand my simple instructions? I thought if Mr G0mer sends him a picture of how he did it, he might finally get it?

Subj; GUY ARE YOU TOO STUPID?

TODAY I OPEN JACK EMAIL AND I SEE THAT YOU HAVE NOT GOT MONEY FROM HIM YET? HAHAHAHAHA I LAUGH AT YOU. YOU PLAY THIS SILLY GAME AND I HAVE ALREADY COLLECT MORE THAN $40.000.00 FROM STUPID JACK FOR FEES.

I AM HAPPY YOU FOUND JACK, YOUR BUSINESS MAKE ME LAUGH. I TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE, YOU SHOULD NOT PLAY THIS GAME YOU ARE TO MUCH LIKE VILLAGE FOOL. MAYBE YOU LEARN THAT FROM YOUR FATHER? WAS HE THE VILLAGE FOOL BUT NOW HE DO RITUALS AT OKIJA SHRINE FOR MONEY AND LEAVE YOU THE FAMILY BUSINESS?

I WILL HELP YOU GUY, I LIKE YOU, YOU MAKE ME AND MY BOYS LAUGH. I SHOW YOU THE PICTURE I SEND JACK, HE SEND ME $15.000.00 4 DAYS AGO. DO NOT SEND JACK MY PICTURE OR YOU RUIN GAME FOR US. MAKE YOU OWN PICTURE AND SEND IT TO HIM, THEN YOU HAVE YOUR MONEY.

BYE

MR G0MER

i attach a previous lads attempt.

my only thought about this is that he might just send me the picture I send him... as funny as it seems i really could see him doing that. Confused

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:15 pm

Good job, you guys! Mr. Green

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:15 pm

I have yet to hear from my lad in 72 hours. he has done this previously but seems to find his way back to me.

I tried contact from one of my other accounts, thinking he may have twigged, nothing in that account either.

I hope he wasn't hit by a car (or a motorcycle). well that's not 100% true, but i had hoped I would be involved in that.

for those so inclined, please say a little prayer that my lad will find his way back to me.

today is a sad day indeed Crying or Very sad

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:41 pm

^^^

Rehab perhaps? Confused

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

^^^ Probably overdose more like it.
Maybe his brain exploded trying to figure out what to do?
He could have forgotten to breath too.
There are so many possibilities.
I will miss him too MG.
He was fun in a really messed up sort of way.

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:12 pm

lol blah.

thanks for your translations Dramaqueen, i know you'll miss him also.

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:35 pm

Often, when you least expect, he'll find his way back to you. Wink

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:51 pm

I thought I would like this lad, but i am truly starting to hate him. Not so much as a person, but because he is such a crappy scammer. on almost any other bait, there is some type of progress. That progress could be anything from frustration, anger, happiness, etc. but not with this guy.

I hate to subject you to the torture but today, after the lad went missing for 5 days, he sends me this (the heartless b*stard).

*disclaimer; you are hereby warned that reading the following lad message may cause headache, ruptured blood vessels, tumors, blindness, suicidal tendacies, uncontrollable rage, the inability to control bodily functions, coma, the need for the reader to admit themselves into the loony bin or death. If you ignore my warning, you are responsible for any and all injuries to yourself or others*

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Dear Mr partiner Jack,

right on those forms and without your delay i need in rest asure to understand why you think i am selincen your emails and without your details need i want to know your mind and what your planing on those funds i have here with your details and phones are also needed for your urgent respoundsablity, if your find it very hard to unknow to send those form to them and let them know that your attentionaly send by the transactions you have here with mr peter williams if i am ver sure about your inttentionsd i will find those machgine and scan it to your mailing point and know that i find this as your reasons in not making the fees deposited on the released to your fund and with any delayin test of your understand and very kind in respounds.

if i needs to signe those forms right as your loving partiner you will not bring it as a most because will can not asigned here in benin to understand and make use of it in getting your deposites mean while i have no right to tell you more than as your know if i am very kind let you i will kindly use this as a matter of urgent i know i wast your times but it is all about your asked and needs for the deposite of your consgnmnets i mean your personaly funds will be released as a most of an order.

blessed and let your pionts be understood and verify your respounds because i am saying this in need to this fund will your attentions came to me right as a partiners togethers without any more delaying.

today as i came back from the western twon meeting i want with understoods and right in delaying but nit wast my fort and that is a matter of a respounds wiht urgents and willness kind, on your mailng you think i am not an more on your matters but i try and live your part in matters of partiners before and likely having a misunbderstanding and it is a very fless piont today with my respounds as your washed from me needs and right of understood if i am not sure i will be on mailing because your are rght with my delaing but think about what it is going to be if there are a signed piont on sending this fees to my right oders.

when i want to the money gram transfers and find out that i am not even sure of your fees again because there are now making even mistakes in respounds what is going on i am sorry and why is the transfer so host and hot what can i called it and what can i even say your are.

Starting as from this,
where are those fees and how is it finds no more and why did your needed a signed form for the released of your depositing fees for the release to your funds i dont know if your think i am the unhloder or the best in writing which makes you think i am not your partiner in respounding.

Best Reguards,
Mr P3tter Williams.

i almost want to thrust a sharpened stick into my eyes so I never have to read this crap again... Crying or Very sad

Peter

I have tried to explain this as clearly as I can without insulting you. The money is there for you to collect, but the money is being held until the security requirements are completed. As I stated to you in my previous emails. You need to complete the form and return it to me.

if you do not do this, the money will not be released to you.

Jack

Peter

I was told if you have any questions regarding the security form you can call the moneygram transfer office directly. the clerk said she would be more than happy to answer any of your questions.

The number is +1 (206) xxx 5xx4. Please do all you can to return the form to me so there are no further delays.

Jack

Mr G0mer sends a half hearted message..

Subj; Guy why you not get money yet?

Today I go in Jack email box and see you still have no money. This make me think you do not need money from Jack. Me and my boys feel sorry that you do not get money but we laugh at you for your delay.

I must ask you why you not send form to Jack? Why you still deley this? The money be there for you 10 days and you still do not send form to Jack. I do not understand why you delay this.

I tell you this before, Jack a stupid mugu with to much money. He give his money to us like it is nothing. You are proving to be failure in this game.

Mr G0mer

even if he does send me the lD-10t, the mental anguish he has caused exceeds any pain we could inflict upon him. OMG, can you even imagine the mental pain he will inflict if we were to try and send him on safari? Shocked

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:41 pm

Perhaps it's not as bad as it seems MG.

Todays very fless piont is this - what constitutes a long, hopeless and possibly life threatening safari for this lad would be telling him to go to the bathroom. He'd probably get lost, wandering aimlesly up and down the same 10ft long hallway and eventually starve to death.

Oh wait, I see what you mean...

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