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 Tough Sh*t from Mr. Gomer

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Tuco
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dr. Smith replies to an ASEM, I send my details for the transaction as requested but neglect to contact the bank and a few days go by. He gets impatient and pushy:
Quote:

WHY SILENT?

Beloved,

How are you today? have you be able to contact bank?

From
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The next step in this current mass bait is to serve up a G0mer chop to the mugu:

Quote:
TOUGH SHIT FOR YOU WHEN I HIJACK YOUR MAGA'S BOX AND CUT YOUR JOB.

MR. G0MER


This mugu seems hurt:

Quote:
BROS U OWN NA TO HIJACK ANOTHER GUY MAN MAGA'S? BROS E NO GOOD FIND UR UR OWN MAGA.WAITEN U DE TAKE BOMB?


No sympathy from Mr. G0mer:
Quote:

THANKS FOR SETTING UP THIS JOB WITH YOUR GOOD FORMAT. THIS IS A GOOD MAGA, HE SHOULD STAY WITH ME AND KEEP PAYING.

TOUGH SHIT FOR YOU, SMALL BOI. THANKS AGAIN.

MR. G0MER


If he comes back for more abuse, I'll send him on to the G0mer Boyze site.Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice Very Happy

I love to see a mugu cry...

Mr Gomer strikes again!!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Remember the special offer

If he joins up he'll get to recover 50% of his stolen scam money

You can arrange for him to send the two IQ results and membership application to you to judge if he's suitable.

It's quite a lot of homework for him, but otherwse his money's gone for good.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr. Gomer may have riled an Oga. Recent ASEM into ladland:

Quote:

Re: Your Surprising Letter About The Money

Hello:

I certainly hope there has been no mistake and that your letter truly is meant for me!! This news is very surprising and raises many questions.

Please call at your earliest convenience at +668-9O689199(Thailand), and ask for Mr. Frimp0ng.

Thank you


Mr. Frimp0ng is a Naija boi in Bangkok who had given me reasons to bomb his phone. Subsequently, there must have been an unpleasant verbal exchange between him and one of his callers, a Mr. Fred 0rdiar. Mr Frimp0ng (me, Mr. Gomer) then receives this mail from Mr. 0rdiar:

Quote:
IDIOT I CALLED YOU BUT U CANT EXPLAIN URSELF

I BE IGBO GUY LIKE

SEE WAT UR DOING TO URSELF

INSTEAD OF U TO EXPALIN URSELF FOR ME SO I CAN SEE HOW TO HELP GIVE YOU SOME JOBS TO HANDLE OVER THERE

HUNGRY MAN


Mr. Gomer steps in with this reply:

Quote:
TOUGH SHIT FOR YOU WHEN I HIJACK YOUR MAGA'S BOX AND CUT YOUR JOB.

MR. GOMER


Fred 0rdiar sends this terse response:

Quote:
THANKS TO YOUR MAIL, BUT IT MIGHT INTEREST YOU THAT I DONT THROW JOBS, I CONTROL JOBS FOR AFRICAN PEOPLE..
GO AND SEEK FOR NICE CONTACT THAT WILL MADE YOU STOP RESPONDING TO PEOPLE LETTERS TO MAGA, CLAIMING YOUR A MAGA.

ASS HOLE, TO HELL WITH YOU DOWN THERE IN THAILAND.


More facts of life from Mr. Gomer:

Quote:
MOST GUYS BOMB TOO MUCH FOR VERY FEW SMALL FISH. WE HIJACK BOXES AND CUT JOBS WE LIKE. SMALL NET, BIG FISH. WE HAVE ONE LOVE ONLY AMONG OURSELVES.

THE MAGA GAME THAT FOOLED YOU IS PART OF OUR FORMAT. THANKS FOR YOUR ADDRESS.

TOUGH SHIT FOR YOU AND YOUR SMALL BOIS.

MR. GOMER


We'll see if he knuckles under and asks for a partnership.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is pure entertainment. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

May I copy your ASEM? Sounds like a great modality.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mugu begs Mr. G0mer for mercy:

Quote:
My brother, Why did you do this to me. Plz do return back the boxes to me I beg you with in the name of GOD. PLEASE.


Then after more abuse:

Quote:

Plz we can still work together instead of jeopadising the jobes and i have laboured a lot to get this jobs, Have mercy on me as your brother.


From the pan to the fire, hopefully:

Quote:
MOST GUYS BOMB TOO MUCH FOR VERY FEW SMALL FISH. WE HIJACK BOXES AND CUT JOBS WE LIKE. SMALL NET, BIG FISH.

WE HAVE ONE LOVE, BUT ONLY AMONG OURSELVES.

TOUGH SHIT FOR ALL SMALL BOIS. SEE OUR SITE: http://sites.google.com/site/thegomerboyz/Home

MR. G0MER

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"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
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"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice tactic Tuco Very Happy

Offer the hand of friendship - then kick then in the nadgers - then give them a hug as they try to retrieve their goolies in floods of tears - then repeat. Laughing

I've discovered that Lads see nothing wrong in stealing money and jobs off other Lads, as long as you don't do it to them. So there's massive room for skullduggery, deceit and treachery - all natural tools in the hands of Mr G0mer.

Anyone can be Mr G0mer and bait using his name. He is a freeform resource and no rules on the way you use him - as long as it's for baiting and Lad cruelty.

He lives in Nigeria - Benin - the UK or is it the USA ? He's 25 or 60, fat or thin, gay or hetero.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^^ I give them the website link once they've melted down like this last one.

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"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow that is hilarious! I may have to use this also. We can make G0m3r famous in N!geria!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have several lads who ask "Why silent?".

Must be a new lad phrase.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That g0merb0iz site... GENIUS! I laughed out loud

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr. G0mer continues to chop his way through ladland:

Quote:
You know, Dog no Chop Dog. since you hijack my job and made away with my maga's money, it's good for you. we are all in this job together....let's not play with each other's work. better still send me my cut because i started the job. thanks


Mr. G0mer's reply:

Quote:

THANKS FOR SETTING UP THIS JOB WITH YOUR GOOD FORMAT. THIS IS A GOOD MAGA, HE SHOULD STAY WITH US AND KEEP PAYING ME AND MY BOYZ.

MOST GUYS BOMB TOO MUCH FOR VERY FEW SMALL FISH. WE HIJACK BOXES AND CUT JOBS WE LIKE. SMALL NET, BIG FISH.

WE HAVE ONE LOVE, BUT ONLY AMONG OURSELVES.

TOUGH SHIT FOR SMALL BOIS. FOR YOUR CUT SEE OUR SITE:
http://sites.google.com/site/thegomerboyz/Home

MR. G0MER

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"My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Have to admit I like this a lot. My bait character has just erroneously revealed her password to Mr Gomer and told her lad she did it by accident and couldn't see the harm in it. Very soon his money will be chopped and he'll get the gloat.

Nice work.
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