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 Wants Donations For Kids Charity...Lad Attempts Trophy Pic!

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ramsey
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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1,A BOY OF 5YEARS WILL COST YOU $12,000
2,A BOY OF 10 YEARS WILL COST YOU $15,000
3,A GIRL OF 5 YEARS WILL COST YOU $14,000
4, A GIRL OF 5 YEARS WILL COST YOU $18,000



I wonder if we get a discount for bulk buying. We order 200 kids, put in a shipping container, send to us and retail them in supermarkets.

I wonder what Mr Uruk will say to this suggestion

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I still have this Lad sending me 3 mails a day.
He works all night as well.

He is now a very, very bad Lad.
He is stealing pics from the REAL SOS Charity website and sending them to me as PROOF of his operation.

Bad Lad = More Pain.

The problem is that as much pain as I have given him so far, he never gets upset. I am getting upset that HE is NOT getting upset.... Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

OK...this Lad is now going to get hammered...

I asked for a simple photo of him holding a sign thanking me for my donation. He promised to send it after he was sent the receipt.
He was sent the receipt, but after 5 unsuccessful trips to collect the funds, he decided to send me the PICS FROM THE REAL SOS website as proof of his charity.

When I asked where the picture of him holding the sign was he responded with this gem....

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What i really wanted to do was to get a larger size of the picture and make a masterpiece of it and will demand for your mailing address so that i may send it to you through DHL courier services as a return for your kindness and not necessary attaching it to the mail,that way you will not value or appreciate it.I really want this relationship to remain evergreen in your memory


It is evergreen in my mind now... Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

asiaguy wrote:
I am getting upset that HE is NOT getting upset.... Laughing


How is that possible? I got him vomiting lava after three emails. Smile

Just ask him to complete a PC3 form, I bet you he will hurl every profanity under the sun at you.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've offered the lad 1500 quid, payable by bank to bank transfer.
There seems to be an unfortunate problem with the proposed transfer modality:
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Dear Soiled Underpants (*),
I must say it give me pleasure to read from your mail on the proposal of your donating the sum of one thousand five hundred pounds to us.Sir your gesture will go a long way to leave an indelible mark in our memory(1).However i must apologise here to you of our inability to provide a bank account for you to transfer the money,this is as a result of some glitch we have been experiencing with our foreign bank account,(2)as a result of this we will appreciate you send us the money using the name of our treasurer through the western union transfer or money gram with the detailed informations provided below.

<Recipient details snipped>

Sir,On sucessful sending of the fund,please scan and send us the copy of the payment slip for tax purposes.
Your generosity will forever be evergreen in our memory.

Thanking you once again
<Snipped>

(*) Cryptic reference to baiting character's name.

(1) Our collective gestures certainly will leave an indelible mark, smol boi Evil or Very Mad
(2) Oh dear. [email protected] strikes again. Well done to those who have reported this turd's accounts Thumbs up

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I got the Charity photos this morning, He sent it at 0146

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ramsey wrote:
he's a lazy tool. he didn't do my banner, won't fill any form and didn't send me passport photo.

me didn't want my 1,000 either

But he sent me a picture of himself


I managed to get a form twice since the pic on the first one wasn't to my satisfaction. He now agrees to make a banner Smile Indeed, this one is a polite and patient lad. When I get the banner I'll start a thread in the "publish your work" section 'cause I have a nice plot for him in mind Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lazy Lazy Lazy Lad.

I thought I'd lost him but he's got back to me out of the blue after a week or so.

I asked him for a letter of intent so I could ringfence the funds before the end of the tax year and despite me giving him the format he acted stoopid so I have sent him the foundations proforma letter of intent. That should keep him busy for a while, I bet he gets it wrong. I'd have been happy with a handwritten note but now he is going to have to take some pain and fill in the form. If he agrees to all the conditions of award, and he has to sign each one individually, I could be in for some nice trophies.

Next step is to get him to write a minimum 7 page proposal that will be acceptable to the awards plenary. And they are very demanding...

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Can somebody please explain this message, I have no idea what it means.


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I got your mail below but was not happy with your utterances of linking us to any terrorist organization.Contrary to your claim,we are not linked to any terrorist organization and i choose to beg for your pardon on the use of such language irrespective of the fact that we are requesting for some fund does not warrant the use of any vulgar or profane language to address this organization.As a matter of fact we the entire members of this organization has deliberated extensively on your opinion of my signing the form and that has been approved.I couldn't have approved of such graven attachment myself.
However i will be retiring for the weekend and will be resuming for duty on Monday.I will get the forms ready over the weekend and will be sending it across to you as soon as i resume for duty on Monday morning.I will herefore beg you to keep the funds ready.
Regarding the adoption of children,i suppose i told you the other time like we should handle things accordingly,one step at a time.Let us finish withwhat we have at hand fter might i might be able to give a listening ear to what you are saying regarding the adoption.

REMEMBER ST VALENTINES DAY AND SHOW LOVE TO THE NEEDY AROUND YOU ON THE VALENTINES DAY.

Uruk Melabo

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It sounds like it could almost be a reply to my letter of intent proforma. I told him I wanted it back TODAY.

There were no questions about terrorism though. There will be next time now he has put the idea into my head.

Mind if I steal the text, make it look like it came to me from him and reply to it?

I think the confusion levels need to be upped a little...

Edit - just checked and the form has no terrorism references http://members.419eater.com/~grooble/AFLOI-v3.0May2008.pdf Must be someone else who has got him working over the weekend.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I will be away for a little while and cant give this lad any attention , anyone want to jump in as one of the board members of a Lego Factory awaiting costing for a project to build a new hall for the children,
worth a try I havent put too much effort in, Waste not want not

My name is Paul Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Having gone to the trouble of organising a food collection he now tells me he doesnt want this and it will be too expensive for me to send anyway. I thought he said he wanted food when he was being offered Lego by Doodle Bug Confused

Anyway the Church congregation will now instead consider making a donation towards the building costs and he is producing some leaflets for me to circulate at the service on Sunday morning - hes promised them by tomorrow

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

No leaflets and no excuses made Sad

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He will return to his "office" on Monday.

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I will be retiring for the weekend on Monday and will be back to the office on Monday.As soon as i am back i will be doing accordingly as you have demanded.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks Hospital Road - so he is retiring for the weekend on Monday and back in the office the same day Confused anyhow he missed the opportunity to raise some funds from this weeks church service - he will have to wait another week now- and those leaflets better be good!

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

At the moment I am just taking it easy on the poor lad.
The rest of you got him so confused he got my name wrong. As an Elder of the Church, I was magnanimous and forgave him (for the moment Twisted Evil ). We are at the negotiation stage, so I have asked for details of his "village", photos if possible, and have just dropped the merest of hints about needing a "layworker" to oversee the potential project.

I'm putting in lots of spiritual/philosophical text, so hopefully he will see me as a serious victim.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

this lad is a bit touchy, call him a terrorist or even a hint will drive him over the edge

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The lazy lad is telling me he has " a large workload on his shoulder" Very Happy and as a result hasnt prioritised my leaflets yet, he will however produce these in the next week - or so he says

Good - we are all making an impact Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He dropped me. Guess the other offers were making him salivate. I picked him back up today to see if I can frustrate him as well

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I still receive daily communication from the Lad, but the lazy SOB is still delaying my trophy pic.

This Lad must have nothing but baiters in his box.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He dropped me as well, and all I did was complain that my name was not . Pfft.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ask what subjects they teach at the orphanage. Ask if one of the kids you want to buy can email him and tell him about the day's lesson.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I gave him until Tuesday to return my form. I got this:

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I am very sorry for not to have returned the form .I was indisposed at the office at the weekend.Honestly i came up in the office and discovered your mail.I did not mean to really disappoint you as such.How ever may i ask if you could give me a little time to review the form properly before filling it.I will do that and return it as soon as possible probably by tomorrow.


So I called an extraordinary plenary session of the Awards committee on Thursday afternoon so he'd better get his sorry ass in gear if his proforma letter of intent is to get to me in time.

Edit......

Just got this

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Mr 4ubr3y,
I am most sorry for this unwarranted inconveniences.I really did not mean to cause you this delay.My wife gave birth too a baby boy through caeserian operation during the weekend and that has kept me tensed up and out of office.I just bumped in to the office for something and stumbled over your mail.Please I'll appreciate you inform the committee about my predicament and ask them on my plea to reconvene for this purpose.I will make the form snappy as in no distant time whem i am back to the office.


Break out the champagne and cigars Cool

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Howdy there boy,

Listen my Secretary told me that you were looking for charitable donations. Unfortunately we had a problem with a tribble viral invasion of our systems, and had to reboot the flux capacitor. Don't you just hate it when that happens? Anyway i was wondering if you could re-send me your e-mail with all relevant details. I am the owner of a small petroleum company based in Texas, and as you know we get a lot of bad publicity for destroying the world and all that shit. Well i reckon it would be a good publicity stunt for us to get some coverage doing this donation.

Let me know if you are interested, it should be a deal worth at least half a billion dollars.

Stay safe.

Regards,

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Ok ive just sent out the hook. Its my seccond attempt at baiting. wish me luck Smile

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Im in on this one also.
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