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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:07 pm

This has made me and the kids chuckle this morning;

Quote:

I am very sorry to write this sadden mail to you. I want to inform you that your partner and also our patience in the hospital here Mr. 3tuk W1lly has finally given up a ghost. He died aroud 3.00 oclock this early morning. Since last night, The doctors in the hospital has been battling to save his life but all for no avail.My dear, as i am here now, i don't know what to do.He has been deposited at the hospital mortuary. The question now is, how can we see that this Trunk Box is retrieved and lifted to you in your country for the projects as he instructed me before he gave up a ghost? Please let us tell ourselves the truth, are you sure that you will utilse this funds very well when the consignment is lifted to you in your country?
My dear,I can not live and see this Trunk Box remain unclaimed from the security company.I know that i am a woman, but i must try my possible best to assist you to claim this Trunk Box. Mind you, it is you that will benefits most from this projects because it is in your country it will be executed.Please get back to me immediately so that i will know where we are. He has gone but his wealth can not go like that. Let us join hands together and make his dream come true.The way he told me about you, that you are a real God's fearing person and let us fulfill his request while he was alive.I will be waiting to hear from you as soon as possible because earlier the better.

Thanks and God bless you .

Yours sister ,
M4tron 3unice Ad0

Written from the dead guy's email account, obviously...

Laughing

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:56 pm

This could be an opportunity TheLovelyJill

Step 1

Reply keen and eager, but sound a little timid and maybe mention that talk of ghosts worries you, as you have always been scared of them - but don't make a big point of it - yet. Wink

Keep hauling him in - listening to his crap - and maybe make little mention of your anxieties - having discussed ghosts and spirits with your pastor. You didn't mention the money, of course, because it's top secret.

Then you start bringing in that you have to have proof that an exorcism has been performed - BUT only after you have kept him replying a while. Slowly slowly catchee scammer.

These are always less than a 50/50 shot - but he's given you a nice opportunity to get something out of the ordinary.

Go for it. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:13 pm

Not this hospital is it?

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