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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This must be madness
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7860869.stm

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A digital book, re-telling the classic story, was rejected by judges who warned that "the use of pigs raises cultural issues".


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including Humpty Dumpty's serious head injury.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Not as bad as here a few years ago, *The Little Red Hen* story was pulled from libraries and playschool/kindergartens/ because it didn't teach children to share

Socialistic sock and sandal wearing PC freaks

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Did you hear the latest one?

What shall we do with the Drunken Sailor? has been modified to What shall we do with the Grumpy Pirate?

I think we may know where Shiver has been hiding out. Shocked Playschool (that's Kindergarten for US bods).

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^That's what this one is?^

Words can't describe the sheer amount of /facepalm needed here. (EDIT:- the /facepalm is for the story, not about you Trixi


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm not making this up - seriously!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7860869.stm

Edit :Bugger didn't follow link on original post. Oops! Just read quotes and have realised that it's the same link. Surprised that "Grumpy Pirate" didn't make anyone else react though. Hey Ho.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

No seriously, that's the same link and story as the OP.

EDIT: Also, the little red hen is all about sharing. You share the workload and then share the profit. That's the moral isn't it? Don't be so damn lazy, help the chick out and you might get a "reward".

EDIT 2: grumpy pirate made me react with a /facepalm.

EDIT 3: When did it become 4:00am? Grr, I have an early morning too. Sleep time.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bit slow me. But I got there in the end. It is 3:53 AM here so I think I should be excused for being temporarily Blonde.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@New, I doubt even Picard can fulfil it.

Playschool in Australia is hilarious. Instead of PCness' they have political satire. Quite a few years ago the former PM John Howard complained about the "two mothers' wooden spoon family. So Playschool did this family:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-_Zk36b99g&feature=related

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not about nursery rhymes, but apparently it isn't a blackboard anymore, it's a chalkboard. A whiteboard isn't called a pen board though.

I'm sure my opinion on such things has been stated on many occasions, but it'll do no harm to say it again. Those PC, liberal, everyone is equal, socialist bastards should shut up and climb into their nuclear bunkers.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Reading craig is like listening to his avatar. Very Happy Are they the same person in RL?

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Nah
not unless they've moved Chipping Norton

Craig is probably od- ing on Frankie Boyle dvds



Oh you see how Asda now has warning labels " may contain milk"
on its MILK!!

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Newdonym wrote:


Words can't describe the sheer amount of /facepalm needed here.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 1:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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*The Little Red Hen* story was pulled from libraries and playschool/kindergartens/ because it didn't teach children to share


Ahh.....That was one of my favorite stories as a child. But we're not supposed to teach our children to 'share' responsibility are we!

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Not about nursery rhymes, but apparently it isn't a blackboard anymore, it's a chalkboard.


Of course! Sometime around the 60's or 70's, a popular series of books called The Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew (in the U.S) yielded to PC'ness and removed the extremely offensive words 'dark and swarthy looking' from the text. The reason? It was stereotyping the 'bad guys'. And then there's Little Black Sambo..... And then there's......

oh wait, never mind. Just got a paper cut at work and have to call my attorney.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

In the late 50s or early 60s, Stan Freberg did a skit on his radio show called "Elderly Man River." It's hilarious.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm not OD'ING on anything, it just so happens that these famous and highly intelligent people happen to relfect my own opinions!

Dairy MILK chocolate also has that warning, which is ridiculous because there are two glasses of milk on the wrapper art!

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Soya milk isn't dairy. /devils advocate.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nanny Ogg wrote:

Oh you see how Asda now has warning labels " may contain milk"
on its MILK!!


...

This is nearly as bad the sea-kittens, for breaking my brain.

Who honestly needs warned that milk has milk in it?

Really?

Anyone?

I think I'm going to go and hide now, because world implosion has to be close.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I with you MeridianAlicante.
I would like to know What does not give you cancer.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Reaper wrote:


Edit: Go to bed, Trixi. Laughing


I did but you weren't there so I got up again.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

well im still up for tricks trix,s Wink Wink Laughing you trixi

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Rolling Eyes

It's a long line and not everyone makes it to the front.
Of course some have a special pass which mean they don't have to wait at all. But you'll have to do something fairly spectacular to get one of those. Like send someone to Abeche for instance.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

work in progress as we speak. i am typing on the shuttle flight to arrange Wink Wink Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ho hum, this isn't the post whore thread, you'll find that somewhere else. If we're all done railing about political correctness, which is where we started, this thread has served its purpose, ie wound up craig007. Laughing

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