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Murry Guru
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Joined: 11 May 2007
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Location: Turned into Ralph
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:53 am |
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@Doc, thank you, knowing you feel that way really warms my heart, perhaps not as much as being rolling drunk poolside with a 20kg fish on my line
@Sweet Ima, I am sorry that I can never devote to you the kind of attention you deserve, (mostly because if I did, Snerd would likely remove the competition ) however there will always remain a place in my heart for you, seeing as it is not fair on you to make you choose between Snerd and myself as I know how hard a decision it may be for you, I will cease my wooing of you and plan the batchelor party.
In the unlikely event that Kate will change her mind and that I will forgive her for the hurt I endured, which may leave you without the wooing you so richly deserve I will cease my wooing.
I hope that my brief wooing of you will make the noble Snerd even more realise what a wonderful valentine you would be, I give this small token as a parting gift |
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Nurse Nasty
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Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:16 am |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:41 am |
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Snerd would likely remove the competition |
Don't worry, Murry. I'm sure that it would never come to that.....probably.
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@Sners: Where are you? |
I'm right here, my wonderful one.
I apologize that I wasn't here today - I had to fly out to Monterey to put the final touches on our Valentine's Day trip. Great news! We won't have to throw chum - the shark wranglers will have that section closed while the sharks get their monthly teeth cleaning.
Thankfully, my contact at the aquarium accepted my reasoned explanation that we wouldn't be able to assist, since we aren't scuba certified.
So, we'll spend our day watching the otters frolic, and then retire to a cozy bungalow up in the hills, where we can frolic like otters. The owners are away and probably wouldn't mind...plus, I know where they hide the key.
In the morning, we will eat at a wonderful outside cafe and watch the Californians as they go about their day....sort of like a trip to the zoo, but without cages or cotton candy, or animals. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:20 am |
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watch the Californians as they go about their day....sort of like a trip to the zoo, |
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BluthBanana
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 2260
Location: Balboa Towers
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:56 am |
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Dora my love, I had an absolutely wonderful time with you this afternoon. Dancing with you was heavenly and I wished it would never end. I now prepare to go to sleep and dream of you, resting up to continue to woo you through the week. I hope you sleep well, yourself.
Te adoro, mi amor! |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:12 am |
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Good night dear Bluth. It was a lovely weekend. Thank you for it all. ♥
jojo should have never left me alone this weekend. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:38 am |
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That's great news about the chum, or lack thereof, Sners. Otters, huh? (off to google)
See everyone? Clever wooing that makes me smile. This is why I'm smitten with this hat. Hell, I think he may have even wooed Juan a little with what he wrote.
Cup of coffee to relax after your long day, Sners?
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:07 am |
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Don't push it, Ima, I'm still glowing over Edith Piaf but your inappropriate PDA is a downer.
But he's welcome to observe me in my natural habitat, as long as he feeds me some In-n-Out burgers.
As for you, n'oublie pas que je t'adore et que je constate devant tout le monde que tu seras la mienne cette journée du St. Valentin. Point. |
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I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:39 am |
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Mrs. So and So wrote: |
Not 100% Devoted Suitor wrote: |
To my Valentines (you know who you are) |
Hmmm, that was such a lovely song, I'm going to forget I saw that letter "S" and offer you these cupcakes I baked in honor of your polar bear heart:
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Dear Scrumptious "Mrs. So and So"
As i am the spokesman for skyhooks at the moment, can i apologise for the post ,as member,s and some friends,are one woman Gentleman. But sadly, some in the group are still living in the 70,s,and forgot there manners. Can i make a mends by giving to all the lady's that entertain and mingle with the skyhooks & friends at the Vday party's, a" free mobile phone"
we have acquired a large amount, from a shipping container that we bought, to ship ow soon to be printed album over to the, 'poorer ' countries of Africa . The money from these cd,s will go to the, orphanage, that we will be opening for the "starving" and orphanaged children . It brings me down, when i think of them .
I am sorry i have to go now as i have a tear forming in my right eye, which is on the left side, as you look at it on the left side of your screen
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We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:48 am |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:03 am |
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Harry have you been using soap and water ?? Cause your coming across squeaky clean
Don,t wait to be told you need parmolave gold
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_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:19 am |
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Do not judge her Harry my friend, she just isn't quite used to "the kinder gentler Harry" yet
Come to think of it, I not sure that I am used to it yet either, its a bit like Slightly telling Jojo how much he loves him
Please make it back from tending to the orphans in time for the Batchelors party
Also while your there, I have seen many unfortunate refugees living in camps that you may be able to rescue and bring back to tend to at the party
Here is one that I found, pictured here doing it tough in the impoverished camp
And this poor girl if I remember rightly also needed some help, unfortunately the modest vehicle behind her was too unreliable for her to travel in
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:20 am |
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Just let a man know so he can bring every woman some roses. |
Harry what a wonderful thought, you are far and away the most dedicated, up standing and chivalrous member I have had the good fortune to know. Something is stirring in my heart.
Harry - The 5th thread is obviously the work of James, he is totally unscrupulous, a thoroughly nasty piece of work. I sometimes wonder if he has posted other slanderous messages whilst pretending to be other forum members?
Maybe we should take this matter to the top admin?
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:39 am |
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Dear Kate,
I see no reason to get the top admin involved. Thank you letting me know that you didn't make that post. I was wondering how such a sweet, loving, wonderful woman like you could post something like that. My thoughts will be with you today, hoping you have an awesome day.
Your friend
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:50 am |
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@Kate,
Please do be careful out today, I have a feeling that this JAMES may be dangerous
Edited with a side note
I am starting to stock the pool with fish,
Here is one I released into the pool for our fishing pleasure earlier
Edited with a fish
edited agian after Reaper posted before I finished adding the fish to show that I edited |
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Last edited by Murry Guru on Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:03 pm; edited 2 times in total |
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Reaper
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Joined: 06 May 2007
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:55 am |
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I would just like to notify everyone that James' Valentine is an anagram for: Meanest Javelin. The plot thickens.
Edit: Murry, that is a nice truck. |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:06 pm |
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Yes Reaper, it is a nice truck, however, unfortunately the girl remains impoverished and needing money to help her escape from the "hash conditions" she was enduring at the time
Oh, nice find about James
Somebody is going to lose their "Bawls" when we get to the bottom of this |
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<- I run like a girl
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<- this one belongs to Ralph. |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:09 pm |
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Murry Guru wrote: |
@Kate,
Please do be careful out today, I have a feeling that this JAMES may be dangerous |
Yes Sweet sugary kate, please be careful i had a run in with mr James some time back. He left my feeling very sorry and my head ached from the pounding he inflicted . i believe his last name is Boags ' James boags Be very careful he may have two heads ?? something to do with his parents , and he has a "son"
http://www.boags.com.au/
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_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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MeridianAlicante
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Sep 2008
Posts: 236
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:25 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit wrote: |
No. Wait for a full moon and she will come to me anyway.
And don't worry too much if it sounds like I'm wooing her. It's just part of a cunning plan to obtain a housekeeper.
After all, we're going to need someone to clean up the lair whilst you're spending all day refining the list. |
As always, your genius is outstanding
Murry Guru wrote: |
Come to think of it, I not sure that I am used to it yet either, its a bit like Slightly telling Jojo how much he loves him |
The world would end on such a day, that I'm sure of.
Also, my master, which list should I add this James fellow to? |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:32 pm |
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Murry Guru wrote: |
Somebody is going to lose their "Bawls" when we get to the bottom of this |
Dear Murry,
I hope one of my relatives is not rearing his ugly head. You see, I come from a long line of naysayers and evil doers. I was fortunate to be able to rise above my upbringing. If you need some help preparing for your party, let me know. I would love to help. Just because my last name is Bawls, please do not lump me into their evil doing.
Your best friend,
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:51 pm |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:54 pm |
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@Carona my sweet,
Please give warning before posting such things, I dont have a spare keyboard
And Harry, I am very sorry, I just looked back on my post and I was sure I didn't spell "Bawls" that way, there it is again, Bawls, I dont know what's happening every time I type B A L L S it comes up as "Bawls"
James has to be at the bottom of this as well
While you are off feeding the needy my friend, please keep an eye out for such poor impoverished girls as I described in the refugee camps, I believe there are many such girls who are trapped and have trunk boxes full of cash that will go a long way to feeding the homeless and less fortunate |
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Last edited by Murry Guru on Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:00 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:00 pm |
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@murry
I have heaps but there all broke bar this one they just cant take the pounding i think |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:43 pm |
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I am in a desperate and dangerous situation. I need help. Someone brave and dashing and daring.
James is truly mad, I tracked him to his secret headquarters cunningly disguised and better known as Uluru. Inside there is a vast and powerful computer system capable of taking over the entire internet. His mad plan is to chop every dollar from everywhere in the World. Before I was captured, tied up and locked in a small broom cupboard containing only a commodore 64 with a very sticky keyboard I overheard him vowing to have his revenge on master agent 017 Skyhook. This keyboard is getting stickier by the minute. I am not sure how long I can continue typing. Just in case of James interfering with this message I have altered my avatar to appeal for help. Someone…. Please… ……
James is a kind and nice man, a nice man is James, a very nice man, a very, very nice man.
James is a kind and nice man, a nice man is James, a very nice man, a very, very nice man. |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:54 pm |
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Hmm, this place is merely a rock, formerly known as Ayers Rock and is in a place called Alice Springs, it is alledged there are many dingos there that have been known to steal babies, I wouldn't mind betting that James had something to do with that as well
Never fear my sweet, I will rescue you, no person should be forced to use a commodore 64, that is just plain cruel, this James is a very evil man indeed |
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Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
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<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph. |
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