The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

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. . . or are you too impatient?

I'm as patient as I need to be, ma'am.

I blush easily.

edit: why does my flirting keep appearing at the top of the page?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

I've rigged it that way so I can find your posts easily. Very Happy

You don't need to be patient; I think I'd like you a bit impatient. You certainly don't have to call me ma'am. Laughing

It will be a lovely picnic, I'm sure.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:55 am

^^ Ok. Who is modding the mods?

Get a room. Or a PM.

Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

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Get a room. Or a PM.

I was about to blush, until I saw your avatar. Wink

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:13 am

Ouch.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:23 am

Tsnerd wrote:

I was about to blush, until I saw your avatar. Wink

Oh don't mind me. I am just jealous cause my beaus are asleep like good boys right now.

Carry on.

Very Happy

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:02 am

I am happy to report that Ima and I have decided to be just friends. So we can both move on. She wanted to be friends with benefits but I don't see how medical insurance will help our friendship. Just friends is good enough for me.

@TS -Ima talks a lot about you. You sound like a good man. You obviously like your cat so you cannot be that bad of a guy. You be nice to her....Ima that is...but to your cat too.

@Scarlett -I am thinking about you Smile

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:04 am

DoraTheExplorer wrote:

Well then that's just sad. No wonder Mrs So and So is so worried about me. She has no one woo'ing her.

Thanks Dora. But I'm as happy as can be. I don't need anyone woo'ing me. Really, I don't.

Really.

I mean it.

Really.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:30 am

Ok fellas. I have come to a decision. I'm letting the line go!

A certain special someone has performed above and beyond the call of duty recently and I've decided to reward him. Therefore my waiting line of drooling admirers has got to go. Please clean up your drool before you leave and take all your belongings with you.

Now I'm heading for the hot tub to wait for my man...

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:01 am

jose_Queervo wrote:

I intend to have them all.

Sometimes the best intentions lead to unintended consequences. I feel certain that you and the other losers will sadly spend Valentines day sitting in the corner crying like a little baby. Enjoy your cry with jojo, Slightly, Reaper, Murry, Ghort, Ted, and the good Dr.

Meanwhile the MEN will be having the time of our lives. Right Irish?

@Trixi, please tell us who it is. I can hardly wait to see which pathetic man wanna be you are going to destroy.

ETA: fixed jose's name

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:07 am

Did the toilet drinker say no, Harry?

Well, no doubt it will be quite the sausagefest.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:04 pm

Come to think of it, the toilet drinker has not responded lately. After I spent 30-40 seconds creating that lovely poem too. I may be back on the loose (great news for the Eater ladies, I know). How about it Chibuike? What's up?

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:05 pm

Sadly the professor will be in the corner pinning with Mugatu as his valentine of last year has not been around for several weeks Crying or Very sad

Cheer up prof, she may be back to be with you in time for VDay Confused

To compliment the long stem roses I have selected some exotic flowers for my valentine/s

While we are waiting for the sun to go down we can cool off behind the water fall at my smaller beachside shack

As the sun disappears we will make our way accross to the beach

I still have some plans to finnalise but with 2 weeks to go I am well ahead of schedule

The good news is that if things dont turn out, I have my esky and fishing gear ready to meet up with Irish Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:06 pm

@Harry - Is there really anyone reading this thread that couldn't guess in less than 1 second?

@Reaper - I'm back from Agent Provocateur...... Wink

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:09 pm

@ Murry Guru

Fools rush in and many a candle is burning at both ends and will not last the night. 10 days in which hearts and expectations can be most certainly cruelly dashed.

Plenty of fish in the sea babe, many a choice nibble too.

Wink

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:29 pm

Let's see what you've got then. Laughing

Kate, you scare me.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:42 pm

^^^ the area I have selected is in an area not far from where drop bears originate Wink

However, I find it important to set the mood early then let true romance take it course from there.

Fantasies can only truely be fulfilled when romance has been allowed to wonder through the mind.

Those who have already chosen their valentines run a much greater chance of disappointment, for instance, have you seen what a certain female baiter has done to those she has sworn devoted love to and can you imagine the highs and lows throghout these next 10 days as the Drama unfolds

Patience my potential virtual valentines, there is no need to rush, true romance lasts for the whole of Valentines day, not the 2 disappointing minutes that others may <strike>enjoy</strike> endure

Those who are truely interested in love will be waiting for the right moment and using the time wisely to show how prepared they are for the day, night and morning ahead

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:00 pm

^^^ WOW! I've been going about this all wrong. Thank you for teaching me to see the light. bow_down

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:08 pm

Just Jane's new avatar makes me all mushy inside. Embarassed

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:09 pm

@ Reaper.

Scared is significant yet scores precisely null interest points.

However, some failures are far more elegant than others, but for the want of courage many a "maiden is missed".

Wink

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:19 pm

Harry, who may or may not have a "thing" for Irish wrote:

Meanwhile the MEN will be having the time of our lives. Right Irish?

Harry, I suggest you be careful. Irish may not have the same orientations that you do, and if this went poorly, that small, underused valve that passes for a heart you have somewhere buried in your carapace may be wounded, or something like wounded. I think Irish bats for the other team.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:27 pm

^^^ Not that there is anything wrong with that...........

But, thank you for your sage advice. I will take it in to consideration.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:32 pm

I should have mentiond that there is nothing wrong with that. Thank you for pointing that out!

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:36 pm

^^^ As much as a romantic day and night with a loving woman can be extremely enjoyable, a day and night of booze, fishing and loutish behavior with others who are like minded can also be enjoyable.

You could end up the next day in a similiar condition.

Tired, sore and smelling like booze, only the type of booze and stories you tell the mates will vary Wink

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:17 pm

jose_cuervo wrote:

@ JMR, Harry, Reaper, DR, PF, Jojo etc. You have all given it a valiant effort. Thumbs up

Unfortunately you do not possess what it takes to make a woman truly happy. I however, do. Wink

@ All the lovely ladies of Eater, waiting to be swept off of your feet, I feel it my responsibility, as a gentleman, to caution you to not make hasty decisions. These aforementioned hooligans and touts are merely using tired old baiter tactics in feeble attempts to woo you. Shameful as it may be, it is ordinary, nay... expected of such ill intentioned sorts to use bribery and frivolous (yet empty) promises of adoration and devotion.

No smear campaign can make me look bad. I'm a man of much wooing capability. How dare you assume that I am just baiting lil' Dora! A pox on thee!

Bluth, sorry I took that picture of you with the banana. I guess I should not have posted said picture. So, I am sorry that I posted something that made you look like a complete 'mo. I truly apologize for that.

Dora, you will soon have an updated avatar. Promise.

Ghost, I say you drop that Ima. She is nothing but a tease. You need something better. Someone who doesn't slander ol' Jojobean. Someone who treats you like you deserve to be treated. Go with the other girl who was wooing you. If she doesn't treat you right, I'll get you a hooker, on the house. And not the kind that Slightly and Prof like to use. This is a real, LIVE hooker.

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