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Ghost
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Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:26 am |
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Ima -Sorry....that's how I feel All those PMs telling me you were done with "Ted" and it would be only me from now on...
Scarlett - Para ti, mi amor ♥
Edit: In case you want it a little slower. I know you you can't rush love
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:49 am |
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@My precious Doc. @I just want to say.
I You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Darling I know you are blessed, but you dont have to tell everybody... (****Giggle****)
@I hope you had a good day snookums, kisses all over you...... |
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Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:04 am |
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@Dora –You are better off without PF. I think he’s a dog.
@Jojo –I hope you intentions for Dora are pure. She’s like a kid sister to me. If you hurt her…well, I won’t care that you were the unified heavy weight world boxing champion, or that you are an expert in all forms of martial arts, or that you won Mr. Universe three years in a row…I’ll find you.
Oh and Dora…put a bra on and cover up some more. You look cold dear. |
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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BluthBanana
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 2260
Location: Balboa Towers
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:23 am |
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DoraTheExplorer
I wanted to buy you roses, but to fully express my love for you I had to plant a garden of roses. I'm afraid that even this garden does not do justice to my desire to be your one and only on St. Valentine's Day.
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:25 am |
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@The One True Valentines Queen: Oh, my widdle wuggums, I did have a good day! How thoughtful of you to wish me one. >sigh< I hope your day was as good as you, oh so richly, deserve....
@SH, well, I hadn't known I had a devotee, or maybe I could have petitioned earlier for a change in my custom tag, but... I accept you now, in a manly hetero way, as Second Fiddle.
@Irish. I wept. That was beautiful. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:31 am |
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*sigh* My deeply adored potential Valentine has yet to notice my original post and come running to me. The Dom Perignon is still cold and the hot tub is, well, hot. Hello? Didn't you catch my reference to manly sensitivity and hints of a breaking heart? Isn't that a key to a woman's heart? Sensitive, caring, handsome, fabulously wealthy, what more do you want? Come on, already! As my lads keep saying, "am waiting." |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
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- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:48 am |
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thefife wrote: |
Oh it's that time of the year again is it? I want JMR, he's always got the most demented avatars. Ahhhh, my sweetheart <3 <3 <3 Unless Simba is back, I'm a sucker for the mane & he's so romantic. |
What I most admire about you fifey is that you are not fickle and do not play games with a man's heart.
However, in your honor, and to properly woo you, I have changed my avatar. A larger representation reproduced here:
Of course, if you are to be My Valentine. I'll need to dress you properly. I hope you don't object:
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:55 am |
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-Go cries in his emo corner-
Bleeding rain
I'm dying over and over again
Shattered, broken, and destroyed by your treachery
Tears turn to rage as I await for your return
I let my better judgement get the best of me
Decieved by your constant lies
Have you no conscience?
Your words were as cold as ice
Struggle to put the pieces together but they kept falling apart
Everytime I try to forget, you come back to haunt me.
Why did you torture me so badly?
Never seeing what was in store for me
Bashed until the blood surfaced
Drowning from my constant tears that refuse to stop falling
Will you ever feel tall again?
You will never escape, I will always haunt you
Can you hear my voice calling , re-living your worst nightmare.
Can you see what you've done to me now?
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YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:20 am |
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SlapHappy wrote: |
Pastor Frank and thefife?...
... left me hanging upside down and naked in chains on the wall. |
It's only weird the first time.
DoraTheExplorer wrote: |
And to jojo: We will have to work on the dancing. Thanks for apologizing to Pastor Frank. Very nice. |
He tends to dance in a thong, with molasses smeared on his chest and jumper cables attached to his nipples, but whatever, live and let live is my motto. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:33 am |
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Harry Bawls wrote: |
A word to the wise..kak kak kakity kak.. |
Do you here something? Must be someone passing wind.
@Cathartic Kate, I think you're going to have to be more specific. I'm not sure SKYHOOK checks this thread often.
Trixi, I hope you had a great day and night snowed in. The image of you in that nightie stayed in my mind for quite some time. |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:58 am |
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Thank you for the lovely rose garden, Bluth! It is beautiful!
And for you, I am wearing this T-Shirt today:
Ghost: I think you may be right about PF. He is meaner than I thought. And I put my bra and a sweater on. Big brothers! Sheesh. |
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:18 am |
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@Reaper - sorry, didn't mean to burn myself on to your retina!
It's still snowing here. So later I'm going to go outside and make a snow angel. But first I'm going to finish eating breakfast. I love Bananas but I prefer them as they come...
not that the recipe above doesn't look interesting... |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:47 am |
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@ Bluth and Jojo - The sweet and lovable Dora wants a Valentine Dora avatar.
Break out your photo editors, fellas. |
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:00 am |
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callum wrote: |
Come here Slighty, you cute ball of bastard fuzz. I've got something that'll ease your zipper... |
Callum. I'm a squirrel. Not a Chutney Ferret. And no way am I having you roaring up my arsehole.
Now if there are any hot chicks here (instead of the usual assortment of moose and donkeys) give me a shout. But please. No more guys. I'm not Prof. |
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MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:50 am |
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I'm so overcome my heart flipped a bit of a problem when driving
Aw Irish, my sweet
I'm starting up the broom and will be over as soon as I can get it airborne |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:14 pm |
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Trixi wrote: |
I love Bananas but I prefer them as they come... |
*Snigger*
Trixi wrote: |
not that the recipe above doesn't look interesting... |
There are other things to do with dripping chocolate, but it does involve the same mouth movement. I think you'd enjoy it. |
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
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- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:27 pm |
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@Irish, remember last years Valentines Day party? You know, the one where jojo had to literally throw himself at women?
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:01 pm |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:30 pm |
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Cheer up Corona. One of the fellas will certainly come along and sweep you off your feet.
**** paging A SKYHOOK **** |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:36 pm |
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Ghost wrote: |
@Jojo –I hope you intentions for Dora are pure. She’s like a kid sister to me. If you hurt her…well, I won’t care that you were the unified heavy weight world boxing champion, or that you are an expert in all forms of martial arts, or that you won Mr. Universe three years in a row…I’ll find you. |
Ghost- certainly you know my intentions are pure. Ghost, you have no beef with me. I will treat her with dignity and respect. Ask any lady here that I have spoken to in the past, except Ima, PRSGG, sheila_blyge and several others. Remember the tip I gave you earlier Ghost, that was guy to guy bonding right there. You know I can be trusted my friend. I'm but an innocent boy scout.
Even your lad knew about me:
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z139/Ghost9000/IMAG0078JPG6QmCk9.jpg
@Dora
I made this for you last night after I cooked a fancy meal for the widows and orphans that I take care of with my spare time. I must say though, my spare time is pretty sparse with these dance classes I have been taking. Then with all of the cleaning and laundry that I love to do, I barely have time to tell my female friends how good their new hair cuts look. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
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Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
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Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:07 pm |
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*scuffs foot* I haven't had a single offer from any of the eater ladies.
I have had a few steamy PM's from harry though |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:29 pm |
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To Gytha
Of a' the airts the wind can blow
I dearly like the west,
For there the bonnie lassie lives,
The lassie I lo'e the best.
There wild woods grow, and rivers row, and monie a hill between;
but day and night my fancy's flight
is ever wi' my Gytha
I see her in the dewy flowers, I see her sweet and fair;
I hear her in the tunefu' birds' I hear her charm the air;
There''s not a bonnie flower that springs
by fountain, shaw , or green;
There's not a bonnie bird that sings,
but reminds me o' my Gytha
Gytha dearest, I am smitten by your well made boots, the red goes so well with your complexion, there is a flagon of scumble awaiting, 2 whole roast suckling pigs, and a band of itinerant travelling musicians to play the hedgehog song as we trip the Light Fantastic across the bridge at Lancre
ps, you can invite Mistress Weatherwax, Magrat, and Perdita as well.
@ Harry, I had almost wiped that sight from my memory, and they say his lard butt has increased in size the past year. |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:50 pm |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:57 pm |
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^^ I never claimed to write it, just borrowed it from our Rabbie
Scots wha' hae!!
Have another haggis kebab |
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<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:06 pm |
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irishemigrant wrote: |
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Have another haggis kebab |
I'll stick to the uisge beatha, thanks |
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