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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

BTWmurry said
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Nothing says you love more than having my avatar tatooed on your "R"s


murry thats to chekky for you to do what you did to lovely kate,s firm well taned bottom i or should we say we are hopeing they are only temperary tat,s cos she does not need body art as she is art her self

I would have put a wink or 2 here but were not aloud ,
hey hey hey he didnt say i couldn,t here,s a Wink from E , as im not a sky hook but afriend that think,s kate,s hot NN can not lock the thread

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A SKYHOOK wrote:
NN can not lock the thread


Well, you practically dared me. Smile

Edit: Open for business.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Slightlyoutofit wrote:
@ Meridian Alicante.

Yeah. These others may post photos that they've stolen from the net to entice the woman of their dreams into their sickly clutches. But not me.
My photo is genuine. All day I have been plotting and scheming about how to retain your favours.

My decision was to make you a Stephen Hawking out of LEGO.

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OK. There are better examples of LEGO Hawkings out there I know. But I made this with my own paws as a gesture of my love for you.


My dearest Overlord. I am just awed and stunned by your magnificence, and your skill in making this gift. To know that its been made by your own paws...

My heart is all yours, if you'll have it. Others may come and pass by, but theirs is only a momentary attraction. You are my lodestone, the one compass point that I'm sure of. My squirrel master. bow_down

@ A Skyhook:

Please stop teasing the nurse. Some of us have serious wooing to be doing here. Unless you're wooing him/her/it? (so confused, its the avatar of NN)

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Skyhook
Please dont antagonise the Nurse Wink

<Unvalentines related, kind of>
If I may indulge myself with something I found amusing this morning and go slightly off topic for one brief moment, my 3 year old was watching me reading through the posts here early this morning, as I was scrolling down past all of the unimportant posts (I actually had about 2 minutes spare so had to rush) my son started saying "Dora" he was so excited at having seen her, I went back to take a look at what he was talking about, it was Jojo's avatar that he lovingly made for Dora, I didn't see a huge resemblence myself but there you go, a 3 year old is very impressed with Jojo's drawing of Dora Laughing

Please continue and forget that unromantic talk of getting kids ready for preschool
</unvalentine related>

Ahem

Kate my sweet, I know you will be here soon, I hope you had a good sleep, you are going to need your rest for Vday Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought about your horrible time in OZ and do hope you came back, so my dear friend Murry can get you out of his Sistine & when he has finished with you i will help him in what ever way i can, even though it will be differ cult, as i will want to take you for my self and show you, first the lovely coloured sand,s of Rainbow bay, and then over to Fraser island and then a nice slow cruise on my yacht up the Great Sandy Strait,s of fraser and then up to Cairns were we will hire a 4X4, to head in to kakado from there i don,t know were, as your wish will be my command.

i have made this doll for you, it still has shampoo of the most expensive kind in it for you to use while in oz because ow sun is very harsh on
beautiful hair like your,s , & to remind you of your home land
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sweet handsome and wonderful Murry. Ya tak lyublyu tebia. The hotel room you booked for me is simply exquisite, I am resting up as you so wisely suggested, but later I will slip out to make a few purchases, lingerie etc. I am happy and deeply honoured to wear your tattoo and have changed my avatar for all the forum to see.

Our church funds have a surplus yet to be allocated for education purposes in Africa and missionary aid. I am employed as a secretary to The Right Honourable Bishop of our order William Newcastle Brown.
If you still need help I can perhaps mention to him you and your dilemma?

[blushing] Ooops wrong cut n paste, just ignore that bit. [/blushing]

@ Skybabe, If my heart were not someone else’s, I would have been very much honoured to have been your valentine, but do not despair there are many yet without a suitor, woo boldly and to you will fall a maiden fair.

Ps Where I come from it’s a bit nippy so I will tarry awhile here down under, maybe the next knock on your door will be mine.

Pps NN is naughty I agree, but if he were nice would he be as much fun? I think not.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Must chip in here for a moment.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

To all the hundreds that have sent me PM's over the last few days...I am flattered by your admirations.

Please don't be offended but a few of the positions that you have suggested you will put me into if ever we are alone, are not only impossible, but it would put my hips out of joint. Besides the equipment that many of you suggested is too expensive...apart from the truck oil...that I can manage.

Please don't be influenced by my AV..I really am a man...It's just that I look good in Corsets!

Thank you for your indulgence Wink

NB...NN how do I get these bloody hand-cuffs off again?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dear Kate,

Skyhook's feeble attempts to woo you are nothing but lies, he owns no yacht, he doesn't even know where Fraser Island is Wink

I also suggest accepting his sham poo otherwise he may send you his real poo Wink

Please be careful if talking to strangers my sweet Wink

Sorry Skyhook, it is for the best that the truth came out

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

hey! I am nice. Don't make me bring out Nurse Nicely. I'll do it. It's not a bluff! I'm a nurse on the edge...

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is a very colourful and distracting thread.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Honey bunny,

I could help you with those cuffs, but it might take awhile.

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now this thread has been reopened (again) what it needs is some awesome love.
And what could exemplify awesome love more than Jesus riding a dinosaur?

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Totally awesome!!!

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That is awesome! Cool

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

grlnxtdr681 wrote:
jojobean wrote:
I do want to take this moment to welcome some of the newer ladies into the thread:

Dora (of course)
Becky
Just Jane
Drama
Trixi
Scarlett
Kate
grlnxtdr681

Certainly I have left out some names of some of the newer ladies. For that, I apologize. But, your presence in this thread is much welcomed. Sorry for the crudeness of some of us in here, at times even myself. We hope that it does not dissuade you from wooing that someone that you like.

New guys, you are okay too.

EDITED TO ADD KATE TO LIST


Where am I in this list? Am I forgotte about???? Crying or Very sad


Your name is on the list. Many apologies for you thinking I left it off. However, it is quite possible that such could happen, since my mind is so compeltely #[email protected]%^&* enamoured with one Dora T. Explorer.

Dora, as it is early morning for you, I have gotten you the best, most delicious coffee.

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I am certain that a night in with pizza and a movie will be just grand. There is no sense in going out when we can just stay in and watch whatever movie it is that you like. May I suggest The Graduate?

Dora, with only one day left for my wooing, I hope that you will recognize all that I have gone through for you. Bluth has made a decent attempt. And, for that, I commend him. Dan made one laughable appearance in here and has wandered off it seems. I hope that, in your heart of hearts, you will choose me as your valentine. I have nothing more to offer than love, affection, etc.

Now please excuse me as I bake some more sweets for you.

EDIT: Has anyone thought of the possibility that Skyhook is Packman reincarnated?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jojo, that coffee is pretty awesome.... Dora, that coffee suggests a TRUE love, one that doesn't come every Valentines PWT. That Jojo is a prize catch.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Murry Guru wrote:
Dear Kate,

Skyhook's feeble attempts to woo you are nothing but lies, he owns no yach t, he doesn't even know where Fraser Island is Wink


ha murry i do to know were fraser is, i watched the banana splits when i was a kid . ow [email protected] your right it was Danger island, not fraser island, NN can you put . ow holed on its after 12:00 AM so i got 2 more emoticons Wink

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oko chongo its Danger Island next Bet you can guess who i liked the best

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't care what people say about you Doc, you are alright in my book.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I agree, Doc. That coffee of Ima's, ummmm, I mean jojo's is mighty impressive!

(ETA: Nice save, jojo Wink)

Good morning Dora my darling. I cannot wait to share the day with you! Pretty Rose

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Awwww my dearest Doc. Your sweet words touch my heart and other places.
And thank you so much for protecting me from those nasty crickets. (shudder). You are my hero.
I do know what you mean about all the fine Eater people and having to choose..
If I did not have you as the love of my life ,I would surely fight for the Sultan of Woo and that wonderful poetry machine Paranoid.
Not to mention Juan who is so smitten with Ima and Jose who is so smart and witty.
And Luckey who I have enjoyed so much with that wild story of a girl stealing coins and killing everyone. We have so many talented and impressive people.

Im just so gad you chose me as your Eater Valentine when there are so many other wonderful ladies you could have picked to chase around...
I am truly honored to be yours.

Your love is the best and Im so glad I have you and only you.
The wonderful images you put in my mind of organic coconut oil just makes me tingle. And I cant wait till we have our swim in the crystal clear river and the fun to be had on the trampoline.
You are always on my mind when Im not slapping lads around and I have missed you so so much. I hope you are back for good now. Hugs and Kisses!

I know I went to sleep without saying goodnight but I thought I could write you a good morning delight.
So GOOD MORNING my sweet Valentine and im so glad you are mine.
I hope you have a great day and I want to say.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

BluthBanana wrote:
I agree, Doc. That coffee of Ima's, ummmm, I mean jojo's is mighty impressive!


I don't know what you mean Bluth. This coffee is far different from Ima's. Please get your story straight sir.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm too busy to go back through this thread to get the list of all of the bitches that are chasing me. I think the last time I was reading this that Dora & Kate were the front-runners in the race to cyber-bang me on V-day, but maybe that's changed.

@ jojo - I found that picture you were looking for. You know that one from the beach from earlier in the year? Anyway, I hope you're right about this being the best you ever looked, and I hope it gets you a valentine (a free one this year).

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@Ima,

Good morning, my love. :sigh:

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't take for granted
The Murry Guru

He deserves the best
Hope you pass his test
Or fair game to rest
Handsome sultan of woo

It's getting late
Last of the woo
Watch out Kate
One will take from you

Thinking of you, Murry! Image

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

luckey wrote:
It's well known that Slightly has a weird Lego fetish/obsession.


I wouldn't call it a fetish. But I would say that I use LEGO to carry out the fantasies that I would like to see happen in real life.

I call this one "The Execution of Jojobean".

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Hang Fat-ass!!! Hang!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I know you love me.

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