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Harry Bawls
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@grlnxtdr681, Yeah, jojo is that way. I, however was waiting for you to show up.



@Chi, I am on my way over. I will make you feel better. Razz


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ima my goddess, you know I will do anything* to win your affection and persuade you to be my Valentine this year, so I took a bottle of the 1970 Ch. Mouton-Rothschild down to the wine shop and he traded me 196 bottles of white zinfandel. Your wish is my command, your command is my wish...


*(as long as it doesn't involve snerdian hats)

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

No thanks Bawlzy. Just brushed and flossed. Though I wouldn't mind snogging the furious fuzzball next time he wanders in.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I just googled that.....you ain't right.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Harry - Just noting that I won the Mod pool....thank you; I've needed a riding mower for an awful long time.

@Juan - Yes. I'd prefer that you didn't wear Snerdian hats, either.

@Ima - :sigh:

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ima Baeder wrote:
Dear Josey,

I just checked and I don't know what happened. When I filled in the form the writing didn't stay on the lines, it's on my computer screen and it's hard for me to see to write to you again. Please tell me how to fill the form so that it sticks.

Ima



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From: “Jose Cuervo” [email protected]
To:Ima Baeder

Subject: Re:Re:Re: REPLY ME IMMEDIATLY!!

i need u to focus!!!!u reply my mail only excouses from u as why you do not fill the form.every of the deteil has been in place by me and all u most do is presizely as i instroct u but u do not do it.why do u put me thru all this troble for simple claim to my inheritence???//u acts like u are a small children of only 9 and do not get good sense to fill a form.pls do not any more delay on ur part.i did forget to mention that if these transactions not conclude befor two day next tomorrow all inheritence wiil be revert to CORROPT GOVNMENT OFFICIAL and no further claim be made for this ur valentine trunkboxs..do it now!

urs love
jose_cuervo



thefife wrote:
@ JoCuervo I'm still waiting for that immediate reply... It's Monday, so I would expect my inbox to have some sort of explanation it from you.


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From: “Jose Cuervo” [email protected]
To: thefife

Subject: Re:Re:Re: I CAN NOT LIE TO U!!

point of corection, ok i did infact reply you back immediately i return from my morth bedsid on hers dethsbed so i do not no why u most insist on all of these firvolos claims of me not return ur mail.i wish u to reply me with ur contact telphn numbr so we conclude this transaction without a furthr delayed.


i dey james 2 oooooooooo

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nurse Nasty wrote:
32 pages of lunacy. I love it. Very Happy


Surprised This is serious stuff, I hope you know.



@all - Ha ha, I get to have two Valentines if I want.

Huh, but I only need one. I only want one. Scarlett is my Valentine. My Valentine is Scarlett Very Happy

@Scarlett -I am yours for as long as you will have me

@Ima - I don't know what OBGYN insurance is and my name is NOT Dr. Magic.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Murry: Thank you for the poem. I agree, friendship it is. I appreciate your attempts to urge my suitors to up their wooing, but I think they're doing pretty well already.

@ParaNoid: a harem? Laughing I don't think my request for multiple Valentines will ever be granted, nor do I think I could handle a harem of Eater men. Embarassed

@NN: Thank you for the mood music you've been sending me in PM. I'm quite upset that you outed our affair here on the thread though. Crying or Very sad

@Snerd: You're so sweet. Thank you for sharing how much you thought of me today. I too have been thinking about hat wearing. I'm sorry about the glass doors, but I'm glad you like the new FB sticky; I made it just for you. :sigh: YZYZYZ (I'd kiss your boo boo from the doors but Juan sees everything here, parentheses or not. Shocked )

@Juan: Merci beaucoup, mon amour. Tu fais attentions a que ce j'aime. (My French is soooo rusty Crying or Very sad ) XOXOXOX <---- note that these are italicized as well. Wink

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Dear Josey,

I haven't heard back from you. I guess that's ok as I've been contacted about another trunk box by "James" Soludo. I'll continue on with him. So long.

Ima

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

[seriously]

I just checked my valentineclaimsagent addy and there are two scam letters in there. This thread is the only place I've ever posted/used it. Laughing

ETA @ Ima, Is that all the slapping power you've got? Who was your mentor? You really need to have a sitdown with him. Shameful, that was. Rolling Eyes Wink

[/seriously]

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Harry Bawls wrote:
^^^ I just googled that.....you ain't right.
Neither is he. The perfect match.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Amendments to the Valentine thread rules:

Fighting about love is encouraged.

Skyhook is limited to two emoticons per post and may not type with his chin anymore.

Slightly's avatars must be squirrel themed.

Everyone may have two Valentines, provided one of them is Luckey. (This offer subject to approval by Luckey, wooing may not be reciprocated. Offer not valid in Australia.)

Any questions about the new rules must be hand written and submitted directly to the Trophy Room.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi luckey. :sigh: ( I'm feeling greedy, I think it's the full moon.)

Two Valentines!!!

happy crowd

@Jose: That wasn't a slap. When I slap you, you'll know it. Wink My baiting mentor was absolutely wonderful, by the way. Rolling Eyes

@Sners: YZYZYZY

@Juan: QRQRQR

Edit: Wait, one of the Valentines has to be luckey? Oh, he will be. Wink Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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@Sners: YZYZYZY


@Ima :sigh: How am I supposed to respond to that, coherently? Embarassed

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Start by correcting the grammar. Then it should become clear.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Grammar, schwammer.....this is the Valentine's Day Thread.

Have you no soul??

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I can't for the life of me reveal these guys. Razz

Hint, they are posting in this thread. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Proto419 - You'll thank TS one day Smile

However, I saw the picture you posted before and you are a very pretty lady... even when you are drunk and staring at a yellow cup. Jennifer Aniston ain't got anything on you Very Happy

Hi Scarlett Very Happy I'm thinking about you

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Everyone must have two Valentines? Oh dear me, I only have one. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
I only have one.


I only want one. :sigh:

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Change of clothes for the V-Day.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Corona, you told me you'd never seen NN's pictures. Confused

@Snerd: :sigh:

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh no!

None of these are NN. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Corona wrote:
None of these are NN. Wink


Seven of Nine is the only person here with a real picture of me. She paid for it. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ima Baeder wrote:
Hi luckey. :sigh: ( I'm feeling greedy, I think it's the full moon.)

Two Valentines!!!


Edit: Wait, one of the Valentines has to be luckey? Oh, he will be. Wink Laughing


Ima dear, you are so gender confused. You left the s off of the above sentence! Confused

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No, you haven't...

@ luckey, "just friends" is fine with me and Mrs. So and So

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have some that you never even new were taken of when we were all hanging out of "you", back before you became really "Nasty" and the drug,s hadn't affected your looks .

I would have used a 2 wink,s & a smiley to show i was only kidding, but im not aloud

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