The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

sniff sniff

spare a thought for those who's Valentine is departing for the South Seas

sniff sniff

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:21 pm

@Harry: Well Harry, rest assured it was only a dream. If you have filled out those forms in green pen, scanned them at 550 dpi and sent them back to me by Valentine's Eve AND answered them to my satisfaction I might make all your fantasies come true.

@Corona: Thanks for the change in heart, but I'm afraid my suspicions have awoken. Is this Harry really a trustworthy guy? Should I be dealing with such a person? Shocked

@A SKYHOOK: Thank you for your advances and your emoticons, though I must admit I've been having a hard time figuring out what that little picture is of...

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:23 pm

Good Morning jojo my dear! Pretty Rose

Your enlarged siggy looks grand! YUM.

My drawing isn't as nice, but it is for you:

And today, whilst playing scrabble with you, this is what I got:

YUM

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:27 pm

@ Nanny Ogg

sniff sniff, poor Nanny.

Come on guys, I happen to know where see hides the Islay Malt.

Will PM the location to her sucessful suitor.

Let's see some serious wooing for this fine Bonney Lassie, do ya ken?

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:27 pm

Glorafilia wrote:

Is this Harry really a trustworthy guy?

Ask the crazy squirrel. He'll tell you.

As far as the forms, do you really think you can come in here, shake your boobs at me, and I will fill out forms? Puuuulllllleeeeezzzzzeeeeee!

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:28 pm

Thank you dearest Dora. My heart skipped a beat when I saw that. It makes me extremely glad I planted this azalea garden outside of my downtown loft.

Glorafilia wrote:

@Corona: Thanks for the change in heart, but I'm afraid my suspicions have awoken. Is this Harry really a trustworthy guy? Should I be dealing with such a person? Shocked

I cannot say that Harry is trustworthy, as I trust him no more than an average lad. But, I assure you, you will have the time of your life! I was at the party last year and it was grand.

Harry Bawls wrote:

As far as the forms, do you really think you can come in here, shake your boobs at me, and I will fill out forms? Puuuulllllleeeeezzzzzeeeeee!

That kind of shaking usually gets you throwing dollar bills.

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:36 pm

I knew it was too good to be true
When I started to double (or triple) woo.
Corona soared my hope,
But with this I could not cope

Corona the heart breaker wrote:

@ParaNoid
Sorry you feel that I'm a tease and to stop you from thinking that, I'll have a threesome.

Corona the deal breaker wrote:

I'm following the NN Loooooooove Train!

And @Murry, I would be love to be your Valentine.

Ima called me on my jig
I know that on my heart I cannot renege
A backup I don’t need
My longing I must heed
To Ima’s harem I must cede.

Ima wrote:

@ParaNoid: hmmm. . . interesting. Are you wooing me or am I a back up plan like Murry was attempting?

To the lovely Mrs. So and So
I am ready with you to go
The Igloo
Has my quest begun to renew

Your poems are
Going to take us far
In plane, truck or car
I am attaching to your star.

I know that our passion
Will start a new fashion
The snow will melt
But not until my heart you have felt.

Warming your heart is my mission
I won’t even think about fishin’.

With you in my arms
I’ll discover all fo your charms.
The Northern Lights
Will seem more bright.

Don’t worry about my eyes
You will know from your contented sighs,
The true intent
As we lie there each spent..

I know that you have been a victim of the “many lovers” scam
Please ignore messages from NN, he is just spam.
He has been known to put his conquests on his web cam.
I hear he likes to be called “Pam”.

You’ll need no other.
I’ll make you want to keep it from your mother.
I promise not to smother
I won’t be like a brother.

My heart is ready,
My gaze is steady.
No need to read between the lines
It’s for you my heart pines.
My lovely, lovely Valentine. <3

Murry Guru wrote:

Sorry Mrs S and S, but copy and pasted woos are not allowed here

Mind you, I believe it may be fitting that your 80% devoted Valentine received some unoriginal wooing
I deserved that MG, but I have changed PN

Mr. Murry Guru,
I and the lovely Mrs. So and So have found our own way to woo.
I gave it to her,
She gave it to me too.

Beautiful music is what we make
I’ll be happy to be on the take
Of copy and paste
Even if it is not your taste.

Besides the lovely Mrs. So and So
Has love for great music
Even is it makes you sick
I’ll take the borrowed o’de do.

Mrs. So and so wrote:

Hey! Those jerks stole my poem. I'm calling my lawyer.

I’ll dial the number my sweet.
Would you like some chocolate to eat?
Their music is fine,
Lets use it to share our love
My lovely Valentine.

Edited to try to fix quote tags... Embarassed

Quote:

Help me Obi Wan...

Fixed quote tags. Who's your buddy? -luckey

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:46 pm

Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?

No, but they had an apple. Razz

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

WOW Paranoid, thats awesome. Wink

@Dora I loved your picture!!!!
I love the pictures Jojo keeps making for you too.
And my how his siggy has grown Cool

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:02 pm

Quote:

Fixed quote tags. Who's your buddy? -luckey

Thanks luckey... you are of course! Cool

Thanks DQ, it took me all morning.

Nothing to it. ” is not the same as ". Probably copy/pasting from Word. -luckey

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:12 pm

^^^Did I ever tell ya that I loved ya??? Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:22 pm

@Glorafilia, I picked up a little something for the big night. You might want to call Slightly. He likes to watch from the closet.

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:29 pm

HI Vday party goers shirlie here were do you want the duke box put for the party, are we going to party, in Siberia, or some were else that is realy cold .??
I need to know as murry was thinking it would look better beside his pool in sunny OZ

hi girls were just getting ow costum,s ready to party

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:49 pm

@ Skyhook.

Thank you so much for going to so much trouble to provide entertainment in my homeland.

Quite how you knew where I really live is beyond my understanding.

My PM's never mentioned the fact I am sure.

Nizhny is my true home town, yet I am downunder where the kangeroos jump and the koalas hump waiting upon my 6 foot three sweet wooing valentine Mr Murry.

I will wait forever if necessary, but truly want also to meet my Skyhook too, a kiss and a hug, mmmmmmmmm. Ti takaya prelesnaya.

Hint - Nanny Ogg needs a man - are you man enough?

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:57 pm

My darling Ghort.

Here is a love poem for you
Last might was so wonderful and im so glad you felt it too
So I thought I would try to right you a woo
To let you know my love is true and I enjoyed last night too

My heart thinks you are so sweet
It tries to nearly skip a beat
When im with you it is the sweetest treat
I think all your avatars are so neat

They really knock me off my feet

You are so romantic and funny
Im so glad you are my honey
I would never trade you for all the money

When I think of you my mood goes from dark to sunny

Thank you for letting me have your bed
Your kind sweetness really goes to my head
You are so romantic with the things you said
The thought of ever losing you feels my heart with dread

Watching the rain with you was a wonderful treat
I hope you think this poem is sweet
And that I am not going to deep
For you are a friend I want to forever keep

So let me say to you
With this crazy silly woo
Im so glad I get to be with you
My Eater Valentine who is so true

I LOVE YOU GHORT!!!!!!!!
My sweet eater valentine. KISSES AND HUGS KISSES AND HUGS KISSES AND HUGS

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:05 pm

32 pages of lunacy. I love it. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:06 pm

^^^^^two posts up Wink

Cathartic Kate wrote:

@ Skyhook.

Hint - Nanny Ogg needs a man - are you man enough?

kate we to wish to be hugged by you but we will have to have a group hug ,? as skyhook is more than one Wink

@ nanny Ogg come in join the party pass your self around we are very accommodating once you get to know us ,or me ,or him,

Bongo & me tuning ow instruments . or is it me and Red ?? Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:14 pm

Locking this because skyhook used more than his allocated 2 icons per post.

Sorry. Skyhooks fault. Very Happy

Edit: Re-opened for business. You may thank Dora for her begging and pleading, and other 'things' she did for me in PM. Thanks Dora, and nice rack.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Oh, that's just great, Skyhook! Evil or Very Mad

Now, how am I supposed to tell my lovely Ima how much I thought about her, today?

That I sometimes think of her as my non-puffy comforter - warm and soft and cuddle-ble.

That I sighed and called an insured named Ima, 'Bunches'.

That I was so smote by her latest FB sticky, that I was daydreaming about it when I walked into the big, glass, and streak free doors at work...much like a lost robin.

That this year's Valentine's will be even more special than last year's Polar Bear watching expedition....and that I may actually get those pictures developed in time for our trip to Monterey.

That I think about the wearing of hats and toes in sand.

How can I do that if this thread is locked? Hunh? Dang you!

edit: Oh, wait, never mind. I can still do that. Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:11 am

the Nastiest Nurse with the great arms and fantastic lats wrote:

Thanks Dora, and nice rack.

Anytime, sexy! Can I have my clothes back now?

The things I will do for this Valentine's Day thread! Wink

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:27 am

@ SKYHOOK, did you know that if you don't make your photo hosting site private, everyone can see all your pictures? There are some disturbing pics on there, and if they disturb me......they must be messed up.

So ladies, who wants to take a ride on the Bawls side?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 26 Jan 2009 Posts: 77

Quote:

Edit: Re-opened for business. You may thank Dora for her begging and pleading, and other 'things' she did for me in PM. Thanks Dora, and nice rack.

yeah, I was rather peeved when a certain Nurse locked the thread. I was going to post a comment, and as I haven't gotten a Valentine in almost a decade you can understand my frustration.. I also haven't had sex since 2003, but that one is my fault (or rather my lack of caring to obtain the holy sex of grail).

Wow... 2003... I sux as much as @llstar shipping...

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:43 am

Ah, Bawlzy, you are wearing my favorite avatar. Sorry I haven't been here to play I am home ill. It takes a lot out of me to sit in front of the computer. If I was there you would be all mine.

Enjoy yourself, hugs, Chi

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:46 am

jojobean wrote:

I do want to take this moment to welcome some of the newer ladies into the thread:

Dora (of course)
Becky
Just Jane
Drama
Trixi
Scarlett
Kate

Certainly I have left out some names of some of the newer ladies. For that, I apologize. But, your presence in this thread is much welcomed. Sorry for the crudeness of some of us in here, at times even myself. We hope that it does not dissuade you from wooing that someone that you like.

New guys, you are okay too.

EDITED TO ADD KATE TO LIST

Where am I in this list? Am I forgotte about???? Crying or Very sad

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:53 am

Chibuike wrote:

Ah, Bawlzy, you are wearing my favorite avatar.

A punk goats face drawn on a dalmation's backside? You either have really wierd taste or really strong liquor.

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