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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Glorafilia, Come to think of it, I may have received an e-mail about you. It doesn't matter where we go, by the time the evening is over, you will feel like you've been to the moon.......and back. I'll look around and see if I can pick up a few more "outfits" for you to wear. Do handcuffs bother you?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Harry: Not at all, they remind me of my sweet and carefree teenage years in the Ivory Coast. If I may be so bold, I would like to ask for a photograph of yourself so that I can see that you truly are an honest and trustworthy man.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Glorafilia I assure you I am trustworthy. Just to put your mind at ease, I'll post a pic for you. I censored it a tad to block my "naughty parts". After all I have to save something to show you on Valentines day.




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For comparison purposes, heres a pic of jojo.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

well finely i have arrived
Hi Glorafilia my names shirle cos of my curly,s im a skyhook but all my friend,s are getting married and growing old i may never have a son but i don,t want to grow old alone so id like to throw some thing on the table if you get my double meaning Wink Wink
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@NN that wasn't me that was shirle using the Emoticons so that should not count on me total for today ;_} ;_}

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome, Glorafilia! Very Happy

Here's the pic Harry sent me:

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ true, but I LIKE Glorafilia.


















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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmm... Well, this changes things... I'm not sure you are trustworthy Harry, there are two different pictures of you. I only hope that the second one is a "before" picture and the first one an "after" picture.

I think you may have to fill out some forms so that I know if you really are trustworthy or not.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What a day! So much happened in less than 24 hours! Shocked


Most importantly, I realized my unintentional oversight. I never posted to my darling jojo today! Honey, I am so sorry! Can you ever forgive me? Embarassed

Though I am not convinced of the whole "Bali" trip (and Harry's change again leaves your "trip" open for more confusion), I will let that pass. You have come back and were ready to woo. Never let it be said I hold a grudge.

Your drawing was perfect. I can see us walking on that beach. I really don't know what luckey was seeing in it. He doesn't know my hair is auburn (explains my haircolor) and how much we like to snorkel (explains the underwater). You do know me so well.

And my favorite cookies! YUM! I have many times burn the first batch myself. Just leave them for the crazy squirrel. His new partner doesn't have time to cook whilst updating his list every 5 seconds.

And a safari'ing lad! Just for ME? I am only a no0b straight-baiter. You do know my true weakness. When will your siggy increase in size? :sigh: I know it isn't as impressive as a safari, but I did send in 2 reports to kill a fake site in your name today. When it dies, I will give you this: United States From my to yours.


@ Dramaqueen: I hope your Doc comes back soon. I believe he can settle the raging hormones in this thread.

@ Kate: I am glad you are free. It seems like this James is more dangerous than I had first thought.

@ Glorafilia: Welcome to the fray! I am glad you found Harry. Please keep him occupied. Wink

@ Ima: Still no answer from the PTB? Sheesh. Don't they understand how difficult this is?

@ MikeH: I have not forgotten you. And your wicked french.

@ NN: Thanks for the tour of the mod lounge. Is there really a rule that the females must be naked in there at all times?

@ others: I know I have forgotten something, but I just can't remember anymore at this moment. Whew.

Very Happy

Edited cause I can't speel. And to add this:

@ dearest Bluth: I have not said good night yet. I will post one more. Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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@ NN: Thanks for the tour of the mod lounge. Is there really a rule that the females must be naked in there at all times?


Of course princess. It has something to do with barometric pressure and the angle of the earth in relation to planetary alignment. It's complicated, but I was only thinking of your comfort. I apologise for all those times I drop the mod keys. Who thought I could be clumsy 186 times. Thanks for picking them up.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I want to to send a special shout out to Dramaqueen, having landed halfway home from my walk. I have sent you a small email, with a deep love, and appreciation, i lieu of a candlelit dinner, a moonlit bathe in the crystal clear river, and a vigorous bounce on the trampoline....

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I was working in the salt mines, trying to save up enough money to buy you some roses.

Is that so. Well. I have feelings you know.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

the incredibly smart Ima, several pages ago wrote:
Wow, these love triangles sure are tricky.


Don't I know it. At this point I think I have a love pentagon going and I don't know what to do. I am not complaining; every woman should be so lucky. And they are some of the best Eater has to offer. My head is a-spinning. :sigh:


@ Dutch: Keep watching for my PM. I have sent it multiple times and yet have not received an answer from you. Maybe you just like to party and postwhore with me in FB?

@ Nastiest Nurse ever: Your attention to my comfort today was impressive. I didn't mind picking up the keys when you dropped them 186 times. But you had to video tape it each time? Same time tomorrow?

@ Mike: I would never insult you by trying to reply back to you in my babelfish french. So I will steal an idea from Tsnerd.

[French] So, fall asleep love, loved by me...for I know love, I am loved by thee. [/French] :sigh:


And to my wondrous Bluth:

This evening was grand. I know you have done so much with your baits and you got your lad to sing me a song. I haven't forgotten that. I listened again and it makes me smile. I have little to offer to you from my baiting (my YIM chat with my check lad would not be appropriate!), so I can only offer you this: United Kingdom With any luck, my fake site will die before the 14th and I can present it to you properly. I wrote the report whilst listening to the Dora song. I would be honored if you would accept it when the site is confirmed dead.

Good night my sweet. Pretty Rose

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am so heart broken. I have made original poems and none of my valentines have returned to stir my heart.

Ima, I hope you do get your wish to have more than one valentine. I am happy to play second fiddle (or third, but who is counting).

luckey, I have not forgotten about you either. I know that your title references Ima, but if she turns me down, I would like to get to know you better, m-kay sweetie?

@ Corona, you are just a tease
Who needs a main squeeze
This shouldn't make you sneeze
I like you on your knees.

@ Dora, I didn't even get an honorable mention. humph... Mad


Paging Mrs. So and So,
Where did you go?
I hope you didn,t get lost in the snow
Let,s get on with the show!

*tapping foot impatiently*

Edited to add the foot thing and to add: Yes, I know I am tossing all caution to the wind and I don,t care... Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am so sorry, dear ParaNoid. I thought we were keeping our woo'ing in PMs only. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dora my darling, I apologize for not wooing you more today, but I feared that it would be spoiled while the thread was in such turmoil. You have been in my heart and in my mind throughout this and every day. Goodnight and sweet dreams.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

DoraTheExplorer wrote:
I am so sorry, dear ParaNoid. I thought we were keeping our woo'ing in PMs only. Embarassed


Oh, Dora, I didn't realize I posted that in public. I promise I won't tell anyone it was you sending me those pictures and tastey messages. I am so totally embarrased now to have slipped up like that. Please forgive me and I'll give you that wish you told me about. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My sweet and oh so clever Tsnerd wrote:
[French] Good afternoon, Ima, my love, my darling. XOXOXO [/French]


Hi Honey. Very Happy :sigh: (Juan's not going to like you having cracked our secret code and used it. Laughing )
(Since I don't think he can see what I'm typing here in parentheses: :kiss:)

@Juan: I'm still waiting for the PM about those remarkably easy ways to please you. Wink QRQRQR

@ParaNoid: hmmm. . . interesting. Are you wooing me or am I a back up plan like Murry was attempting? Lotta is completely ignoring this thread. Short of starting a poll asking everyone to vote on whether or not I can have multiple Valentines, I don't know how else to seek permission and don't think it will be allowed. Crying or Very sad

@Dora: I'm not even sure who is wooing me any more. Embarassed Ghost has moved on . . . I'm sure that Juan and Snerd are sincere in their wooing and I think I'm being <strike>scammed</strike> wooed by Jose as well . . . there's mention by Murry and ParaNoid of consolation prizes and multiple Valentines. Harry did help me across the street but since he's transformed back into evil Harry, I'll steer clear. You're right, it's worse than a triangle. Laughing

edit: typo

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ima wrote:
(Since I don't think he can see what I'm typing here in parentheses: :kiss:)


In your lust for the upstart Snerd you seem to have forgotten that I'm a mod and have the key to parenthetical posts. With my magical powers I can read (and understand) every word. I'm gutted. Again. For the fiftieth time. Crying or Very sad And I still don't know what QRQRQR means....

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am starting to feel a little better now and lots of thoughts have been through my mind.

As a result of these thoughts, my male competitive nature has been battling my fear of being hurt once more and it appears my competitive side is beggining to win.

I will overcome all adversities and I may even woo again another time.

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Ok, Now I am ready to woo again. Wink

I have seen life from the rejected side
And I decided to go and run and hide
but my comepetitive nature is now back
Now I seek a girl to get into the (sorry, cant think of a word that rhymes here, I will need come back later)

Kate I have been so horribly hurt
when with others you began to flirt
but now I am starting to see
that there is nobody but you for me

I forgive you now for creating my pain
Not being able to woo you is driving me insane
I send you now this heart felt wooing
and hope more time with you is ensuing

If you could choose me and me alone
I will write you a woo and call it a tome
My plans for you have not yet been halted
And my strawberry milk has now been malted (sorry, you try and find another word rhyming with halted)
Edit; And my love for you could not be jolted Confused

But before I will take you there is a demand
you must dump the others and give me your hand
On your hand I will place this one thing
given me by a lad its a diamond ring

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if you hurt me again I may again be crying
You must promise there will no cheating or lieing
Commitment from you should not be taken lightly
Because if you hurt me agian I will call upon Slightly

You should be telling your other lesser suiters
who are only seeking to ogle your hooters
that no matter what creative wooing they're trying
I will be the one and their wooing your denying

Kate if you can make these promises to me
I will take you to places near the warm sea
I will love and woo you and my heart you can take
but get rid of the others or their arms I will break Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My handsome Juan wrote:

Oh, I'm remarkably easy to please. I'm PM you suggestions. Wink


I'm still waiting for the PM and then I'll tell you for sure what QRQRQR means. Wink

(You just won't let me get away with kissing Snerd at all here, will you. Crying or Very sad ) <----- I know you'll see this with your super powers.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ima,

Ima I sorry that I made you second pick
If I do it again you can poke me with a stick
You really are a fine girl who desrves the best wooing
And the woos of gentlemen who know what they're doing

It is no secret that there is only one you would choose
And no matter how good my wooing I was sure to lose
But my brief wooing of you had a purpose you see
To make my love see what she was doing to me

Ima I love you like a very good friend
to think we would be together is to pretend
The charms of Snerd are for all to see (if you look very closely)
And the valentine of others you would never be

The wooing of you was not meant to offend
Rather to make the others more closely attend
I hope it showed the others who seek your charms
The kind of wooing you deserve to be in their arms

Ima I wish you luck with the men who seek you
And hope that lotta will allow you to pick two
Then there will only one problem for you
The other to pick with the second best woo Wink

Good luck, I am having enough trouble with one Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

80% Faithful Valentine wrote:
Paging Mrs. So and So,
Where did you go?
I hope you didn't get lost in the snow
Let's get on with the show!

No, no, no, not lost in the snow
But up North I did go (though only after sending secret PMs of undying devotion to Nurse Nasty -- with your wandering eye, I thought it wise to hedge my bets)

Feeling a bit frantic,
to find a spot romantic

To take you away
for Valentine’s Day

And keep your far enough
that flirting will be tough

With any other chicks
whom you might transfix

With your manly gaze and
your poetry spouting ways

And after much review
I found this sweet igloo:

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Poetic Valentine wrote:
I feel more inspiration coming on

I felt some inspiration myself, so I wrote you a poem of my own:

You know our love was meant to be
The kind of love that lasts forever
And I want you here with me
From tonight until the end of time

You should know, everywhere I go
You're always on my mind, in my heart
In my soul, Baby

You're the meaning in my life
You're the inspiration
You bring feeling to my life
You're the inspiration
Wanna have you near me
I wanna have you hear me sayin'
No one (and that includes Dora, Corona, Luckey and Ima) needs you more than I need you

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry Mrs S and S, but copy and pasted woos are not allowed here Wink

Lyrics to youre the inspiration by chicago

Mind you, I believe it may be fitting that your 80% devoted Valentine received some unoriginal wooing Laughing

To give credit where credit is due, you did change some of the words

BTW, James made me do it

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey! Those jerks stole my poem. I'm calling my lawyer.
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