The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:07 pm

I have entered the valentines thread with the intention of showing my merits and without discrediting the woos of others however, I must point out the concern with getting in too early

Remember that Valentines day is still 9 days away

The Doc wrote prematurely to his Queen

Quote:

But all I have in the world today,
is deep loving thoughts of you

Most girls do not find anything premature flattering Wink

I do wonder what tomorrow will bring in this crazy virtual world of mixed up love <sigh>

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:11 pm

WOW!!

What the hell happened to this thread??

I'll come back later.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:12 pm

^^^ Don't mind them, I'm here for you.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:14 pm

Well Dora. That's what happens when they try and compete with me.
They find that they just can't measure up and then have to go back and edit and delete stuff.
Whereas I say what I mean and I don't ever have to take it back because every word is a pearl of wisdom.

Ignore Harry too. I give him another 20 minutes and he'll be deleting all his crap too. If not, I'll have a word with admin and just get him banned.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:15 pm

I do want to take this moment to welcome some of the newer ladies into the thread:

Dora (of course)
Becky
Just Jane
Drama
Trixi
Scarlett
Kate

Certainly I have left out some names of some of the newer ladies. For that, I apologize. But, your presence in this thread is much welcomed. Sorry for the crudeness of some of us in here, at times even myself. We hope that it does not dissuade you from wooing that someone that you like.

New guys, you are okay too.

EDITED TO ADD KATE TO LIST

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:19 pm

@Jojo,
I am impressed with your sensitive side, if only you were more feminine, much more feminine, and with girly bits that you were born with, I think I could even fall for you Wink

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:20 pm

I have just received a PM from Slightly's snowman offering to take me "walking in the air"

Am not over impressed.

I had heard that the Australians were the BIG romanticists, much like the best post-impressionists were Poles, maybe I will have to spend the Valentine Ball in the hot tub with a true lover, Scandinavian perhaps?

Open to genuine and sincere risky free offers.

Note I never fall in love after only 2 mails, PMs or unoriginal cut n paste poems.

Whispering so the guys don't notice, need some girly advice about big signature lines, is it true what they signify?

Edit - Well I would whisper but me being blonde cannot get the font size to work.

Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:21 pm

I know you can't see it from this view, but there is a tiny little knot hole on the top portion of that tree branch. It is the closest thing Slightly has ever had to a "girlfriend".

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:32 pm

Cathartic Kate wrote:

Edit - Well I would whisper but me being blonde cannot get the font size to work.

Laughing

Nice subtle hint by dropping the blonde thing there Kate. Certainly you'll have some guys knocking at your door step.

Harry- why not go the more gentle route? Since my previous post welcoming all the newer participants, I have received several PMs from delightful ladies thanking me. Try to woo a nice bird and see what it gets you. It's easy to take a knock at Slightly. Take the high road my friend.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:32 pm

@ Kate.

I hope you like foreplay. I always start things off with a sensual massage.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:34 pm

@Kate, Just so you know, I have sourced several hot tubs and will soon finalise the decision, I am leaning towards having the choice of 2, one outdoor with a waterfall to drown out any screams of delight and another indoor model for that extra privacy.

If you would like to whisper, highlight your lovely words, click on the font size button under the list section and choose the tiny option.

Of course, true gentlemen would not be eaves dropping on the conversation of ladies, please speak at will to the other delightful women without the need to whisper, I will turn my back and hum while thinking sweet thoughts of a day, night and morning that still seems very far away

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:48 pm

DoraTheExplorer

I must confess, I can't get you out of my mind. Of course, I wouldn't want to, so it is a blessing to think of one so wondrous as you. When I was talking to a friend of mine who is trying to get me some money from his bank in Burkina Faso I couldn't help but mention that I was trying to win the heart of the most beautiful woman in the world. My description of you inspired him to break out in song:

An Ode to Dora

I just wanted to let you know that I've been thinking about you today, and at the very mention of your name lads break into song.

Will you be mine? Pretty Rose

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:52 pm

If this thread is to be believed (and why shouldn't it be) it seems my sometimes husband is either drunk, pining away for his ex-Valentine, or doing unspeakable things with possums and ex-hookers.

Maybe it is time for someone new.

Someone who I won't find passed out at Christmas using a Santa Hat as a Jimmy Hat.

Someone bunny rabbit like. A bit twisted. Even, perhaps, a bit Paranoid?

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:06 pm

Sweet Muray (is it one r or do you have a double r)? The a seems optional too.

Note - to posters thinking about commenting on the size of his r's - don't. He has a reputation and it is deserved.

Wink

Your talk of a hot tub has genuinly made me warm to you, and you are for sure a gentleman, but maybe I am too much a noobie to fully apreciate your (ahem) outstanding talent. Like the very many lads and vlads I encounter by mail I can only state with utter sincerity that I have encountered love only once and it ended unhappily and am still a virgin.

Please handle me with care, maybe with our lord's Calvery greetings we may become lovers, and perhaps a few measly dollars and a visa application may see us hugging and kissing at an airport near you.

Laughing

I cannot however afford a costume for the hot tub experience, would nekid me being offend your taste?

Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:22 pm

Mrs. So and So wrote:

doing unspeakable things with possums and ex-hookers.

Which shows he has better taste than myself, being head over heels as I am for SOOI depsite the danger of winding up with mad squirrel disease, developing a serious case of the staggers, going witless and inevitably ending up dead.

Cooked squirrel brain is about the size of a pingpong ball and is said to taste something like liver, only kind of mushy.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:25 pm

Fear not my petal, I have chosen something for my valentine to wear, I showed it in an earlier post Wink

The spelling of names is not important, I have spent my whole life with my name spelt incorrectly and normally I am telling people there is only one "R" however the name I hide behind uses a double "R" what an unusual coincidence you have discovered, thank you for noticing

The story of my "R"s may proceed me however you should not believe all that women tell in private conversation.

You needn't worry about being a virgin, I was also a virgin once and I know no other way than to be gentle, as I said earlier, love should not be rushed Wink

The bit in my signature line may make it seem as if I am some floozy who will carry the child of any woman, it simply is not true which is why things never turned out for us, well there was also the thing where she wanted me to send her thousands of dollars, but money is not important to me Smile

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:27 pm

Oh boy, here we go again. Do you guys not remember last year? They (the she devils) want nothing more than to get us fighting over them. The more spineless of you start posting mushy crap hoping to sway them, and they shoot you down. You sulk away for a bit, then come back bitter, and start posting like you used to . Look at jojo. We all know he's a prick. He starts out all manly like, sees one of the she devils tossing him a bone, and he jumps all over it. He will then get tossed aside (see previous page) and starts spewing venom, which he has to go back and delete, and then sets himself up all over again. Pull yourselves up by the skirts gents. She devils want....... no wait.....NEED a man to grab the reigns and work them. They think we don't know their dirty little secret. You toss pots are the butt of their degrading PM's back and forth. I, for one will not fall for it.

Now that I have you ladies all hot and bothered, let the PM's begin. You want a REAL man. Go ahead, PM me, you know you want to. I wont tell your little she devil friends.

The rest of you shemales........grow a set.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:08 pm

Harry Bawls wrote:

Now that I have you ladies all hot and bothered, let the PM's begin.

You may expect some PM's from bothered ladies at best if you're lucky, the hot ones managed to explode my inbox from 10 to 86% full in 2 hours time. Bulbs beat Bawls any time, anyone should know that. Now get back to your PWT, off you go.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:15 pm

Wow Harry, your grip on reality is seriously becoming questionable. What happens is one of you spots a girl you want, typically a naive newbie who isn't wise to your tricks, then the rest of you boys all decide you want her thereby kicking off a weak stream pissing contest.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:18 pm

^^^ I rest my case. Thanks for the pic in your PM, but I have plenty of naked woman pics.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:36 pm

Hi Scarlett ♥

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYz_LHKrgDY

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:06 am

Harry Bawls wrote:

Sometimes the best intentions lead to unintended consequences. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

I'm sure you will soon find out about best intentions, sir, judging by the gifts that you are amassing in front of your house for all of your potential woo-ees.

Ladies, you will not be impressed in the least I can assure you. The real shame is that Harry could not even come up with this pitiful effort on his own. I have it on good word that he enlisted help from none other than jojo and JMR.

I am hesitant to even post the evidence in fear or the repercussions that may befall poor Harry, but I must.

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:12 am

^^^ See? That's the difference between me and the limp wristed here. I purchase thoughtful, useful gifts for my ladies. I think the toaster is especially nice. I almost opted for the four slicer.

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:42 am

Just Jane, my darling. I tried to get a Valentine's day poem together for you, however, I couldn't find a lad to outsource it to. I'm still working on it.

And for anyone who is wondering, yes, I am easy.

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:51 am

Harry Bawls wrote:

^^^ Thanks for the pic in your PM, but I have plenty of naked woman pics.

My apologies, I thought you might enjoy a look at the human kind dear.

According to my calcu-la-tionsssss...now might be a perfect time to have Harry re-do his will Chibuike.

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