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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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@ my buddy at the bottom of the last page

OK buddy will do Beer

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Dora, I rest my case.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Harry Bawls wrote:
How's that Dora?


Come back upstairs...NOW!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Ask Dora how my "bone" is doing.


I threw you a bone when I posted that Harry. I left it wide open for jokes. And that's all you did with it? You are losing your touch old man.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Dora, On my way.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My beloved Doc.

I had the most wonderful forest adventure with you today.

The first place you took me to just took my breath away.Image

I loved holding your big strong hand in mine.





BUT I decided we might have more fun if I chased you a while.

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Which you seemed to enjoy as we went along the trails deeper into the forest.Image





You led me to the most beautiful spot I had ever seen!
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You also lovingly found flowers for me in the forest.ImageImageImage

But when you went to pick them for me I said it was best to let them stay just as they were so everyone else could enjoy them in nature too.




Although I was bad, and wrote on a tree to show you how much you meant to me. I hope the tree will forgive me.

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It was one of the best days of my life and you are the best Valentine a girl could have.

I will always treasure our time together, forever. My sweet snookums....

I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. I have a permanent smile on my face Smile.




I made this painting just for you, so you would remember our wonderful time together too.

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Your loving and devoted Dramaqueen

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^You go girl! Very Happy

Looooooooove train! Confused

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Imagethere is nothing better than the smell of Corona after a couple of shot,s of a tall thin bottle of GALLIANO Black Sambuca Wink





Hay you can,t say that the lovely Pink Dragon might hear , yes yes yes no that,s right. it,s ok pinky Wink will know it was from him, and not us Thumbs up

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dear Dramaqueen,

I am so glad that our time together was so wonderful.

Maybe tomorrow we should go to Paris and walk around a bit, if that is okay with you?

Your loving,

Doc

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

New Rule: SKYHOOK: One account, one person. I don't know if you're actually different people or that's just in your head but please stop referring to yourself as plural.

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Dear Josey, (I have you off script Laughing )

Thank you for the poem, it really made me smile! I am worried about this James. Should I be afraid of him? Also, I got your other message about wanting me to be your Valentine, but it was from another email account. Why are you using two?

Ima xoxo


@Harry: I'm sure you would. No thanks. Laughing

@Ghost: Laughing If you can make it so it switches between the two equally, rather than Juan shoving Snerd out of the way, I'd use it as an avatar.

@Juan: Oh, my. The romantic time travel sounds so good, that I'm wishing this was real wooing. Embarassed Thank you, thank you. What a wonderful post. :sigh: XOXOX
Regarding the shirt picture: That's not me, silly. You're remembering having seen my picture before, huh? Of course, Harry posted it earlier in the thread from when he helped me cross the street. Did you like what you saw? Wink

@Sners: Embarassed Embarassed I like frisky Sners. A lot. YZYZYZ

I don't really have to choose just one Valentine, do I? Crying or Very sad I can't bear the thought of rejecting either of you.

edit: typo

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Harry: I know you tried your best to help me and for that, I am thankful. But it obviously didn't work. Thanks anyways. And thanks for this evening. I needed it.

@ Tsnerd: This is important!! I think I have determined who James really is!!

I was at my favorite fast-food place today. And this employee came up and started chatting with me. And while we were talking, he said something EXTREMELY interesting to me. I think it was a secret code. He said:

"Want fries with that?"

OMG!! I almost passed out with fear!! But I knew this could help you so much in your woo of the lovely Ima. So bravely, I took his picture before I left.

I present it for you now. Notice his name?


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I don't think I have to explain to you what this all means. I leave it all up to you now. I can do no more. Good luck.


@ jojo and Bluth: I will have my decision shortly. Threatening to leave Eater if I don't pick you just isn't fair. And I apologize for my totally crazy stunt with Harry this evening. All I can say in my defense is I was overwhelmed with having to pick a suitor. I lost my mind. Please forgive me. I am totally over him. Promise. I can be faithful.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ DoraTheExplorer

I think you might be on to some think , Notice his fixation with red,?? it,s the same color as Kate,s under wear Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't know.... I remember TS mentioning something about a McDonald's Franchise.


Yep, this place has TS written all over it.



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Jane my love, I am still trying to find a lad to write a poem for you. Unfortunately, lads are very unromantic. So, I am dedicating hours of lad's wasted time and the agony of multiple dollar chops to your eternal love.

Unless you are intrigued by multiple photoshopped pictures a lad submitted trying to prove he is NOT Mr. G0mer. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

May be this James has a twin twisted brother and this is his gay lord Wink


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

the breathtakingly wonderful Ima wrote:
The romantic time travel sounds so good, that I'm wishing this was real wooing.


And who, my lovely goddess, says it isn't? Has Snerd been putting silly ideas in your head to the effect that I'm not serious in my intentions? Pish posh. I'm ready to take you anywhen you want. Just say the word.

@Dora: that's obviously not me. I wouldn't be caught dead in McDonald's. I'm strictly an In-n-Out kind of guy.

@Harry: don't even start. In-n-Out is a cult burger franchise here in sunny California. Any cheap jokes will result in cultural warfare between the west and midwest and that would not be a good thing.

@Ima: Did I mention how much I adore you?

@Ghort: you da man! Love the last little push at the end! Thanks, bro.

@ Ima: Did I mention how much I adore you? Sorry if I repeat myself but I adore you.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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This has been the hardest thing I have ever had to do since joining Eater. Even killing a mesrahosting fake site was easier for me. (Ok, so you two goofs don't know how hard that was since you have never been to FB. But believe me, when that site died, Dutch and I had a party!)

I have spent the night re-reading this thread twice. And enjoying all the lovely and wonderful woo's from you both. The avvys, the lad song, the safari, the pictures, the dates...it was all without a doubt, the best woo'ing on the board! Except for Tsnerd, Juan, Doc, and Murry. They were pretty good too, I guess.

To Bluth: I will always cherish your woo's and the avvy you made me. You definitely made jojo step it up and bring his best. If I could have 2 Valentines, you would be one. But I had to pick, so this year, I am going to have to ask another. Thank you for all your wonderfulness. And that fake site died yesterday. The flag is yours: United Kingdom Please put it in your siggy as remembrance of the fun we had. I would really like that alot. You are a dear! Pretty Rose


So that leaves just one.

jojobean: You have proven yourself worthy of a proper Valentine this year. Your woo's were superb and you found out all the things I like. The drawings you made every day this week were divine and I have printed them out and have them next to my computer. They make me smile. And, with your permission, I will use the avvy you made me for a long time.

And you know, the safari for me was the tops! I just can't help myself. I am your safari groupie. You know my one true weakness!! (I am so sorry the fake site I dedicated to you hasn't died. Fricking host!)

So jojo, I have an important question to ask you:

jojo, will you Be Mine for Valentine's this year?


What can I say? You have my Image Please be kind with it.



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dora, I think you are clearly onto something...notice how <strike>Juan</strike> James is using Ghort! in an attempt to throw suspicion back towards me?

It saddens me to think that Ghort! has also fallen prey to evil alien technology.

Bah about the [two finger quote] time machine [/TFQ] ....anybody can do that. Rolling Eyes

I have almost made a critical break through with my own special project, namely folding the Continental United States (CONUS) into thirds - not only will this decrease travel time significantly (unless you live in Michigan, in which case you are pretty much screwed) but it will allow me to just step over all those other insignificant states that separate me from my one true love, the ever wonderful Ima.

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I like frisky Sners.


oh? Embarassed

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dear Doc,

I would love to go to Paris with you tomorrow.

I hope you will furnish the pics for everyone to enjoy from our trip.

I know you would love to show off our time together too.

You are so sweet!


Your devoted
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My Dearest Beloved,

I am sending you a HYIP url and the hosts email. They are a very responsive host. That will be your first pyramid. This will go in PM. You can send for it, nd the pyramid is yours.

I hope I can get my camera to work for our big trip to Paris tomorrow...

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dear Mrs. So and So,
I had to let you know,
That poem your wrote
On my heart it did note.

I don't have the words to say
All that I have felt today.
I am happy to stop the play.
I am going your way.

I will keep it simple
I love your dimple (s).
My words are tumbling down
No longer do you have reason to frown.

I found the way to go
With lyrics from Chicago.

Take me as I am
Put your hand in mine now and forever
Darling here I stand, stand before you now
Deep inside I always knew
It was you, you and me
Two hearts drawn together bound by destiny
It was you and you for me
Every road leads to your door
Every step I take forever more

Just say you’ll love me for the rest of your life (or through Saturday)
I gotta lot of love and I don’t want to let go
Will you still love me for the rest of my life?
cause I cant go on
No, I cant go on
I cant go on
If I’m on my own

Take me as I am
Put your heart in mine, stay with me forever
cause I am just a man who never understood
I never had a thing to prove
Till there was you
You and me
Then it all came clear so suddenly
How close to you that I wanna be


I am changing my avatar to match the genre of yours. If that ain't love... Wink


Ima, as I told you in PM, you have to make your own decision.

DQ, I can't do that either, you should know better.

Corona, of course you can have the tatoo removed... I know that magic marker comes off easily, and you'll have a line of <strike>people</strike> guys that will volunteer to help.

@Dora, I hope you didn't play your hand too quickly... Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Ghost. Me & the boy,s want to know were that place is, and do they have any more female staff, that know how to use ,that "pole", to the left of that nice young lamb, / sorry girl. Im shore under those loose cloth,s there is some nise figger,s , i only ask because " Pinky " Wink and lovely "Scented Corona" is not enough for the hole band Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I am dedicating hours of lad's wasted time and the agony of multiple dollar chops to your eternal love.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow, Dora. Way to cut down Bluth. You are one cold-hearted person.

@Skyhook, PLEASE learn to use the shift key. Also, why do you need to keep reposting pictures when mentioning them? Wait, no. Why bother asking.



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Its ok Red i know your up set the paraNoid stole ow idea of changing the word,s to popular song,s to woo the girl,s ,yes yes no yes they did it to him year,s ago stole his idea,s about ow makeup and outfit,s but the last straw was when "Gene Simmons " used red,s trade mark
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Kiss (also typeset as KISS) is an American rock band formed in New York City in December 1972. Easily identified by its members' trademark face paint and stage outfits, the group rose to prominence in the mid and late-1970s on the basis of their elaborate live performances, which featured fire breathing, blood spitting, smoking guitars, and pyrotechnics.
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A quick 'Hook History......
In the mid Seventies Skyhooks basically gave the Australian Music Industry the enema it had been needing. For too long many Australian bands spent hours copying their UK/USA cousins,Australian content in songs was far and few,and the biggest local selling album was by Daddy Cool which had sold an unheard of 50,000 lps.

Skyhooks were cheeky,brash,colourful,wore makeup (many years before Kiss were conceived),songwriter Greg Macainsh with a grab bag of amazing tunes-many sprinkled with Melbourne place names and Australian themes,put together the band that would change the musical history of our country. It lit the fuse that put Australian bands back on the front covers of newspapers and Australian music on the shelves of record shops.

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