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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:55 am |
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@grlnxtdr681, Yeah, jojo is that way. I, however was waiting for you to show up.
@Chi, I am on my way over. I will make you feel better. 
@Callum, bite me. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:59 am |
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Ima my goddess, you know I will do anything* to win your affection and persuade you to be my Valentine this year, so I took a bottle of the 1970 Ch. Mouton-Rothschild down to the wine shop and he traded me 196 bottles of white zinfandel. Your wish is my command, your command is my wish...
*(as long as it doesn't involve snerdian hats) |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
 x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: (  ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:00 am |
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No thanks Bawlzy. Just brushed and flossed. Though I wouldn't mind snogging the furious fuzzball next time he wanders in. |
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Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort  x29  x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:17 am |
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^^^ I just googled that.....you ain't right. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:21 am |
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@Harry - Just noting that I won the Mod pool....thank you; I've needed a riding mower for an awful long time.
@Juan - Yes. I'd prefer that you didn't wear Snerdian hats, either.
@Ima - :sigh: |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:25 am |
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Dear Josey,
I just checked and I don't know what happened. When I filled in the form the writing didn't stay on the lines, it's on my computer screen and it's hard for me to see to write to you again. Please tell me how to fill the form so that it sticks.
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From: “Jose Cuervo” [email protected]
To:Ima Baeder
Subject: Re:Re:Re: REPLY ME IMMEDIATLY!!
i need u to focus!!!!u reply my mail only excouses from u as why you do not fill the form.every of the deteil has been in place by me and all u most do is presizely as i instroct u but u do not do it.why do u put me thru all this troble for simple claim to my inheritence???//u acts like u are a small children of only 9 and do not get good sense to fill a form.pls do not any more delay on ur part.i did forget to mention that if these transactions not conclude befor two day next tomorrow all inheritence wiil be revert to CORROPT GOVNMENT OFFICIAL and no further claim be made for this ur valentine trunkboxs..do it now!
urs love
jose_cuervo |
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| @ JoCuervo I'm still waiting for that immediate reply... It's Monday, so I would expect my inbox to have some sort of explanation it from you. |
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From: “Jose Cuervo” [email protected]
To: thefife
Subject: Re:Re:Re: I CAN NOT LIE TO U!!
point of corection, ok i did infact reply you back immediately i return from my morth bedsid on hers dethsbed so i do not no why u most insist on all of these firvolos claims of me not return ur mail.i wish u to reply me with ur contact telphn numbr so we conclude this transaction without a furthr delayed. |
i dey james 2 oooooooooo |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:29 am |
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32 pages of lunacy. I love it.  |
 This is serious stuff, I hope you know.
@all - Ha ha, I get to have two Valentines if I want.
Huh, but I only need one. I only want one. Scarlett is my Valentine. My Valentine is Scarlett
@Scarlett -I am yours for as long as you will have me ♥
@Ima - I don't know what OBGYN insurance is and my name is NOT Dr. Magic. |
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:30 am |
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@Murry: Thank you for the poem. I agree, friendship it is. I appreciate your attempts to urge my suitors to up their wooing, but I think they're doing pretty well already.
@ParaNoid: a harem?  I don't think my request for multiple Valentines will ever be granted, nor do I think I could handle a harem of Eater men. 
@NN: Thank you for the mood music you've been sending me in PM. I'm quite upset that you outed our affair here on the thread though. 
@Snerd: You're so sweet. Thank you for sharing how much you thought of me today. I too have been thinking about hat wearing. I'm sorry about the glass doors, but I'm glad you like the new FB sticky; I made it just for you. :sigh: YZYZYZ (I'd kiss your boo boo from the doors but Juan sees everything here, parentheses or not.  )
@Juan: Merci beaucoup, mon amour. Tu fais attentions a que ce j'aime. (My French is soooo rusty ) XOXOXOX <---- note that these are italicized as well. 
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Dear Josey,
I haven't heard back from you. I guess that's ok as I've been contacted about another trunk box by "James" Soludo. I'll continue on with him. So long.
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:33 am |
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[seriously]
I just checked my valentineclaimsagent addy and there are two scam letters in there. This thread is the only place I've ever posted/used it.
ETA @ Ima, Is that all the slapping power you've got? Who was your mentor? You really need to have a sitdown with him. Shameful, that was. 
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:38 am |
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| ^^^ I just googled that.....you ain't right. |
Neither is he. The perfect match. |
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Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:44 am |
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Amendments to the Valentine thread rules:
Fighting about love is encouraged.
Skyhook is limited to two emoticons per post and may not type with his chin anymore.
Slightly's avatars must be squirrel themed.
Everyone may have two Valentines, provided one of them is Luckey. (This offer subject to approval by Luckey, wooing may not be reciprocated. Offer not valid in Australia.)
Any questions about the new rules must be hand written and submitted directly to the Trophy Room. |
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Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:48 am |
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Hi luckey. :sigh: ( I'm feeling greedy, I think it's the full moon.)
Two Valentines!!!
@Jose: That wasn't a slap. When I slap you, you'll know it. My baiting mentor was absolutely wonderful, by the way.
@Sners: YZYZYZY
@Juan: QRQRQR
Edit: Wait, one of the Valentines has to be luckey? Oh, he will be. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:56 am |
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@Ima :sigh: How am I supposed to respond to that, coherently? |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:03 am |
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Start by correcting the grammar. Then it should become clear. |
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Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:39 am |
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Grammar, schwammer.....this is the Valentine's Day Thread.
Have you no soul?? |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:57 am |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:00 am |
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@Proto419 - You'll thank TS one day 
However, I saw the picture you posted before and you are a very pretty lady... even when you are drunk and staring at a yellow cup. Jennifer Aniston ain't got anything on you
Hi Scarlett I'm thinking about you ♥
@Ima - Yes, PPO HMO OBGYN |
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:02 am |
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Everyone must have two Valentines? Oh dear me, I only have one. |
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= Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280 
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:04 am |
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I only want one. :sigh: |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:07 am |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:09 am |
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Corona, you told me you'd never seen NN's pictures. 
@Snerd: :sigh:
@Ghost: Dental? |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:15 am |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:31 am |
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Hi luckey. :sigh: ( I'm feeling greedy, I think it's the full moon.)
Two Valentines!!!
Edit: Wait, one of the Valentines has to be luckey? Oh, he will be. |
Ima dear, you are so gender confused. You left the s off of the above sentence!
@Corona
No, you haven't...
@ luckey, "just friends" is fine with me and Mrs. So and So |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:33 am |
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I have some that you never even new were taken of when we were all hanging out of "you", back before you became really "Nasty" and the drug,s hadn't affected your looks .
I would have used a 2 wink,s & a smiley to show i was only kidding, but im not aloud |
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before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
 Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie
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