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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:33 am

Gloria Robert is a very religious widow who has some trunk boxes that need moving. I'm helping her because I'm a kind sort of soul who feels it's the right thing to do.

But wait! What's this?

Gloria wrote:

I want to tell you that the lord has covered this box with his blood.

I want that trunk box washed, sterilized, and washed again before I even think about agreeing to accept delivery.

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jun 2006 Posts: 289

SHE HAS A BOX COVERED IN THE LORD'S BLOOD?

You are definately going to instruct her to send it to the Vatican right?

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:40 am

Can you ask for a sample? You'd like to sequence the DNA and check it against the secret government samples of the world to find his genetic match.

Or, sell it on ebay. Some idiot bought that slice of toast with his face for few a grand.