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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my ladies, is having trouble with her fridge, hallo I thought, here comes the warranty claim..

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For you it will seem ridiculous ain't she got that right but our old shabby refrigerator has broken down and now we have a problem to store meet and other food. Fortunately, it is rather cold and we can keep everything on the balcony. So tomorrow I will have to force some men from the service office to repair it.


It would seem that she doesn't have a problem,, WE have the problem. Still it's interesting that she will force the man to fix it. Visions of a shella dressed in leather, flogging a fridge mechanic. Come to mind. But it seems it's nearly sorted,

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i tried to find a good worker to make a refrigerator working, he will come tomorrow in the evening only, but i hope that he will do it

I expect he hopes he can do it as well, but who knows about the fridge. then this arrived.,

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fridge it not working still man say it cannot be fixed easly and a spare part is needed which is expencive for me to find money
what a shame so meet must sit on veranda more longer


hasn't happened yet, but guess who's going to be asked to pay to fix it. , correct.. Stay tuned to this channel.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well with a quick google coming up with temperatures in Russia varying from 0*c to -43*c depending on whereabouts in Russia you actually happen to be, it'd be better to keep your stuff on the balcony than in MY fridge, which doesn't reach 0*c EVER.

It's also gonna be 40*c + all week here in Melbourne, maybe remind "her" that it's gonna be so warm here you're more than a little worried your own fridge is gonna die, and with the weather being so hot, your food will die in minutes.

just a thought

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't be such a meanie. Purchase the love of your life a brand new fridge, maybe she could select a nice one from a webpage. Haggle over perhaps a better model for a week. Then arrange to ship it over to her. You maybe would need many details that she can provide so that you could fill in any gaurantee form and whatnots.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ooooo, big things like refrigerators get mis-shipped quite a bit! Do I smell a safari coming?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would almost guarantee a problem or two. Russia is so vast and Russian areas so confusing. A slight miss-print of address could easily be the next nearest city.

Even the smallest villages have a Lenin/Marx/Stalin square or three and every woman is a model, and as well as being a virgin, is always following a girlfriends advice and is using the net for the very first time.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This might help til you send it: Very Happy

http://www.fda.gov/opacom/lowlit/foodsfe.html

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks for the advise and the link to the food poisoning. Rolling Eyes

I'm dragging it out a bit, [as one does] and haven't had a reply yet on the fridge adventure. I was thinking about locating a spare part for her.
The trouble is model , part numbers can be very confussing, and do take considerable time to sort out..

The trouble with this one, is she suggests things, We had the , "I will send you a nice letter, with a wonderful phote, if you send me your address" So I sent a box number address, and haven't heard further.

Then it wanted me to do a medicial exam, and I got quite excited over that little prospect, again nothing happened, now it's the workings of her bloody fridge.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well as predicted "our" fridge is "rooted" This arrived today.

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As for fridge, i think i will need to buy a new one, horribly, i don;t

have that sort of money now, i am upset.

My honey, I am sorry for the depressing letter. I was not going

to tell you about my shock but I really need someone to discuss it

with, at least once. And you are certainly the person I feel like

telling about it. It all upsets me so much that I want to jump in your

arms and forget about all the evil things happening on the earth!


I'm not sure what the drama is, Perhaps she caught her Pussy in the fridge door. But not to worry, our hero replied with loving attention.

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Hallo my little Tatyana,,

I am also depressed that you are depressed, But tell me is your problem, is it your rooted fridge, or has something else happened in your life to make you so depressed. You say that your fridge has conked out, and that you are unable to afford another one, perhaps I can help you in some way. unfortunately you are such a long way, away. And it won't be possible for me to ship a replacement to your part of the world. But if it's simply a part that has died, then if you could tell me the problem , I might be able to find a replacement part for you. somewhere in wonderland

But then you tell me, that you have suffered a big shock she's found she's broke, pregnant, jobless and worthless, not a surprise Surly your not worried about an old busted fridge, So what else is it it's a fair bet her granny's died again, Poor cow, that twice this month You must tell me Tatyana, How can I help if you don't tell me. one of her Tits might have fellan off in the cold So you just compose yourself my love and tell Gordon what the problem is, and I will go all out to try and help you. NOT


How goods that, she upset, and so she should be.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It would seen OUR fridge is about to be updated.

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As for fridge, I have to buy a new one, there is no sense to repair as far as I understand, I don't know what to do with it really!!!


Will I tell her they make good feed bin's for horse feed. perhaps not But all is not lost.

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And how can I ask for your help?


Exactly, good thinking, Wink and all those reading this that thought I would get a cash request.. wrong. Crying or Very sad
But she still loves me, pity I don't reciprocate
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Frankly speaking, the best help for me would if we could be together now and i could come to you and spend some time with you, i so much want to see you in person!


You and three others, all coming in the same week. Anyone got a link for some cheap Viagra

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To my girlfriend 30 years yesterday were executed, and was very cheerful.sounds like a dead party
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