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 Rev. Dang0te's holiday wish list

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ChainYanker
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

So Reverend Dang0te Smith wants me to donate 6 mil to his poor, benighted orphanage. He has quite the list of needed items here:

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So these are the itemized list of everything we needed and I think that everything will cost about $6,000,000.00 us dollars plus.

And in regard to that little girl with cancer she is feeling fine and better now and I thank you so much for your anticipation cooperation in other to help us.

MATERIALS NEEDED

Cement
Wooden doors
Bunk beds
Mattresses, Pillows, Bed sheets and Pillow cases
Bathroom tiles
Electrical materials
Kitchen appliances
Dining tables and Chairs
Wardrobes
Curtains
Aluminum windows
Paints
Refrigerators
Freezers
Iron rods
Wood
Sharp sand
Roofing sheets
Ceiling boards
Nails
Gravel
Floor tiles

REQUIREMENT FOR DORMITORIES

Metal Beds (Single)
Mattresses
Dinning Chairs
Dinning Tables
Generator (30 – 50KVA)
Ambulances
Wardrobes (6ft X 4ft)

BUILDING PROJECTS
Requirements

20 Acres of Land
Sand-Filling
Bags of Cement
Ceiling Sheets
Roofing Sheets
Building Blocks
Plumbing Material
Electrical Material
Floor Tiles
Bathroom Tiles
Wall Paints
Trucks

EDUCATION

LIST OF PROVISION REQUIRED

Nappies (Towel or Pampers)
Hair Cream
Body Cream
Air-fresheners
Medicated Soaps
Powder
Toothpastes/Tooth brushes
Towels
Medical Drugs
Pants / Bra / Boxers Short
Bed sheets / Pillow Case
Rubber Slippers (Large/Medium)
SMA Gold / SMA Progress
Powdered Milk/Liquid Milk
Sugar
Milo / Bournvita
Cerelac / Nutrend
Toiletries / Toilet Rolls / Toilet Soaps
Corn Flakes / Custard
Golden Morn / Quaker Oats
Disinfectants
Soaps/Sanitary Towels

SCHOOL NEEDS

School Shoes
School Bags
Educational Items
Black Shoes for Boys & Girls (various sizes)
Reading books, Pen, Pencil and writing exercise books e.t.c.
School Bus
Staff Bus
Swimming pool
Hospital
Playing Ground
Recreation Center

LIBRARY

Shelves
Chairs
Reading Table
Computers
Electronics
Inspirational Books

FOOD STUFF

Rice, Beans, Garri, Yam Flour (Amala) Semolina, yams, Eggs, Plantain, Spaghetti,
Yams Cooking oil (vegetable oil and Red oil), Indomie Noodles Curry/Thyme,
Seasonings, Cooking Salt,
Tin Tomatoes
Chicken
Meat
Fish

KITCHEN UTENSILS

Stove and Gas cooker (big size)
Plastic Plates / Cups / Spoons / Knives
Cooking Pots / Frying Pans / Large Spoons & Charcoal

DRUGS

Anti-biotic
Blood Tonic/Capsule
Paracetamol
Multi-vitamins

Just curious- how much is he overcharging me? Or is he?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Offer to ship the lot to him using P4rc3l D1r3ct Smile

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Need to know what number off, of each item, one by one.

Has he taken shipping, export duty, custom clearance in to account, have the forms been completed, for each item on the list.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Chicken

Contact Gomer Pyle, he has a supplier with ready cooked chickens to go.

I'm still trying to safari this little sod, I've offered him a van and hope to get him to [email protected]@ (The S1mba site) in the new year. So if you happen to have a location in mind not too far away where you have the sort of stuff he is looking for in a warehouse, could you try to interest him in coming to collect it?
Getting him off his lazy rear end is proving difficult so any help in getting him along would be gratefully received.

If you don't fancy that idea you'll need a priced up list so you can claim the tax back on your donation. (certain items on the list have differing tax rates so you have to file an itemised claim.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ChainYanker wrote:
Just curious- how much is he overcharging me? Or is he?


Only way you can know that for sure is to get a proper detailed, itemised and priced up list.

oops...beaten to it by Fo'andles.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's finally come through with the pricing:

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Wooden doors- $84.00 per each
Bunk beds- $46.00 per each
Mattresses- $58.00 per each
Pillows- $6.60 per each
Bed sheets- $12.05 cent per each
Pillow cases - $5.00 per each
Wardrobes- $150.00 per each
Curtains- $12.5 per each
Aluminums windows- $37.5 per each
Paints- $37.05 cent per each
Refrigerators- $500.00 per each
Freezers- $666.06 cent per each
Iron rods-$3,750.00 per ton
Wood- $3.00 per each
Sharp sand- $125.00 per Truck
Roofing sheets-$12.05 cent per each
Ceiling boards- $5.00 per each
Nails- per bag-$20.83 cent
Gravel- per tipper-$150.00
Floor tiles- -$12.5 per pack
Dinning Chairs- $583.03 cents
Dinning Tables- $291.06 cents
Generator (30 – 50KVA)- $41,666.06 per each
Ambulances- $58,333.03 per each
Wardrobes (6ft X 4ft)-$333.03 per each
20 Acres of Land-$666,666.66
Sand-Filling-$50.00 per each
Bags of Cement-$17.00 per each
Building Blocks-$1.66 cents per each
Trucks- $116,666.06 cents per each
Computers-$1,000.00 per each
School Bus-$83,333.33 cents per each
Staff Bus-$66,666.60 per each


I think I'm going to hold a charity dinner for him, which will of course require a photo. Sound like a good plan?

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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali

"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack

"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith

"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think he should look around for the best prices on all items, and forward the lists for you to compare, as well as set up a fund raising event. He doesn't appear serious. If he can't do that, you could threaten to buy the items yourself.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
20 Acres of Land-$666,666.66


Quote:
Staff Bus-$66,666.60 per each


They are guaranteed to be accursed, no question!

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

PsycheDelia_Smith wrote:
I think he should look around for the best prices on all items.


Your company policy required him to get three written quotes with letterheads from three suppliers (and one of these supplier has to be from another country).
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You could put the items out to tender, competition rules in the UK require these, and I bet they do in your Country as well. I know of many a baiter at this site who runs a company that supplies just what the good Reverend is after and they'd be only too pleased to supply the goods.
All that Smithy boi needs do is fill out a little bit of paperwork for each item.

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Pith Helmet Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
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Pith Helmet Halil, Cotonou to Accra
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Are you sure you can proceed without detailed plans from an engineer?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's getting a very good price on his sand and aggregate. I'm putting in foundations for a new stable block next month so can you ask him for the name of his supplier Smile

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so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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Safari Bola - Accra - Cotonou Safari Alex - Accra - Abidjan Safari Austin - Accra - Abidjan
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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 12:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Why?
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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 12:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Nik Nebber,

(A) Necro
(B) What exactly were you asking about?

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"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
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