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 Today, January 21st, is "Squirrel Appreciation Day"

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Diana Prince
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wait! Wait!

I thought it would have taken a little more than that for me to be added to Slightly’s list.

I mean, um . . . other than for not having mentioned Slightly’s name . . . um . . . on a list of baiters whom I would especially like to meet . . . um . . . at a time when Slightly and Mrs. Slightly were obviously in seclusion because of the birth of the Slightliest Angel, so . . . um . . . of course it wouldn’t have been practical to meet the Slightlys at an imaginary Eater Convention . . . and so I had of course omitted Slightly’s name . . . um . . . only out of the greatest consideration for their family situation, and not for any lack of respect.

I think I deserve a second chance to earn Slightly’s contempt fair and square, and not just because jojobean is a tattle-tale.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He hates you because you like me, no other reason. He did appreciate the squirrel thread though.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry Diana.

It's not the fact that you neglected to mention that you wanted to meet me.
It's that you wanted to meet Jojo. Why not just put "I want to meet Mugatu" on there as well and really rub it in?

Anyone who doesn't hate Jojo with a passion is on the list. And let's take a closer look at your quote:

Quote:
jojobean, because yours was the first siggy/caption to make me laugh so hard that five cats scattered into the corners of my room


See? That's almost saying "Marry me, Jojo". It's disgusting.
Now if you'd written something like...

Quote:
I'd like to meet Jojo so that I can cave his head in with a brick


... you wouldn't be on the list. In fact you'd have your name sitting proudly on the other list. The "People I like" list. Right in the middle between the other two people I don't hate.

You're gonna have to work hard to get off the list, Diana. It won't be easy. You're going to have to prove yourself by hating on Jojo properly. It's going to take minutes of practice but there are techniques that can help: Try reading his posts. It normally works for me.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

SOOI, I am still out to get you. Count on it!


Does that keep me on the list?

I am out to get Jojo also so no worries there.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ook. You are somewhere near the middle of the list.
Only the fact that you hate Jojo keeps you from claiming a spot amongst the people at the top of it.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That does it, I'm sick of reading the pathetic whinings of a sad loser

"Nobody likes me, I've only got two friends on my list. I hate Jojo, etc"

Snivelling whining little git.

It's not that no-one likes you, it's just that everyone else is just so much better

Ive put you out of your misery, pathetic little furball that you are


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Irish. If you fired a gun as big as that, you'd break your girly wrists.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What am I supposed to do? Naturally I hate jojo. Always have. Always will. I really don't like you either Slightly. Your posts make me envision the nerdy kid in the corner at school who begs for attention.Image So you see, I have a real problem. Who am I supposed to hate more? I would hate you both equally, but it's hard for me to think I actually hate someone as much as I hate jojo.


Love,
Harry


Let's get this thing figured out before A SKYHOOK comes along and kills another perfectly good PWT. I hate him too.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Harry you make me laugh so hard Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Following the initial attacks, and before the decision to trap the squirrels was
made, park rangers increased patrols in the park, Muela said. He said they
talked to more than 100 people, many of whom were observed feeding squirrels,
and warned them against doing so.

The attacks continued, however, and so the traps were brought in. Right now they
are not armed but once they are, the cylindrical wire cages will act like
mousetraps, crushing the squirrels once they're tripped.


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http://www.mv-voice.com/story.php?story_id=2181
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ the next thing some lady will start screaming the squirrel took my baby you mark my words a similar thing happen over here in oz Laughing Wink

@Harry Bawls i read what you said Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad and i am sad & in great pain by the back stabing but now i know were i stand amongst the rest of you Post Whore ss Wink Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Harry doesn't hate you Skyhook.

He wants to be you.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ That coming from someone whos only goal in life is finding the cause of dingleberries in jojo's butt crack.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That goal was reached long ago.
It had a one word answer - "Prof"

I have now moved onto further areas of research. My latest quest is to find out if unheteroes dream in colour. Well? Do you Harry?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i had some retardent if thats what you mean slighly my boys used it on the fire walls of the engine bays of there race cars i can find some in the shed and send it to you to do your research

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

As a general rule I'm too hammered to remember my dreams. I have 2 dreams the occur over and over again that I can remember. The first one is me making hot monkey love with jojo, the other one has Reaper in the leading role. Even a messed up squirrel like you does not want to know what that one is about.

As far as I can recall, yes, they are both in color. I hope this helps your research.

Your friend,
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Harry Bawls wrote:

Your friend



You were doing so well until you got to that line.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

my grandfather used to call squirrels 'tree rats'. not really important, carry on.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 4:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am sooo sorry for you all. we don't have squirells here. A bit of a gopher problem though......

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Slightlyoutofit wrote:
Harry Bawls wrote:

Your friend



You delusional little rodent. Do not think for one second I actually meant that.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You forgot the word "loving" in between "Your" and "friend".

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Loving is a word I reserve for my mountainous pile of man love, jojo.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

HarryBawls please be careful look at those childbearing hips on jojo you know what happened last time you played around ???? and you ended up with a love child ????what did you call him ??? ow thats right Hellboy if i was quick enough id post the baby photos but i can only find the ones of him all grow up there has to be some some were Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Laughing Laughing Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

i put some words together for you MR slightly Wink
On the farm, Ev'ry Friday
On the farm, It's squirrel pie day
So ev'ry Friday, that ever comes along
I get up early,And sing this little song...

Refrain 1
Run,squirrel , run,squirrel , run, run, run
Run,squirrel , run,squirrel , run, run, run
Bang, bang, bang, bang! goes the irishs gun
Run,squirrel , run, squirrel, run, run, run

refrain 2
Run,slightly , run,slightly , run, run, run
Don't give the irish his fun, fun,fun
He'll get by without his squirrel pie
So run,slightly , run,slightly , run, run, run

Verse 2
On the farm,No poor squirrels
Comes to harm, Because I grab it
They jump and frolic, Whenever I go by
They know I help 'em, To dodge the squirrel pie!
Wink

i made it small so the squirrels can read it Laughing

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Twisted Evil Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now be nice to the Squirrel or THIS may happen

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