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Sleepless
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Joined: 20 Jul 2006
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Location: In my lad's head
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I never published any of my completed baits so I thought I'd share my favorite tale of love, lies, and money that really culminated in Lagos. It is just a straight bait but with a few unexpected twists.
This is from the first time that Z4k3 entered my world. I don't remember if I got him from surplus or if he sent something to my personal email account, as some foolish lads sometimes will do. No matter. I needed a promising lad in a hurry, and he was mine from then on. Things didn't quite turned out the way I planned for this go around, though in retrospect, it was fun, and I still chuckle over the volume of emails this silly lad sent to Lisa (ones here are just the highlights). And all this happened cos SIeepless was about to go on vacation somewhere very special.... Nija!!!
The cast:
Z4k3 4d4ms - my Lagos pet, the banker, wanna be husband, and Baron de Vall lover
Lis4 Bl00m - a 20-something, slightly neurotic New York state housewife with a problem or two.
ChrIst0pher Im0h - lad's London banker alter ego (or just someone for Lisa to mostly ignore throughout the bait)
July 1, 2008 (after the usual plesantries, Z4k3 goes off script very quickly...)
Dear Lis4 Bl00m.
First i must say that we are too of a kind is just that my own wife died few years ago.As a matter of fact i have two children,a boy and a girl,the boy is the senior of the two.By GOD;s grace we will come to be together after this transaction if you wish.I will want to have your pic and also, how old are you?Am fifty one years old. Coming to our business proper,this money rightly belongs to our late customer Mr Andreas Schranner.He was a German property magnate.,a sixty four year old man.He died along with his wife,daughter, two grand children, and his son inlaw.
Since you are in with me,i will be going to get the fund approval from the Ministry Of Justice here in Lome in your favour.All necessary legal documents will be provided by me.With this documents you will be able to come up for the claim.Be rest assured that we are together henceforth.Apply wisdom towards your husband manners and for your own safety,do keep this secret/private to your self alone least he comes to know about me and you.Your safety is my paramount desire.
Sincerely Yours,
Z4k3 4d4ms.
Jul 2, 2008 (lover boi wastes no time in proposing marriage to already married Lisa )
Am very happy to hear from you.Like i said i will see to it that all necessary documents will be provided.I have already consulted the chief register officer of the Ministry of Justice and he has assured me of getting the fund approval from the Ministry of Justice here in Lome Togo.To your question,Lome Togo is situated in West Africa.The moment the fund approval is out i will forward it to you before you can contact the bank where the fund is been lodged.The fund approval will be bearing your name so you need not worry if you are a German or not.I hope you won;t get angry at the question i want to ask,will you like to be my wife after this transaction?Because i can see from your tone that you are a beautiful woman.You can come to Africa to live with me after the transfer.Once again i thank you for your compliments about my person
Your Faithfully
Z4k3 Adams.
July 4, 2008 (which of course already married Lisa accepts with no hesitation...)
Oh my dearest dearest husband to be, I didn't think I would be able to write you this weekend at all....my now husband took us out on the yacht with lots of friends. We are on Lake Ontario, but it is a little chilly. He ran out of supplies and I volunteered to drive down to town to see if anything was open. He didn't mind. On the way there I spied this little truck stop and it is open and it has internet. On 4th of July imagine that! I will type quickly.
Thousand times yes, I would love to be your wife and come to Togo with you or anywhere you wish. I need to get away from my husband, he will kill me in the end I am sure. He will never allow a divorce, he stands millions to lose because we live in community property state, and he will never allow me to have the house or the business, he tells me that time and time again and that is a reason he wont divorce me. but if I am safely out of the country...(blah, blah, blah...)
July 9, 2008 (what a picture of redhead will a full rack can do to a lad. Yup, you all know the drill. Unhappy wife. Filthy rich but abusive husband....but this tool still wants a payday..albeit a very little one...)
My Beloved Lis4 Bl00m.
Whaaaaooo as a matter of fact you look very gorgeous and i like your boobs they are very inviting .Lisa to be precise you are beautiful and i like your built it is solid i wish you are here for me to touch and feel your warm body for i can see from your pic that you are what i want in a woman.Anyway am going to get one of my own pic to you for your perusal.You did mention aunt Mildreds who is she?i want to know.Again my love i really need your financial help to enable Mr Christopher to give us the necessary assistant he promised me.Someone has promised to raise me usd$800 tomorrow so please do get the balance and send to Mr Christopher for immediate processing of the transfer of the fund to your nominated account. Looking at your pic makes me want to touch and feel you.I love you sincerely from my heart.
Yours Faithfully
Z4k3 4d4ms
July 10, 2008 ( After much words, Lisa unveils her evil plan. Clean up husband's safe and run away to her lover....say she saw it on a TV show... Snapped...Never said she'd kill my husband, but some woman killed hers. No matter. Lad is on board and lowers his WU demands to 600 now).
My Dearest Lis4 Bl00m.
I think you have a very good point but how long will it take you to get yourself prepared with all your arrangements?I won,t want any harm to happen to you considering all you told me about your mean husband.All the same before you make any move i will like you let me negotiate and see the part of europe or asia that will be safe for you to come with such amount of money.About Mr Christopher Im0h,he has already started working on the transfer of the fund and this is the only time we have now to move this money to any country of our choice and with this new developement from you,then it will be good we meet in the country where this fund will be transfered to.I have sent him usd$1200 this morning remaining a balance of usd$600 please do endeavour to send him this balance and forward the payment information to him through his email address [email protected] if you wish to come to the country where the fund is presently lodged,i can ask Mr Christopher to help us out since he is the Foriegn remittance Director and also a citizen of the country he has already promised to give us every assistant we are going to need.Please i beg you my sweetest love don;t kill your husband let his wicked blood be upon his head and not yours.Am not jealous of aunt Mildred i only want to know who she is.Am very busy now but i will try to scan and send you my pic you need not worry for you will love me more when you see my pic.
Yours In Love
Z4k3 4d4ms.
Jul 16, 2008 (He sends one crappy and unimpressive picture. With Sleepy's upcoming vacation, Lisa calls Z4k3 to add credibility to the story with a very short time line...and he is obviously not starving over there )
Dearest Lisa.
it was very nice hearing your voice it sounds sweet and i hope it will be more when you will be by my side to speak sweet words to me.I had a good evening with Mr Christopher before retiring to my hotel room.We ate white rice with chicken stew and salad.i also had a bottle of baron de vall. It is good red wine.I have come to Nigeria to negotiate properly on how the fund will be moved or if it can be possible we get it in raw cash/dollar.Mr Christopher, will be having a meeting with the board of directors of Union Bank where the fund is presently lodged and has promised to update you.I will be waiting to hear the out come of his meeting with the board before i take decision on what we are to agree on.He did notify me of his mail to you but i think it is better we wait for the out come of the meeting with the Bank Executives before we decide. Lisa my dear,i look forward to meeting you soonest.I love you from my heart.The kids send their regard.
Love Z4k3
July 19, 2008 (as time goes on, the amount he wants keeps going down, but WU pleas persist. Enough already! Lisa decides to lay down the law and get the lad back on her script)
Hi my love,
I read your email this morning on the phone and since we keep writing about this pitiful 350 dollars that I could spend in less than 2 minutes, I thought it'be nice to put the whole stupid business to rest. I did check out the Western Union, yes, we have one you are right, even though the one I found was in a rather seedy part of town.
The whole experience left me somewhat dumbfounded, so let me ask you that question: have you ever used Western Union yourself my darling Z4k3? In the states, I mean? Well, to begin with they give you a form to fill out. No, they will not accept it without a complete address of the receipient which I do not have. Why, there could be 100's of Christopher Im0h's in Nigeria and they don't know if the money would get to right one. They want physical address, postal, and phone number. Then...they will not send the money without taking a copy of your id - be it passport of drivers license - which they insist they keep on file!!!! So you can not send the money as "Mrs Jones to Mr Smith". You have to give them all the information about you when you send. Oh yeah, and the best part is...they want a question and answer. The question is up to 4 words and the answer must be 1. After hearing all this, I came up with a splendid question I could ask: "Come arrest me where?" and the answer could be :"Lagos".
Z4k3, what the hell are you thinking? I am just days away from getting my passport, a small share of what is owed to me for the years that I spent with that bastard that I call my husband, and I am about leave for England, and you want me to leave a trail of paper that would lead me directly to you? Or worse yet Mr Im0h? Would you like to see the FBI or the american embassy show up on your doorstep? Or worse yet his? Are you willing to jeopardize my freedom and yours for a measly 350 fucking worthless dollars? Or should I perhaps just stop by the police station here and the state FBI office and write down exactly where I am going to save them time when my husband reports me missing and the money gone? Should I show them the money I will take from the safe you think? Or they can be sure that I have it and I just save the taxpayer money and go to jail, as you obviously must want me to!
Well, I tell you, I don't know what to think! I am still fuming over the whole thing, and I was so mad that I stopped at a bar and had a chocolate martini to calm down at 1 o'clock int he afternoon! And I hate liquor!!!!!!!!!!!!
That said... if it's that important that the 350 bucks comes to you quickly, send someone over to Buffalo and we can meet at the mall and I will just give him the fricking money, or just let me put it cash in a post office envelope and mail it to them by mail! At least those two ways are untraceable. I know of no others.
Your very mad wife,
Lisa
July 19 2008 (the apology she excepted...and received...)
Dearest Lisa
I can see how mad you are at me but know it that i cannot decide to bother you over a pitiful 350 dollars according to you if i have it at that moment.Be it as it is,i was able to convince Mr Christopher to go on and assist with a promise of some goodies when you arrive.I will not fail to let you know that you have really spoken to me in a bad manner a lucrative and worthy opportunity that i brought involving such a huge amount you are calling a stupid business am absolutely worried by your uttrances to my person.Coming to your expirence with the western union all it requires is for you to explain to me for i don;t live in America just as you have rightly done in you mail but not without talking to me as if i will want to see you get caught knowing very well that you are my wife to be.Since sending money will attract attention,i will advice you forget the western union issue let me see what i can do, already Christohper has agreed to give us all necessary assistant till the transfer is achieved.Am very sorry for the troubles you went through in the western union place.Now that i have known how risky it is for you because of our marriage plans,i will advice you be very careful and watch your steps before your husband gets to know your plans.Remember i don;t want you to go to jail.Please don;t leave a trail when coming for our comfort and sweet marriage.Please my dearest love don;t fume anylonger and don;t touch alcohol/liquor.I won;t like to see you angry you calm down for am your love and your husband to be soon.Am in sorry because of your present state of mind please my love calm down for my heart is already with you.
Love
Z4k3
July 21 2008 (Z4k3 isn't beyond getting involved in a little crime....and who knew he was so expert at handling money)
Dearest,Lisa
Am so happy to hear this,meaning we are going to be together in a few days time.Since you are very sure of the amount of money in the vault i will advice you take as much as you can if possible,take everything you see in there.Again you have to bear in mind that there will be some question about the huge amount you will be carry with you from maybe the immigrations or airport officials you have to claim to be going to London for shopping or buying goods for sale.The same question can also occure in London you need not tell anyone where you are going or taking the money to don;t tell anyone that you are coming to meet someone in Africa.I will arrange for a senior official who will be coming to meet you in London the moment you arrived you are to hand over all the money so that he can assist in lodging it into the air craft for easy passage of the money when you will be coming to meet me in my country.For more safety,you need not put the whole amount in one bag you are to share it into four parts and know how you packaged it very well to conceal it from the notice of the airways officials. I have been informed by Mr Christopher that the paying bank will contact you today with the terms of payment.You are to get back to me immediately you they reached you.I will be waiting,my internet is open till i hear from you.We are to go ahead in earnest with the new paying Bank.I have bought a Nigerian roamed telephone line that you can use to reach me any where in the World it will be activited later today i will be forwarding the number to you the moment i recieve the usage permission from the firm i bought it from. I love you Lisa and will remain to do so always.
Love
Z4k3
July 21, 2008 (All is well, Lisa grabs the loot and goes silent)
Hello love,
I am now in New York. I haven't time, the plane is leaving shortly. I grabbed all I could get, thousands.
I will email your or call from London.
Much love,
Lisa
July 23, 2008 (Yeah I bet he is worried about her...cash)
MY DEAREST LISA.
WHERE ARE YOU MY SWEET ANGEL?AM ABSOLUTELY WORRIED ABOUT YOUR PRESENT CONDITION I HOPE ALL IS WELL.PLEASE LOVE CALL ME AM WAITING.THIS IS MY NEW ROAMED TELEPHONE NUMBER 234-80x-xxx-xxxx.
WORRIED LOVER
Z4k3
July 23, 2008 (Poor, poor Lisa. Let this be a lesson to Z4k3 as to why American women should never be allowed to roam Europe alone. Period.)
Hi love,
Where to start! I had a nice and uneventful trip, no problem leaving New York. I was seated next to a nice lady called Mrs. Manchester and upon learning that I knew no one in London, she offered me a place to stay. When we landed, she took me in a cab to her apartment, and I had this horrible feeling we were being followed. They drive on the wrong side of the street in England, imagine that...I could never drive there.
So anyway, Tuesday mid-day some strange men arrived asking her all sorts of questions about me, as I gave her address on my landing card. I don't know if they are police or detectives or what, but she helped me to slip away back to the airport. At the airport I inquired about flights to Nigeria, and they told me that I could not sell a flight
without a visa, and I have to obtain that at the embassy.
I flew to Paris from London since you sent me no contact and no safe to stay here for me, and just came back from Nigeria embassy. They were not symapathetic to me at all. They said I have to go to this website to fill out an application http://www.nigeriaembassyusa.org/immigration.shtml and the person who invites me has to send me a letter and then I can go home to Buffalo and wait for their embassy in Washington to send me a visa! How ridiculous is that. You know perfectly well that I can't go home for reasons obvious. About 95 thousand of reasons to be exact that are safe with me. I don't understand why your country has to be so mean to people? I mentioned that I knew an important banker in Lagos, Mr. Im0h, but that did not seem to matter. What is wrong with your people????
I did receive a letter from your bank, but forgive me for being in transit so much, no time to write. Please yell them I am on the way, ok? Since they gave me so many location choices, I took them to AirFrance desk here at the airport and asked which country needs visa! The AirFrance people said that all of them do, but Togo and Accra are easiest to get, and take maybe day or two at most. So I could have my visa by Friday, and then catch a flight to Togo or Accra. Love, tell me which one is better? I don't want to stay in Paris, for I am fearing of the men who showed up, they could be following me, and it maybe only a matter of time before they find the airline I took. I am staying in a small hotel that did not bother asking for my papers and took cash, so at least I feel that much safe for now.
Please Z4k3, for sake of our love, do tell me Accra or Togo or come to Paris, and you must promise that you will meet meat the airport in person and make me safe. I will try to check email this evening. I haven't coins to call you and I am not sure how to get a calling card here. I must go and get some sleep now, too tired from the last three days...
Lisa
July 23, 2008 (Maybe Z4k3 is starting to believe that this hellcat may actually come to Africa after all... For some strange reason he mentions Lome, though his IP are persistent to Nigeria & UK. I am sure the UK ISP is really a Nigerian cafe, I had UK IP from one of cafe's in eastern Nija).
Dearest Lisa.
Am happy to hear from you after waiting for so long.I don;t understand why you should behave like this.I asked you to reach me immediately you get to London but you went ahead to do what you think best and it is not helping matters at all i never asked you to come to Lagos but to let me know when you want to leave and when you get to London that you are there and that i will send someone to welcome you but you arrived without calling or mailing all this days you kept me in suspence.All the same i will advice you take air france to Lome Togo it will be easier than any other place but try to get me informed before leaving Paris for Lome Togo.Don;t put fear into youself for no one is following you except you give yourself up.You should not behave as someone who is running away and there is no way anyone can tell who you are just from meer looking or seeing you since you are no longer in America am beginning to get worried because you are not following my instructions.Since the bank in question has contacted you,it is very important you reply them immediately at least to make them understand you are the beneficiary to the fund.Please don;t go to Accra i will be cwaiting to recieve you in Lome Togo but keep me informed of when you about to leave Paris so that i can be available to welcome you in person or send someone to bring you to me if am too busy in the office.You need not be telling anyone that you are going to see Mr Im0h or anybody in Nigeria.It is also important you get a cell telephone for easy communication.Call me on this new roamed telephone line 234-80x-xxx-xxxx.You can reach me any where in the world with this number.It will be safer and more convinent for us to communicate on phone than mail at this point in time.Ask the hotel management where you are staying if they can help you get a cell phone at least for your convinency.Darling am very worried and need to be with you.Call me to night or better still you can use the hotel telephone number to call me now am waiting to hear your voice.
Love
Worried Z4k3
July 24, 2008 (On a verge of a safari? Sure looked like that at the time...Simba was sending out emails to Z4k3 from me while I was over the Atlantic...I think we might've missed one or two in a shuffle...).
Dearest Lisa
You need not go to any embassy this two countries are visa free for they are tourist countries.Just go to the airport get your ticket and you will be stamped at the point of entry from Paris to accra or Lome Togo.You better do that today and send me your flight schedule so that i can be ready to welcome you on your arrival i don;t want you to go through any other rigors in reaching me.You need not stay in Paris for any reason.just get ready and start coming to meet me baby am missing you so much and cannot continue waiting for too long.Please do get me informed before leaving Paris.Try to call me on my telephone line i need to here your voice.
Z4k3
July 25, 2008
Deareast Lisa,
Am all ready to welcome you.You need not worry but do keep me informed of every move you make to enable me be in the airport before your arrival.I need to have your flight schedule to avoid mistakes.All the same, i work on saturdays but i can always be with you the moment you are here.i will want to precisely know where exactly you will be arriving because both countries have common boundary.No matter what i will be available for you just let me know what you are doing and also tell me if you have reached the paying bank.Pleaase do take care of yourself i don;t want to hear that you are not happy or stressed for any reason.Darling do call me it is important you call me because it is more convinent.When you get here you will have enough sleep so you need not disturb yourself for am all yours.Am waiting for your call.
Love
Z4k3
July 26, 2008
Dearest Lisa
It baffles me that you cannot call me from paris or where ever you are why?I really need to be sure of what am doing and whom am dealing with.You promise coming to be with me but till this moment i can;t even understand you any longer because you cannot be coming to meet me when you can;t put me through.I need to know your flight number/the name of the airline that will be bringing you to Ghana or Lome Togo.You mentioned going to Ghana or Togo embassy.Where do i wait to recieve you?Is it in Ghana or Lome Togo? This informations are highly needed from you to avoid mistakes.
July 28, 2008 (Lisa arrives in Lome, Togo, and does not like it at all)
Dear Z4k3,
How could you be so cruel and not get me at the airport? Don't you care about me at all?
This place is so scary and full of strange people. I don't even know what language they speak half of the time!
Everyone keeps staring and me, and some children keep trying to touch my long hair. Some man wearing robes kept asking me to be his wife all the way on the trip. I had to ask a flight attendant to tell him to leave me alone!
I have never been so afraid in my life! He tried to talk to me after we landed. I thought of going to a hotel, but I am sure he'd follow me. I keep looking for you, hoping you are here somewhere.
I hope you are not in your comfortable office in Lagos while I am going through hell, that would make me mad and sad, for that would mean you don't really love me. Thankfully, there were also some French and English tourists along who are going to safari Camps in Benin and Nigeria. Their guide said I could come with if I can afford a passage and lodging. When I said I had no visa, he said no problem, they can get me into Nigeria and Benin by stamping on the boarder and a few dollars more. Whatever that means. But if he says they can, I think it should be ok. Z4k3, I have no choice. I am going with the Simba people to a safari camp. I think I will go to the Nigerian one, as that's where you are, but they may be going to Benin first. I can't stay here. So if you still have an ounce of love left for me, come and intercept the shuttle on the road or come and meet with me in the Safari Camp.
29 Jul 2008 09:00:09 -0000 Received: from [72.3.137.82] (Yup, he lost all control)
Dearest Lisa
I didn;t mean to hurt you but am some how upset about you making your moves without informing me before you do.All the same i want to know the name of the hotel/room number so that i can come and pick you up.Right away am on my way to Lome and will be there in a few hours time to meet you.Am very worried knowing you are here without getting to me please do call me to let me know where exactly you are.I still and will always love you my beautiful queen.Am waiting to meet you asap.
Love Z4k3
30 Jul 2008 07:33:53 -0000 Received: from [72.3.137.83] (lier boy is still in Lagos, no way could go Lagos to Lome and back in less than 1 day, and then wait at the airport all day to meet her. It's about 6 hours one way Lagos to Cotonou alone with traffic, frequent Nigerian police stops, and the madness at Krake Plage crossing point).
Lisa
Where exactly are you?Are you alright?What is happening to you?This questions needs answer i have come to understand that you are only playing with my intellegency.How can you intend to come to meet me and at the same time you found it difficult to call me to notify me of your way about.You scare me.Prove who you are.
Z4k3
July 30 2008 (this was first email from Lisa to Z4k3 from eastern Nigeria, internet service is terrible there)
Dear Z4k3,
I don't know if I am in Benin or Nigeria but the internet is closing and I have to go. Have no phone. Money is safe. No worries love. It is 7:46 pm now here. I will try to find a phone tomorrow. Not in Togo going with safari people.
Love. I am still alive but not smiling at all.
July 31 2008, IP 72.3.137.83 (Z4k3 is starting to show his true colors...demands, demands..)
Dearest Lisa.
I still demand you go back to Lome Togo check yourself into a hotel and let me know where so that i can come and pick you up.Remember am a banker and always busy with bank work.I don;t see why you should go with safari people when you actually came to meet me your future husband. Please put a call through to me am very worried and cannot concentrate any longer my sweet angel.Am missing you real.
Love
Z4k3
August 2 2008 (still in his café IP 72.3.137.83)
Beautiful queen to serpent in 5 days. What an inconsistent lover )
LISA WHY HAVE YOU DONE THESE TO ME I HAVE LOST HOPE IN ALL WOMEN YOU ARE A SERPENT JUST LIKE THE FIRST WOMAN EVE
Aug 2, 2008 (I finally found a Nigerian internet cafe that worked. Alas, It was to be a last time for a while.)
Z4k3, do not resort to name calling. I have been through hell and back while your lazy ass is sitting in some nice office in Lagos, and I am mosquito bitten, tired, dirty, and in a very bad mood from eating food here that I do not like. I am in Nigeria illegally and you need to come and rescue me. Get your lazy butt to Enugu this instant. Meet me at Toscana Hotel. If you are not there by tomorrow morning, we are through. I refuse to get on another bus!!! Or you can call here 080 xxxx xxxx. Before I forget. Do bring me a pizza from Lagos. I want pepperoni and mushrooms and black olives .Lisa
Sadly, he never called or wrote, and internet/phone service was hell in rural eastern Nigeria and I was on vacation so I didn't have time to play with Z4k3. I wonder what scared him off. The Nigerian number I gave him? The fact that Lisa maybe was in Nigeria for real?
To spice things up, I called him from Lagos 2 days before my flight home asking him to rescue Lisa across town… somwhere off Old Ojo Road in MazaMaza after dark. I guess it must be scary for a lad to be able to call his maga across town and actually talk with her live. I still remember him being very suspicious, asking whom Lisa associated with while in Nigeria. He called back once on the local number to get more info, promised to call back. He never did. I went home... Some time went by and I decided to rub it in to Lisa's unworthy husband... One who would not safari even across town.
Date: Thursday, August 14, 2008
Subject: You are a total loser
Z4k3,
I can not forgive you for leaving me at Maza Maza stop all alone in the falling evening hour. I was in fear of my life. Someone told me that there was a man killed close to there, his body burned, and likely he was a thief. I can't believe how barbaric your country is and how a prominent banker that you purport to be would leave a woman alone in such hell and never call back. I could've been killed or raped or worse.
Luckily for me, there was a man who came along in a nice brg Range Rover who took pity on me standing there all alone, and took me to his home on Victoria Island. Thank god that is a decent neighborhood, I was believing to think that all Nigeria was one big hell hole where everyone urinates in the street and mosquitos swarm all over your body! The man is a kindest person I have known in my life...he is attractive, single and professional, he runs a legit business importing high end italian wears. I am staying with him and his two lovely sisters, Ife and Uma. I am well fed now, and nicely dressed, and I thank God that he found me, and tomorrow I shall go to an attorney to start finalizing my divorce from my husband. I have made up my mind to marry this man once the divorce is final, we shall go very far together. Today he helped me to park the 80000 dollars I had left in a numbered bank account with a legit bank to make sure my money is well protected and has taught me that Nigerians are usually good people, except when they see money and they think nothing of asking a foreigner like me to pay 6000 naira for a bottle of cold beer when in fact such a bottle is only 300 at most.
Why am I even writing you at all you may ask? Well, just so that you know, it could've been you. Your actions on the phone tell me that you are probably a married man who lied to me all along for reasons best known to you. Well, have that on your conscience, that is between you and the God you believe in. My conscience is clear.
Goodbye Z4k3. You are a total loser.
Lisa
Aug 14, 2008
Z4k3 at IP 41.219.198.188 - Still insisting he went to Lome that day..yeah, right, sure... But this is sounding like end-game for this go round)
Lis4 Bl00m.
Am not moved buy your words cause you are a blatant lier.How can you claim to be coming to meet with me when you don,t even what to tell me where you lodged do you think am a fool that will come to a bus stop to look for someone that does not exist.I came to Lome airport to wait for you on the day you claimed to be coming to meet me but who do i meet a phatom.Am not after your money for i have a deal and i have changed all arrangement with a business minded fellow and not a lier like you.I loose nothing rather you are the loser for i live in more comfortable neighborhood called marwa gardens in ikeja the capital of lagos and am not hungry at all you can go to hell.
Z4k3
date Aug 16, 2008 10:39 AM (Ok, so I hate it when lads brag too much so I decided to abuse him some more)
subject Re: You are the loser
Baby boi,
there is a saying where I come from...."don't count your chickens until they have hatched..."
Good luck on your business venture, and hope you don't get fleeced just like them birds
And next time you can scrape together 200 naira to buy some phone credit or can afford a ride on motor bike across town if yer too lazy too walk...take your sorry carcass over to Maza Maza, stand just across the street from the sign that says "Lome/Togo and Accra/Ghana" and ask if a white lady was there on the day when the man was killed, and you'll be surprised by the answer.
Regards to your wife....I pity her, actually. The fact that you are still stuck in a hellhole called Lagos and those are and will be all your aspirations...because you are too blind to see a sure thing, or too lazy and poor and afraid to go across town (not too mention Lome or Enugu) to claim it...
Lisa
August 16, 2008
(Z4k3 at IP 41.219.194.26 - jeez, all this drama and he mistakes me for a lad? Maybe he is not so smart after all)
BIG FOOL YOUR FATHER IS A BOI AND NOT ME A MIILION DOLLAR MAN I HAVE THREE CARS THAT YOU NEVER RIDE IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE TIME MUMU YOU DON LOSE POOR BRAT.LOCAL NAIJA MUMU,WAS IT YOUR FATHER THAT WAS KILLED ON THE SAID DAY?YOU CAN GO BACK TO MAZA MAZA AND WAIT TOMORROW MORNING BUT IT,S A PITY I DON,T GO THROUGH SUCH A ROAD WHEN THERE IS AN INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT FOR ANY TRANSIT OKE(RAT) IDIOT
August 20, 2008 (Well, I couldn't resist...and had to set the stage...for the next time...and maybe one after that)
Oh Z4k3y,
Kedu ka idi nwoke? I didn't think you'd write back, but really, a banker that you profess to be should have a slightly better grasp of language and tone, and more customer relationship experience, rather than reverting to words boi, mumu and such. That sounds more like a security guard at the bank after ruffing up some ruffian (no pun intended) rather than an up and coming professional
It made me laugh really. I thought for a while that you may want to kill me with your knowledge of banking and finance - stuff like funds transfer pricing, asset based management, bloomberg yield curves and phenomenal knowlegde of exchange rates. That may've impressed me. I am not easy to impress. Sigh.
So you have 3 cars? I am not impressed with that really, I'd think that to be a liability. Cars depreciate like crazy and from what I saw out in your neck of the woods, cars are poorly maintained, roads are crap, and they all need shocks in the end. In the end I am disappointed, I guess. I had high hopes for you. You seemed to be intelligent and witty, and yet you blew it by your paranoia and eagerness to fleece me of 350 dollars.
I am a girl Z4k3, hot and presently single girl. I lived in Europe for a while, but am an American as you guessed by writing style, and that is my home. I like learning stuff, and have a penchant for languages, even your african ones. I wont brag of my financial status or education or profession, but I am sure it is obvious that I have them all. You heard my real voice on the phone both from the states and from lagos where I called you, and then you called back. The celtel SIM card still sits on my desk, but being where I am now you can call it all you want, but it wont connect.
For I am no longer in Lagos. Lagos bores me really. It is a godless town, full of dust, beggars and inferior plumbing. I only use it as a springboard to other places, because as scary as Mortala Mohammed is, it is still a serviceable international airport. When the mood hits me and I long to be called "onye ocha" I go and roam Africa. This was not my first trip, nor it will be the last. I've always had a soft spot for Cotonou, it is a nice town with a lovely beach and I always come back with a great tan.
Well, that is all I guess. You could've came to Maza Maza to meet me. Or to Enugu when I wanted a pizza. It's only 2000 naira and a 9 hour bus ride... Cheap and inconvinient as it is, if a girl can do it, then I demand the same from my man. Nothing less will do.
I may've bought you a beer when you came, you never know. I always pay my way and know how to treat others. Well, too late now. The moment and opportunity have passed. Maybe I'll come again next year if I have nothing better to do and the mood strikes me again. So if you know any real men who can impress me and are my intellectual equals you can ask them to write me here. No guarantee that I'll answer, but sometimes you just never know.
Life's a bitch, isn't it?
Kindest regards,
Lisa
He never answered …Maybe I laid it on a little too thick... Or maybe just maybe little Z4k3 was really scared by his future wife
But I just wonder what goes through a lad's head when a maga shows up in Nija uninvited and he can call her on a local number? It's not exactly a tourist destination.... Well, if it happens once, it can always happen again
Z4k3 is still up to his old tricks...peddling NOK fortunes...trying to part lonley women from their hard earned money...professing love, and always asking for (and hopefully being denied) WU.
No, this is not the end. Only the names have changed and by God's grace, we'll get his goat yet |
_________________ "...you keep me sleepless at night... I miss you." (my first Burkina banker, sigh!)
"I lick you from head to toes and rob your white legs with my fingers. u will love that i hope." (my second Burkina banker, yikes!)
"Hey, to your answer,your voice and the way you sounds are all B.S. is not better than any normal Nigerian man voice." (Prince Diallo to Ms. M)
"You demanded for tampax i bought it now where are you?" - Z4k3 4dams
x19, Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safaris- Lagos Nigeria to Paga ("Crocodile City") Ghana; repeat Lagos to Tokwari Ghana - 3800mi. (With SH & Craig & Frumpy )
Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra to Tamale (with SH) |
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GeorgeBush
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 378
Location: Texas
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Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:25 am |
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Nice work there, thanks for posting. You did a great job of leaving him hanging, he had no clue of how to react!
I was curious about the one nasty part of the bait:
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I will arrange for a senior official who will be coming to meet you in London the moment you arrived you are to hand over all the money ... |
Did you try to get more details, or just decide to skip this part? Seems like a good opportunity to waste the time of thugs, who would only get angry about having their time wasted by your lad... Sure emphasizes what a scumbag this lad is... |
_________________ "YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT ACCORDING TO INSTRUCTION. WHAT I SAY IS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR."
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Sleepless
Goat Licker
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Posts: 315
Location: In my lad's head
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:58 am |
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@GB: Thanks for the encouragement and kind words.
The plan was for Z4k3 or his friends to be able to call a live number in the UK but last minute plans caused my UK contact to drop out. As I wanted to time his safari with the time I would be in Africa, I just ended up dropping the opportunity all together. I replaced it with Lis4 going to the Nigerian Embassy in Paris for a visa as "this important banker" in Lagos was excepting her, and I was sure it would annoy the lad to have his scammer name mentioned in the presence of the government.
But hopefully this is not the last of our tales of Z4k3. With a lad like him one just can't help but want to bait him again and again. |
_________________ "...you keep me sleepless at night... I miss you." (my first Burkina banker, sigh!)
"I lick you from head to toes and rob your white legs with my fingers. u will love that i hope." (my second Burkina banker, yikes!)
"Hey, to your answer,your voice and the way you sounds are all B.S. is not better than any normal Nigerian man voice." (Prince Diallo to Ms. M)
"You demanded for tampax i bought it now where are you?" - Z4k3 4dams
x19, Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safaris- Lagos Nigeria to Paga ("Crocodile City") Ghana; repeat Lagos to Tokwari Ghana - 3800mi. (With SH & Craig & Frumpy )
Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra to Tamale (with SH) |
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:12 am |
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I HAVE LOST HOPE IN ALL WOMEN YOU ARE A SERPENT JUST LIKE THE FIRST WOMAN EVE |
Great signature line! |
_________________ Accra to Abuja to Lagos
Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
A few more
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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