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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My wife presented me with this tonight

http://www.smokingeverywhere.com/

It's an E-cigarette Laughing

It looks like a real cigarette. The tip lights up when you puff on it and you inhale nicotine that resembles real smoke. Still not impressed (laughing at me)? Okay...it has to be charged and even came with a car charger Laughing

How goofy is that? Okay so if I ever need a cigarette and can't smoke and don't mind looking silly, I can take out my fake cigarette and have at it.

My wife, man Laughing She is very sweet and she means well but I dare anyone to top this.

Oh wait....the price...$150.00 Surprised Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't think I can beat that, Ghost. Laughing I did receive lavender scented on-the-go men's shower gel from my Cousin for Christmas. I think she was perhaps hinting at something. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^

It's actually fun to have two of those talk to each other. Almost like getting two lads to meet... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ghost... I think you might want to look at these.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28975

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Ghost - I saw them trying to sell those things in the mall last week. Having stopped smoking over a year ago I was wondering if I would have been desperate enough to have tried it at the time. So the question is........ did you try it? Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Of course I tried it Embarassed She was sitting right there in front of me waiting. It works alright but looks dumb as hell.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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My grandmother (who passed last year at the age of 96) used to give my brother and I this game every year at Christmas. I mean, she used to give it to us EVERY YEAR! I was in my late 30's, and still getting Ting-A-Ling Bingo for Christmas.

The only thing we could figure out is that grandma got a really good deal on a gross of these suckers back when we were in pre-school, and she didn't want them to go to waste.

Every year we knew that we were getting Ting-A-Ling Bingo and underwear. She wouldn't bother to wrap the underwear. She would just put our names on them and hang them from the tree.

My grandmother was a hoot.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Ok, that wasn't me. Laughing

My Grandparents used to give me itchy sweaters depicting strange things like deer getting shot. I wish I had pictures.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ghost wrote:
^^Of course I tried it Embarassed She was sitting right there in front of me waiting. It works alright but looks dumb as hell.


Dumber than this?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I almost hate to post this, but, jojo did send me one of THESE
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Laughing Laughing guess I should count my blessings she didn't buy me any of that. That would have hurt my little feelings Laughing

Okay this fake cigarette thing is starting to grow on me. I think I might actually like it.

I thought of a use for it too. Say you at the movies. The movie is long. Like two towers long. So hour two the movie is good and how inconvenient is it to step outside to smoke? Ha, so all I have to do is pull this bad boy out of my pocket and take a puff or two. I can hide the light up tip with my hand to look less like a jackass.

So the joke is on you all. You'll all be having nicotine fits and I wont.

Can someone please post a more goofier gift they received? Please!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Not to mention the hurt it would have put on your little wallet.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Ghost
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someone please post a more goofier gift

You asked for it, kinda Laughing
A whole website for you http://www.thegoofygiftshop.com/goofy_gifts.html
Now it's a pity it's a month after Xmas, eh Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have a titanium spork, which is more awesome than goofy.

Oh and my birthday present (which has just arrived and is about a month early) is a hennessy hammock, actually it's two hammocks as you get a free one. Again, not so goofy.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This damn thing. Click I hate it! It serves no purpose, but the bride will not let me burn it. (And the dog barks excessively whenever it makes that "holistic soul cleansing" noise.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thank you PF...I feel a little better Very Happy

So much so I think I'll have a puff on my fake cigarette. Everyone is asleep anyway Laughing

Yeah...okay, it did nothing for me. Too weak. The cartridge in there is Medium strength and I need the high strength. I have a box of those. Once this cartridge finishes I'll see if the highs are any better.

I haven't have to charge the cigarette it yet Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I got THIS for my birthday. Seems pretty goofy to me. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Not as goofy if it were bought for me Laughing


Ah...to wear that is Smile

My wife always comes home with stuff like that. She's wearing it but says "look what I got for you" I don't get it Confused


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I got sent a book this christmas which has pop songs interpreted through the medium of mathematics...

sound too weird?

I'm not making this up :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Venn-That-Tune-Bringing-Poetry/dp/0340955678/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1232535853&sr=1-2

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Someone I know has one of those electronic cigarettes.... he swears by it now, although the first couple of times I saw him using it I thought he was boldly smoking cannabis indoors using one of those very similarly designed "one-hitter" devices.

Goofiest gift ever: someone gave me a Fray Bentos steak and kidney pudding* when I became a British citizen.
I still have it - only a couple of years past its sell-by date.


*in other words, a meat pie in a can.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Harry Bawls wrote:
I almost hate to post this, but, jojo did send me one of THESE


Well Harry, your wife BEGGED me to send you one. I guess you just don't measure up. I have no need for one obviously.

DoraTheExplorer wrote:
I got THIS for my birthday. Seems pretty goofy to me. Very Happy


That's only goofy in certain circumstances. It depends on who got it for you as a gift. Who was the donor?

Ghost- What does the "vapor" you puff out smell like? I mean, what is that vapor if it's not smoke?

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

jojobean wrote:
I have no need for one obviously.



That is true. You actually need to have one to "extend" it.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

jojobean wrote:
What does the "vapor" you puff out smell like? I mean, what is that vapor if it's not smoke?


It's basically orderless but I pick up a slight hint of mint. The vapor, well I don't know what the heck it is. It looks like smoke at first but completely disappears in about one second. Nothing can be seen or smelled when you exhale.

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