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Why not do a good cop - bad cop thing? You love this woman and trust her completely, but your father (who controls the money) is somewhat loopy and is demanding the pics.
Maybe you would then come up with a scheme where you could both kill your father, and get rich from the money you inherit.
I told her I was a wealthy business man. She is one lazy twat, I mean she won't even fill out the wedding forms.
_________________ "Please i am beging you with the name of the lord my heart are clear i am cheating you and i do dream of cheating you even a second since when i found you in my life."-3d1th [email protected]
"My husband i want to ask you a question how do you said you love me you could not send the money for food i requested from you for couple of days now . Do you want me to die here in the camp because of hungry"-3d1th [email protected]
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:41 pm
It always infuriates me when they are so damn lazy.
One method is to introduce some competition.
Ok so you love lad A to bits and want to marry and have his kids whatever, but suddenly a fictional lad B from another refugee camp is in contact, and although you don't care for B the same way is in fact coming on strong and prepared to do anything, sending many pics, even prepared to fill whatever forms to capture your heart and get your dollars.
You are now in a fix. Can lad A please help and advise you how best to proceed?
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Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:00 am
but your father (who controls the money) is somewhat loopy and is demanding the pics. Maybe you would then come up with a scheme where you could both kill your father, and get rich from the money you inherit.
I like this too. And don't forget your business partner, who runs off with all the money (and your wife, your house, your dog and possibly even your lad).
Or the current financial crisis which has reduced your wealth to nothing becuase of the downturn in shares of Smurf stocks.
Or you were badly burned by the downsizing of the "Village people" corporation (personal fave, the band the vilage people actually ARE listed on the stock exchange)
Oh and the Smurf sigs are GOLD!
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Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:11 pm
Or you were badly burned by the downsizing of the "Village people" corporation
Why not you were set on fire by the Village People?
Nice baiting, cE. As others have said, slowly bringing in some other characters will add to the fun.
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