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sunshine
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Please acknowledged this email,to invest in your country,Please send details.Thank Jack


I sent him the prospectus for my animal brothel. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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animal brothel
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CatEater
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

sunshine wrote:
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Please acknowledged this email,to invest in your country,Please send details.Thank Jack


I sent him the prospectus for my animal brothel. Laughing
Laughing Laughing Laughing

I got one shorter, it said in bold "OPEN FILE NOW!"
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Lehigh Guy
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bill2 wrote:
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animal brothel
Image


This brings an entirely different meaning to the question, "Does your dog do tricks?" Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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"Does your dog do tricks?"

Laughing And I just cleaned my screen Laughing

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Loves Lillies
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lehigh Guy wrote:
bill2 wrote:
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animal brothel
Image


This brings an entirely different meaning to the question, "Does your dog do tricks?" Laughing


Laughing Laughing Laughing Now I have coffee all over my clean desk (again) Laughing

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Brings back the old joke...

- I once entered my dog at Cruft's.
- Did you get anything?
- Six months, pending a psychiatrist's report.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From the prsopectus...

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Additionally there are 8 heated byres and stables accommodating 2 or 3 larger animals plus up to 4 humans and equipped with swings, buckets, ladders and custard. Finally we are able to make available the “orgy barn” which again is fully heated and air conditioned and features a small swimming pool plus mounting frames, cattle chutes, farrowing crates and a boar trebuchet.


Boing! OinkOinkOink... splat. Razz

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MeridianAlicante
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I currently can't stop laughing Smile

sunshine wrote:


Boing! OinkOinkOink... splat. Razz



It was the splat that did it.

Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Seems like the lad isn't that interested in investing in an animal brothel but he does want to invest in ocean liners.

This guy is going to be a riot - feel free to pile in but be sure to give hims some good advice as because of the "World Financail Ups and down Crises" he doesn't want misleading. Well not too much anyway Twisted Evil

He's at
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Hello Ethel,

This your boy from Ghana, Thanks for your interest in assisting me to invest,i Lands and Properties or in Ocean Liners,or any go growing profitable Business, and I hope to meet with you soon as possible at least come down here to Ghana, so you can see all I have just said to you and do sign all the necessary documents towards this transfer, so on your way back to your country, I can join you back, so I can leave with you to enable me complete my Education and career as a Businesman to be.

So dad’ attached are my Passport copy, and if any other details information you need to know please do not hesitates to let me know, also want you to know that I have told you the gospel truth, that this consignment is very real and the fund in the consignment boxes, which contains US$5.6 MILLION SPENDABLE CASH which was realise from our family Gold minning sites and 100KG GOLD DUST, which is deposited at a Private Vault Company here in Ghana,and due to the present World Financail Ups and down Crises,i would'nt want to be misled in the investment properly..

I want you to know that 50% will be for the investment, and 40% will be for you as my foreign beneficiary and partner and 10% will goes for any incur expenses during and after the transfer in the course of the transaction, which we as children want to invest it on any good growing business such as importing and exporting or rather on lands and properties, so that this fund can be transfered out of Africa Ghana and into a foreign Account, so that we can join our investors offshore after preparing us with our traveling document to come over.

Please send to me your International Passport scanned copy/drivers license and also your PASSPORT so we can send to you the INVITATION LETTER for your coming down to Ghana .

I wait your response.
Best regards

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so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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Ninastian
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ sunshine I have just soiled my armour laughing at that!

Any chance you could post a link to the prospectus?

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hahahaha. What a great opener. I am sure he has hooked hundreds with it. Really catchy.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lehigh Guy wrote:
"Does your dog do tricks?"


Rats...got to giggling and everyone in the office came over to see what YOutube video I had found....now they know all about eater. I'm busted...

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sunshine
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ninastian: Document is here http://www.scribd.com/doc/11083176/Miggins-Adult-Animal-Entertainment-Business-Plan

It's a PDF but I have it in Word format if anyone wants to take it and adapt for their own bait.

However if anyone takes this and makes a successful business out of it I want a cut of the profits! Laughing

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so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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Safari Bola - Accra - Cotonou Safari Alex - Accra - Abidjan Safari Austin - Accra - Abidjan
Safari George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Safari Toks London - Milford Haven
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