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GomerPyle
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Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It wouldn't be so bad, but he has the plausibility of Mr Bean in wrestling shorts.

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collinssmithloaninvestment: hello
dis is collins smith loan lenders
anybody there
Sent at 9:15 AM on Monday
collinssmithloaninvestment: hi
Sent at 9:18 AM on Monday
me: hello
What is this ?
Who are you ?
collinssmithloaninvestment: this is collis the loan lender
me: I don't understand
collinssmithloaninvestment: collins smith
the loan lender
me: What is this box for
collinssmithloaninvestment: the company that gives out loan to peopele
you sent us a massage
me: Aaaaah
I see
collinssmithloaninvestment: we told you to make the payment of $410
me: Okay
How do I do this
collinssmithloaninvestment: you are to go to the western union in the stores to pay it with my name
if agreed by you the details will be sent to you
me: Okay - I will have to see if there is this Western Union I can find
collinssmithloaninvestment: are you paying it now?
me: If I can find this Western Union place I will
collinssmithloaninvestment: so that we can start processing your loan
me: I will try to find this place
collinssmithloaninvestment: should i give you the details here?
me: If you can please
collinssmithloaninvestment: what is do name of your country?
me: The place I live is very small place
Do you know if I need to go to s big shop ?
I'll go into Potsmouth in UK
oops
Portsmouth
Portsmouth is in UK
It is a big sea port
On the south coast
Do you know this place ?
collinssmithloaninvestment: State::Edo
are u there?
me: Yes
I will go to Portsmouth
collinssmithloaninvestment: k
me: I hope they have Western union
collinssmithloaninvestment: did you see the name and country you are to pay it to?
yes
they have western union at the stores there.
at portsmouth
me: Yes
I can do that today
collinssmithloaninvestment: ok
when?
me: today
collinssmithloaninvestment: you need to pay it fast so that your can gets to you
do it now
me: I cant tell you a time
collinssmithloaninvestment: are you paying it now?
me: No - I am at home
collinssmithloaninvestment: do i asy in 3 hours time
me: Okay - then I must stop yping
is that okay
collinssmithloaninvestment: yeah
me: If I type I can't do what you want
collinssmithloaninvestment: quicky do that now
me: Okay bye bye
collinssmithloaninvestment: stop typing and go there now
Sent at 9:37 AM on Monday
collinssmithloaninvestment: hi
are you back?


Ten minutes after we stop talking - he asks if I'm back ? Laughing

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yournamehere
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Posts: 121
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice chat Smile And so many possibilities for confusion and delay.... I think you better ask him to compose a lenghty email explaining in detail what he wants from you and how to do it... you don't want this to go wrong do you? A make sure he's carefull not to get his dollar chopped... (seen that before...)
Anyway, good luck! (where do you need that loan for in the first place?Smile )
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GomerPyle
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Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8876
Location: Wherever I lay my hat


PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

$500,000 for a house extension and I told him that the builders are coming today.

I gave him the details to view the WU slip online but he's too stupid to work out how to do it. He's deluging me with mails and messenger messages, so I'll let him stew a while.

When it gets chopped he'll have to join the G0merBoyz Gang to get half back - maybe - not, but I'll give him hope. Very Happy

From his performance so far the IQ tests will not be easy for him.

He's ringing my phone constantly - so he can wait some more. He gets the answerphone and it costs him each time. Very Happy

Another idiot.

Quote:
Thank you very much for your prompt response to my mail, your decision to give my proposal a second thought goes a long way of convincing me of what a noble person you are. However I am very grateful to God for choosing you for this work, infarct after reading your Mail I know that the almighty God is faithful and he is a prayer answering God. .


It all makes sense when you get to the last bit - yep. God sure knew what he is was doing when he put me in touch with you - the rest ? you'll find out soon enough.

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Fake sites killed 1 x Australia 9 x United Kingdom 3 x 168 X Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2011
Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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thud419
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Joined: 04 Jan 2006
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

collinssmithloaninvestment wrote:
we told you to make the payment of $410

I hear WU has a sale on. It only costs $9 to send that much.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@GP Say you were half-way to the Western Onion, but got his chat message, so returned to see what he was asking

What a doofus as our transatlantic chums would say

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PsycheDelia_Smith
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ and by the time you got back to the WU station, it was closed. Bollocks.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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infarct after reading your Mail

That's our Gomer, inducing strokes and heart attacks in the lads. Nice one! Very Happy

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