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beckythatcher
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Was chatting with a lad and wasting time by asking him his favorite books (while reading here)

lad
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I novel...


me
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but which novel?


Long pause in which I could imagine frantic questions being asked at the internet cafe.....

2 minutes later - lad
Quote:
story novels like "last duty" and "harmlet" and so on


me
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I've never heard of those...what are they about?


a minute and 45 seconds later - lad
Quote:
harmlet is all about killing of kings


So I preceded to tell him about a book I had just read: Agent 419
Quote:
It's about this agent that is trying to stop international fraud.... I guess one reason I liked it is because the agent went to Nigeria for part of the time. There was some gang there. But when the author described Nigeria it made me think about you...so maybe that's why I liked it


lad
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Oh i will like to read the novel. can you send it to me?


Phoebe..if you're reading, this is our "Canadian" lad...."harmlet is all about killing of kings" Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd read "Agent 419" too, perhaps your lad would be good enough to post it on to me once he's done Wink
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beckythatcher
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^I think this whole site is the story of Agent 419 Very Happy

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*Of M7CNS3cure - "honey sincerely this is really hard work and i have been sitting here all day trying to fix it all but once i make any mistake i have to start all over again and i am getting pissed off"
* are you the person making this mistake or are you doing this intentionally?......just pissed right now

Safari Jack - Enugu to Lagos - thanks OD! "I am going through alot of pains here. if i had known i would not have come to lagos let alone allowing myself to be starnded." - 13 days!
Safari James - Lagos to Port Harcourt to Calabar "Now they are on the street looking for where to sleep

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"Harmlet: Hamlet's evil twin"

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"Agent 419" hmm... What kind a book is that I wonder. Twisted Evil Does the lad have something to confess ? Laughing
"Harmlet" sounds like a form or torture. I wonder if he really meant "Harlet"
Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Or "Harlot" - about the killing of kings in a slow and not at all painful way...

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think it's really "Hagrid".

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a baiter of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back four hundred and nineteen times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

PMSL

One of my lads reads lots of navels.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Well, it's nice to have a hobby and I can think of plenty worse ones than reading navels.
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