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Slightlyoutofit
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It's about time this subject reared it's ugly head again.

Post your desktops.

Best one (as voted for by a panel of idiots) gets a Premium Membership.

Extra points will be given for baiting relevance, but it's not a necessity as sexist desktops of hot chicks will also be given consideration (Jojobean will judge the "hot guys" entries for the ladies who wish to post that sort of thing).


To start things off, here's mine:

Image



Disclaimer: This competition is mod-approved.
Prof. You need not apply if all you are going to do is steal a photo from Jojo's desktop, state that it's yours and claim that you are the shit.



NOTE: If you post your desktop, make sure that there's nothing on it that gives your identity or r/l details away. Just drag and drop any incriminating folder into MyDocuments, take your screenshot and drag it back to your desktop afterwards. The easiest way to take a screenshot is to hit "Printscreen" on your keyboard, open MSPaint, hit Ctrl+V and then save as a .jpeg. You may need to resize your result and do some other stuff, but really, after bringing you this far, you're on your own.


BTW. Points will be deducted and you will probably contract an odd venereal disease if you blowout the thread when posting your submission.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

When posting images, please make sure they are no large than 600 pixels in width, or where possible, please use a thumbnail image that leads to the full sized one, topic stickied.

@ Slightly, what's the end date for entries just so people know?

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BTW. Points will be deducted and you will probably contract an odd venereal disease if you blowout the thread when posting your submission.


Says the topic starter who then blows out the screen with his oversized image Rolling Eyes Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I never blew jack shit out and unless you have the photographic proof, forever hold your silence.

End date is Midnight Sunday GMT. Judges decision is final. Unless you've got money or sexual favours. Preferably the latter.

If you already have Premium, you are welcome to nominate someone else or extend your own.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

nothing particularly exciting from me... just the kids Very Happy

Work:
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Home:
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(yes, I know they were on the same computer, but i wanted to post them both at once :p)

[edit] i have the bubble one at home because on vista there's a screensaver that floats bubbles all around the screen that my son loves Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Slightlyoutofit wrote:
I never blew jack shit out and unless you have the photographic proof, forever hold your silence.


What, like this photographic proof showing the blowout and having to scroll to read the rest of your text? Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

BUSTED Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

JumpinJayJay wrote:
BUSTED Laughing


You were onto a winner. What with you being the only desktop so far and having a really damn cute baby as an entry. I was thinking no-one could beat the bubbles. No-one!!!.

But you just shit it.






SP. That is just so anal.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is still mine, suitably resized because the last time this came up, SP yelled at me. Laughing

Image

edit: A picture from a friend of mine. It is real, is not of beautiful Oklahoma and, if should it happen to win, I will donate the membership. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Slightlyoutofit wrote:
But you just shit it.


so long as you lose too Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Slightlyoutofit wrote:
SP. That is just so anal.


No mate, that's just so back button Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Oh har de har har. Die!!!!


@ Snerd. Your own photo?

Note: If you post a landscape and you took the photo yourself, please specify. Reason being: Some lucky people live in very photogenic places (for example Prof lives in Hawaii) and others live in what can only be described as shit-holes (ie: YW in Gaza). If you have daily access to beautiful scenery you are not going to score as highly as someone whose only view is a sewerage plant next door unless it's something special. And unlike other competitions, there is no prize just for stealing some shit from someone else.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Slightlyoutofit wrote:
Best one (as voted for by a panel of idiots) gets a Premium Membership
Other than yourself, whose on the panel? Can't be SP because he just proved himself a whole heap smarter. Can't be Tsnerd either becauses he's <strike>not an idiot</strike> entering the competition.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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My son Austin.

Edit: Trying again.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

FFS. 12 posts and only 4 desktops so far because my time is taken up answering peurile questions.

All you need to know, Callum, is that the Judgement Panel is made up of the most respected members here on Eater (me being one of them, obviously). And as I've already mentioned Jojo will be judging the "unhetero" category".
The others don't wish to be named because there's bound to be hate mail ensuing from such a sensitive issue, I hate to say it but JumpingJayJay has already PMed me death threats. I can with live that but please don't force me to publicize the other judges names - they may be far more sensitive than myself.

Rest assured, your desktops are in safe hands. We don't judge on personality (if we did there would be no winners and you, Callum, would be firmly placed in last place).

Now bugger off with the questions and post your desktop.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Slightly - good note. I've edited my post. Very Happy

Just to be helpful -

For those who need to shrink their images and avoid the wrath of SP (and us, since we have his back, hairy as it may be):

http://www.shrinkpictures.com

For those looking for a good image capture program for their desktop:

http://www.gadwin.com/printscreen

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I Photoshopped it myself.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tsnerd Im stealing yours..... Cool Love it!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have a dual screen, so the resolution sucks...(Edit: And it is 600px wide, exactly, so I don't want to hear any "blowout" bitching.)

Here is the link to a better version. Click...

I want my beer money back. Wink

Bonus points if you can make out the subliminal message in the background.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^You want to go golfing? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Interesting interpretation.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ok iv learnt how to do quotes ,urls, colours, bold type, but im stuck on IMGs can i get the kiss line for this please Embarassed Embarassed Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's mine

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My husband sent me this picture one day to cheer me up. His name is Jeremy.

I'm currently knitting my own Sackboy as well.

Edit: Resized because it looked too big.

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