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 Broken Cheque Lad, Help Me Turn The Screw???

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DarkVegetableMatter
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

GomerPyle was kind enough to post some Cheque Scammer addys a while ago and I thought I would help Mrs H to help herself.

I applied for the 'job' with a fictitious address and genuine Flextel phone number, sure enough I got it. Mrs H wanted some contact details & a passport scan (a suitable .dll file was promptly supplied). Initially there was some moaning about the passport and the phone number....

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GREETINGS,

MORNING TO YOU,

I HAVE CONFIRMED YOUR NUMEBR IS NOT WORKING IN THE UNITED KINGDOM NETWORK.

KINDLY EXPLAIN BUT I PROMISE IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG WITH MONEY THE POLICE ARE COMING TO THE ADDRESS GIVEN BELOW.


Friendly, trusting type my new employer Shocked

Well, I gave her some flannel about 'I just moved in, BT screwed up' (WTF? My Flextel number works great, go ask Dr P at the UnitedNations55 Twisted Evil ). She was too dumb to open a simple .jpg and now she threatens me with the cops? Forget your job Mrs H....

Oddly, resigning didn't slow her down and she replied to that mail (including my previous 'I quit' mail)

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GREETINGS,

I HEAR BY WRITE TO TELL YOU PAYMENT OF $5,500 HAS BEEN SENT TO YOU AND I HOPE YOU SHOULD RECIEVED IT TODAY.

KINDLY GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.


Hmmm, Ok, I'm going to let you simmer on a low heat for a few days. I get pestered for progress reports and just reply "nothing yet, I'll let you know". Several days pass and Mrs H is getting unhappy

Quote:
GOOD MORNING,

I BELIEVE NOW YOU WOULD HAVE RECIEVED THE PAYMENT NOW BECAUSE OTHER CLIENT HAVE JUST RECIEVED THEIR PAYMENT.

PLEASE KINDLY GET BACK TO ME VERY URGENT


Well, it's my belief that a good Cheque Scammer is like a fine wine and can only mature with time......

Quote:
Hello,

Why the Lie,

I know what top Do Now.


Well, I had had a bad day and I decided I needed some stress relief Twisted Evil Mrs H got both barrels, I'm not proud of that EMail, so I won't reproduce it here. All the time I'm hinting that my character is a bent posty who can easily pickup incorrectly addressed mail in my area, so getting the cheque anonymously was no problem & I need a hoiday, thanks MUGU. I was hoping for death threats at the very least, instead I get

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Thank You,

No problem,

God is In Control.

I leave everything to God


Nah, not even close to good enough. Hawk up some more bile and let fly again.....

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oK..

lETS SEE THE OUT cOEM, wHO IS GOING TO lOSS


An improvement, definite loss of control on the Caps Lock key. Oh wait, I have more bile (and you can't let 'em have the last word now can you?)

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You will Never Succed in gettign the Funds and the Almighty Allah and God destroy all your family and new generation and Old Generation.

I swear wait and see wat will Continue to happen to yuor Generation because you have taken korofo Money and he definitely Kill all your Family..Lets wait and see the OPutcome of you and your Family.


W00t! Finally some siggy material! But I looked deep inside myself and found my 'special reserve', so what the hell, one more time & this time with feeling.....

Quote:
Hello,

Can you Please Send Part fo the Money and don't be selfish in Getting all the Funds.

I will await for your Yrgent Response.


WTF? Did I break something??? Well, only way to find out....

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What the fuck? Did I break your brain or something? Why on earth would I send you anything? I am the 'Dolla Choppa', a guyman and your Dolla has been Chopped boi. Don't feel too bad though, i have burned a lot of cheque lads in the last couple of years, I love working for the Post Office Smile

I have the contacts in the Post Office and elsewhere that means I can get access to numerous unused and inactive bank accounts, the owners have often forgotten all about them or are too old or ill to care, no one knows about them except for me & as you found out I can process 'bent' cheques with no trouble at all.

One problem though is that once I use an account to cash a 'bent' cheque the clock starts ticking. Eventually the bank will notice that the cheque was bad and then it's 'Game Over' for that account. Typically that can take anything from 3 days to 3 months in my experience. It all depends how good the 'bent' cheque is.

Your cheque was pretty good & is showing as cleared in dear Veronica Nice's account (yes, Veronica exists, she's in an old peoples home in Brentford) and that's got me thinking. A lot of the cheque lads I have burned were sending really poor cheques that bounced immediately, some of them were so bad the account was closed, asshole ameteurs. If you can get more cheques as good as that one, well, why not process as many as possible through a few of the untracable accounts I have total control of? No need to con people into being cheque mules, no hassle & no risk. But, because these accounts are tricky to get and have a limited shelf life once you use them it's best to process as many cheques as possible through each account. Then you can move on to the next one if & when an account is killed by the banks.

Tell me mrs h, are you the small time screw up I think you are OR are you ready to make some real money? It's upto you, if you are small time best walk away now

Either way I'm keeping the first cheque, I really need that holiday.


Mrs H replies with more whining about money...

Quote:
I do undersand all what you are saying.

But you can just have all the £5,500 pounds alone.

Even if you can send me £1,500 or £2,000 from the Money I will apperciate it.

We have to be Nice and not to be greedy in all things we do.

There Love in sharing and we can work together Please.

I BEG IN THE NAME OF THE lORD.


I was hoping to get Mrs H to mail a number of cheques into the void, but I wonder if anyone out there has a SAFE address, maybe we can get some trophies.....

The other interesting thing is that Mrs H is using a paid for T1scal1 customer IP addy that traces back to 0xf0rd. Either this is a hacked account or the idiot is using it's home 'net connection Twisted Evil

I think I will relent and offer him 500GBP (FIVE HUNDRED GBP) IF he can come up with a bank account for 4L4N. After all, why should I go to WU? Its for beach bums etc & I can transfer direct from one of my 'shadowy' bank accounts

Suggestions anyone? I want to hurt this idiot......

EDIT: Damn, so sorry, 2 threads, no idea how. Could a mod please delete this clone thread?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

DVM, You can get access to a safe drop box for your trophies by becoming a premium member. Just click the Orange Link in my siggy. It makes you cool, too. Very Happy
If the lad has a paid email account, you can cause him some grief by sending an abuse email to his ISP and shutting it down. We only shut down paid addies, and phonelad addies here. If the lad didn't write down your email address, you may lose him. So, before you close down the addy, you could ask him to switch to a "more secure" yahoo addy. You could tell him that if he wants to work for you, that you may want him to go on YIM chat (always fun for realtime kicks and giggles if you are quick on your feet). The lad doesn't seem too swift, so keeping way ahead of him will not be hard. Tell him Yahoo is "the only way" real g-men like yourself communicate. Or something like that....
<<Asking for a bank account is a great idea, but I take offense at your "beach bum" reference. Wink Laughing Try for the pink piggy! Cool

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

be careful with your replies that you don't educate the lad.


well done on breaking your lad, i like broken lads.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Damn you & your high pressure selling techniques! Do I get to be cool with one easy payment or do I get bled white over a period of months? Then I PM Lotta the MTCN right? Are there safe UK drop boxes available? Embarassed I know, its read the stickys time for DVM.....

This just in:

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Ok,

No worris, We can work Together,

But I will still need you to send Some Money as I am very Low and no Money with me Now.

Also Once i get through with you ins ending the Fees, I will discuss with you andget you more Cheque to cash.


So, he's still whining about money but seems convinced of who & what I am now Twisted Evil

He needs to come up with some 'evidence' that he can supply cheques and then I will wire him the 500, I'm not even going to have the W.U. conversation, 'kin beach bums, I dunno. Also I think I'll hand him over to my partner Nev later this week since I'm off on holiday Laughing Nev's not a nice or patient man....

The lad is using a yahoo.in addy so I guess I can have my cake and eat it so to speak. I'll get on to T1scal1 tonight & I can still abuse him tomorrow, hopefully he has to go to a 'cafe or a friends place. Hehehe, abused & inconvenienced, just how I like them

m_g, yeah, you're right, maybe I am getting a bit close to reality here. Fortunately my holiday plans include a 'flight of fantasy'...

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@DVM - High-pressure sales? Me? Never! Cool Yes, we have a UK dropbox for you. And for Premium Membership, you can make one easy payment, or we will hook up a reverse IV tube directly into your carotid artery, and make your head look exactly like your avatar. Cool

EDIT: Ah, I've just seen that you have become a Premium Member, DVM. Thanks for your support, and enjoy all the benefits! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What do you mean? That is my head.... I have paid my subs & hopefully will have access to a UK drop box. So now it's even more important to get more cheques Very Happy

Ver0n1ca, who got the first cheque, has gone on holiday & control has passed to N3v1ll3. I cc'ed the lad on this:


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Hi Nev

This 'mrs.h4rzk4tt' I cc'ed is the one I was telling you about. She can get some good quality cheques to feed through our accounts. You guys can work out the details between yourselves, i will be away for a couple of weeks

Nev, thanks for sorting that little problem for me, having to delay my holiday because of bloody JJ pissed me off big style. I was happy to hear he's now eating through a straw Smile

Ok, I gotta run.

V


N3v1ll3 gets in touch with lad

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Hi H4rzk4tt

I run the bank accounts while V3r0n1ca is away & she has been telling me
about the good quality cheque you sent her. Obviously working with us is much
better than looking for victims on the 'net. There's no messing about,
no pretending to be a company, no getting ripped off - yeah, Ver0n1ca told me
about that, tough break but its going to happen sometimes if you aren't
working with us

If you are working with us you get a guaranteed 30% of the face value of the
cheque wired to you 3 working days after the cheques are banked. We like put as
many cheques through an account as possible before the bank wakes up and kills
the account, so for every 20K of cheques you get an extra 5%. Say you send us
10K of cheques, you get 3K. But if you send us 40K of cheques in one go you get
40% (16K). If can do 80K or more we can give you 50% (40K+)

V3r0n1ca also told me to wire you 500 notes when I receive the first batch of
cheques if they look good.

Let me know when you can send the cheques and I will give you the address to
send them too, when V3ron1ca is away I use my cousins address up north

N3v


But he just starts whinging about money

Quote:
Tell her, to send my money, I sent a cheque already but I haven't be paid, so do i work with someone not ready tp pay em for my first cheque sent..

If he send my £2000 i will forget the rest of the money £3,500.

All i need is to send me my £2000 and see hw we gonna work.

Regards


Sorry lad, wrong answer. Its decent of him to forget about the 3500

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I thought V3r0n1ca explained all this to you, you've been had & the moneys gone, there's f*ckall you can do about it. That's life pal, get over it. You can walk away blubbing with nothing or you can grow up, stop moaning and make some real cash

If you wanna work with us we'll give you 500 notes as goodwill WHEN we recieve the next batch of cheques. 2K is nothing compared to what we can do in a couple of weeks. I have 12 accounts ready to go, all I need is the cheques.

Sort yourself out H4rzk4tt and let me know when the cheques are ready

Nev


If he wont send n3v a bunch of cheques I plan to bait him from another account and then have N3v show him a scan of the new cheque, maybe call him a few rude names Twisted Evil

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