Lad in transit - Enugu to Lagos - 14 days starnded

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Elite Baiter Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Posts: 1006

Just had a nice conversation with lad ...oops, probably woke him up. He wanted to know why I didn't go to the Inauguration. Very Happy

He says he's heading east tomorrow...PD is making things just too difficult. Maybe the fun has ended....he says he just wants to make sure I don't lose my money. Awww.

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:59 am

Damn, I was hoping for a 14 day stint in Lagos Crying or Very sad

Maybe he'll stay if I inform him that the agent will be there on Saturday for sure, scouts honor!

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:30 pm

Our muppet just mailed PD again. Looks like he's trying to give up.

Quote:

Dear Sir,
I think that at this point i am nolonger interested to pick the package.Therefore i would advice that your company should return back the parcel back to the sender.Failure to do so,we shall sue your company for damages.
In the interest of peace abide by my instruction to the last.Move that package back to United States Of America.To Miss Gxxxxx.
I hope this would not take more that seven working days to be completed.

I responded within about 10 minutes, hoping he's around to see it and stop him from leaving. I really want 14 days in Lagos (sounds like a movie title Very Happy

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Quote:

I am sorry sir, but due to policy regarding this parcel we are not able to return it to the sender due to the infraction. Sir, I have seen the system notes and the agent in Benin regrets that his duties kept him from making it to you on Wednesday but he stated that Saturday is his day off and will definitely be there on that day. Parcel Direct is truly sorry for his inability to leave his station but we could not alienate further customers at that time. Please let me know where on Saturday you would like to meet him.

Elite Baiter Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Posts: 1006

@ OD - could you mask my character's name? ^^^^

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:57 pm

^Sorry about that Becky!

Your lad is still in Lagos, his new IP is 41.219.229.13
At the very least with all of his moving around the city he has definitely got his sight seeing out of this safari. He better have, he's had 2 weeks there.

Quote:

Dear Sir,
I don't know why you are insisting i must collect this package?In that case if your agent can make it by Saturday,may i know the venue and time.I must remind you that the time must not be later than 3:00pm.Anything beyond that time count me out.Again i still mentain that the Agent should call me via my GSM xxxxxxxx.That is my phone number.If he dose i will compasate him for the call.
However,if i can't pick up my parcel by that date then please in the name of God stop writing me and do with the parcel whatever you wish.
Thanks

Hmm, I'm guessing that's the time his bus leaves for home. Lets make the appointment for 2:30pm then on the other side of the city!

Quote:

Sir I am solely doing my job in trying to get you your parcel, that is why. It is my job and I take it very seriously and do not like that you are making light of it. I will inform him of your time situation.

Elite Baiter Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Posts: 1006

Well, I'm glad he's still working with you to get the package. He has pretty much given up on working with me to get it.

Me

Quote:

I totally forgot that I hadn't declared the money that I hid in with
your computer. Because of that, there is some foreign legal tangle
that Parcel Direct says makes it not possible for them to recall the
package. Is there nothing you can do there?

Lad

Quote:

Look don't use the money and your parcel to put me in difficulty.The one i went through in lagos is enough for me.If the company can't return the package then there is nothing i can do.I am tried of being fooled around.Remember if you had listened to me all these would not have happened.Am sorry am nolonger interested in that package.Lets talk about someother thing that will make our relationship grow stronger.For your information if you should say anymore other thing about the parcel i will stop talking to you.just bear it in mind that i am still interested in you if you are serious.I need you to give me a call as soon as you read this mail.i miss your voice.

At least he hasn't given up on me altogether. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:19 pm

Becky, you could go silent for a few days then get back to your lad after being released from jail. The legal tangle with the package eventually led to a FBI or HSA investigation about you potentially funding a terrorist. It got straightened out, but not after spending a terrible 3 days in jail. Of course, it is the lad's fault. If he would have picked up the package like he should, none of this would have happened.

Elite Baiter Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Posts: 1006

^^^^ Oooo, I like that!

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:11 pm

^^ That is a great idea.

Almost forgot to post that I got an email from him this morning.

Quote:

Dear Sir,
How will i identify the Agent?I think that the phone call is very important.Again what is the name of the Agent.When i get to the hotel who will i ask of and where will go to ask about him.I need these reply fast cos time is nolonger on my side.
Thanks.
NB:Endeavour to get the pemission for the phone call because it is the only way i can identify him for now.

My agent replied with

Quote:

Sir you will be able to identify him as I'm sure there won't be too many people walking around with a box with your name on it. The agent from Benin is James Martin. Please inform me as soon as you gather your parcel.

Just to let him know I'm not done screwing with him I just sent this

Quote:

Sir I have received word from the agent that you have not showed up. Why did you stand up the agent up and not come to meet him? Please explain to me.

IF he is really going home, I should get a nasty reply on Monday Mr. Green

Elite Baiter Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Posts: 1006

As of Sat. 10/26 am Nigerian time

41.219.210.210 Nigeria (Lagos)

Quote:

I can see that you are tried of me.You nolonger reply my mail nor call me.I guess it is time to say goodbye.

Elite Baiter Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Posts: 1006

Still messing with the lad a bit. He's probably not in Lagos anymore but I don't think I can claim the IP of his latest email as proof of a continued safari

Quote:

Delivered-To: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Received: by 10.114.203.18 with SMTP id a18cs10057wag;
Mon, 26 Jan 2009 00:03:55 -0800 (PST)
Received: by 10.215.67.17 with SMTP id u17mr4835644qak.144.1232957034257;
Mon, 26 Jan 2009 00:03:54 -0800 (PST)
Return-Path: <xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Received: from web63703.mail.re1.yahoo.com (web63703.mail.re1.yahoo.com [69.147.97.88])
by mx.google.com with SMTP id 5si9464607ywl.41.2009.01.26.00.03.52;
Mon, 26 Jan 2009 00:03:53 -0800 (PST)
Received-SPF: pass (google.com: domain of xxxxxxxxxxxxxx designates 69.147.97.88 as permitted sender) client-ip=69.147.97.88;
DomainKey-Status: good (test mode)
Authentication-Results: mx.google.com; spf=pass (google.com: domain of xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx designates 69.147.97.88 as permitted sender) smtp.mail=xxxxxxxxx; domainkeys=pass (test mode) header.From=xxxxxxxxxxxx
Received: (qmail 67136 invoked by uid 60001); 26 Jan 2009 08:03:52 -0000
DomainKey- removed to prevent blowout
Received: from [94.76.196.63] by web63703.mail.re1.yahoo.com via HTTP; Mon, 26 Jan 2009 00:03:52 PST
X-Mailer: YahooMailWebService/0.7.260.1
Date: Mon, 26 Jan 2009 00:03:52 -0800 (PST)

94.76.196.63 United Kingdom (Maidenhead)

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:21 pm

Becky please let us know which prison your character is in.

Maybe Mr Pyl3 will get his band back together and perform "Jailhouse Rock" for you.

Wink

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:47 pm

I heard from him since early Saturday, so I sent this reminder email just to piss him off.

Quote:

Sir, I am still awaiting an explanation regarding why you did not show to meet the agent who traveled from Benin to see you. I am currently labeling the parcel as ABANDONED in the system until you inform me of your intentions to receive your parcel.

Elite Baiter Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Posts: 1006

I hope this isn't considered a necro.....

After his extended stay in Lagos, Jack was pretty ticked at me....well, after his extended stay combined with fake WU receipt.

Lad

Quote:

Enough of all these stress.It is now dawn on me that you are trying to run me down.How could say you love will you don't have my interest at heart.All you do is give hope and later you dash it to the wall.You have started again.After the package stress is now the western union.Are you not tried of playing games with me?I went to the bank with my friend just to find out that the money you claim to have sent has been pick by someother person.Why trobuling my mind.Allow me to have rest and think of my life.This is the second chance i don't think you have another chance.Tell yourself the truth and stop playing games with me.
F*CK OFF

But I ignored his slight temper tantrum and responded to a message he had sent the day before

Quote:

Dearest Jack -

Thank you for your apology. I feel like we have been through so much together and would like to try to move forward. How could I not be still interested in you?

Jack - you said if I knew what you had gone through in these days. Could you share with me a little and help me understand what happened when you went to Lagos? I really want to be in full sympathy....it's a way I can be closer to you...does that make sense.

How is your father? I hope he is doing better.

Lad

Quote:

I wonder why you are still writing me.Tell me why i should believe you.Give one concrete reason.

Me

Quote:

Dearest Charles (lad's real name) -

Maybe the answer is a turn around of your question.....you should believe me to the same degree that you expected me to believe you. Can you tell me one concrete thing you ever said that was the truth?

Jack

Quote:

Daer Grace,
Long time no see.What truth do want from me and i did not give u.I went to the extent of giving u my real pictures to pvoe to you that am serious but u turned me round and made me look like a fool.Well i must asy that i have come to love u only if u can come out to be truthful for once.

Me

Quote:

Dear Jack/Charles -

What truth do I want from you?....well, you were never in school in the UK, were you? I think you only pretended to fall in love with me.

Lad

Quote:

Dear Grace,
Now i undrestand what you really mean.The fault came from you.I had to tell what you like.So that you have to play along.As for love i believe am really in love with you.Remember you never showed my the reall pics of yours.Therefore don't blame for hiding my real identity to you.Now if you ready for us to make start telling the truth and i will too.

Now I know we shouldn't let lads know they've been baited and I know lads lie...but here's the interesting thing - while this was going on, I sent him an ASEM telling him that I was ready to go to WU and send the payment but could find the email with the address...could he resend it? We all know a real lad will jump on that.

His response

Quote:

Who are you.I can't remember having any transaction with you.

My slightly senile old man

Quote:

Aren't you Mr. Bello's assistant. I may have made a mistake. I will call him to make sure.

Quote:

You better do that

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