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 I'm the new poet Laureate - NSFW

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alembic42
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi all,

This is a short verse which I have been sending to all the beautiful girls in my life (ok lads or vlads):

T0ppy T0ppy T0ppy
When I think of you my cock is never floppy
I want to suck your tits
And I love you to bits
I want to stroke your hair
And tickle you under there
I think of you every second
And I can't think of a word to rhyme with second

Obviously the first 2 lines change with regards to the lad or vlad, but the rest remains the same.

I haven't had a single (v)lad ignore this and they all reckon it's brilliant.

Any comments?

Personally I think it's a load of crap, but it seems to enthrall them.

I'm not copyrighting it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so please feel free to use it to your heart's desire.

In the words of Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly:

Keep dancing - er sorry - keep baiting Very Happy

Alembic

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