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MeridianAlicante
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think that my lad must have failed Geography. This is the same lad from the Buniess Transaction thread.

My character is on the island of Cyprus. Cyprus has no Western Union outlets.
The lad doesn't like this. He wants me to go to London, and send it from there.

Of course, I'm misunderstanding him, after all, the village of London here on the island won't have a Western Union.

After that comes the slapping for wanting to safari me.

What's the best lad geography you've had in a bait?

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Branwen
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my characters lives in the Highlands of Scotland, in that nice long-journey-and-difficult-roads to the nearest WU way.

Her refugee chum can't understand why she can't get to any Canadian town, because surely we are accustomed to snow and ice in Canada?

I'm failing to understand the connection myself.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

MeridianAlicante wrote:
The lad doesn't like this. He wants me to go to London, and send it from there.


I can just see him sitting there looking at a map, and thinking the countries look very close to each other, mere millimetres Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@@Branwen
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" long-journey-and-difficult-roads to the nearest WU" Her refugee chum can't understand why she can't get to any Canadian town, because surely we are accustomed to snow and ice in Canada?


Canadian artic towns can be a long way from the nearest WU office. Lots of games can be defined (blamed) on artic night. Sun comes up in Pond Inlet in about a week for the first time in about 6 weeks.

Some of the finest people in the world live up there but lots can go wrong with phone service and internet links. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Above about 80 the geostationary satellites start getting blocked by local terrain (for real).

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Northern Ireland Channel Islands, England" is my personal favourite. From a cancer stricken ladette in an ICU.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How about

Quote:
NEW JERSSEY,
LONDON,
UNITED KINGDOM.

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Roger The Cabin Boy
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I once had a lad tell me that English is a language, and everyone who can speak it is English. There is no such place as England. Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I had a lad once locate the Lancashire town of Accrington and its magistrate's court to London W1

And once after telling a lad there were no Western Union outlets in my city had him tell me that "There are Western Union everywhere even in your country of Narnia" - which is worth remembering if you ever need to send Aslan some money. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One Lad, frustrated at the lack of WU outlets in Alice Springs (since remedied alas), sent Malcolm Reynolds details of a Moneygram outlet...

Quote:
Wide Bay Australia Ltd
ABN: 40 087 652 060, AFSL: 239686, BSB: 656400
Head Office: Wide Bay Australia House
16-20 Barolin Street
Bundaberg Queensland 4670
Telephone: (07) 4153 7777 Facsimile: (07) 4153 7714


... a long way from Alice Springs (about 1500 klicks).

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MeridianAlicante
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked

That's some quality schooling there Laughing

Although, thanks to my husband, I've discovered that there is a Western Union in Cyprus. Its in the Dozer post office, which is located on the elite island of Fraggle Rock, the largest island off the coast.

And if he manages to pick that up, well, its his own fault for not listening to me when I say there's no Western Union in Cyprus.

I try to say that at least twice in every email to him Smile Or perhaps I should start saying it for every please he uses Twisted Evil

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Firbuz
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Roger:

Your lad is not that far off-base—except that anyone who speaks English is American, silly mugu…

Also, & totally off-topic, that is true for Arabs & Arabic; i.e., an Arab is anyone whose native language is Arabic—it’s a linguistic group rather than an ethnicity.

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Roger The Cabin Boy
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Are Americans planning to learn how to speak English too then? It's about time! Laughing

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Cathartic Kate
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

As for WU outlets in Dakar. I am convinced most homes double as one and proberably a few chicken huts as well.

Rolling Eyes

Don't let on to G0m3r about the chickens.

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A lad (IP Nig3ria) just informed me he graduated from Swansea uni and South Wales is a region of England. I have not educated him, but are discussing the ingredients of Welsh rarebits, made of course with real Welsh rabbits.

Laughing

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