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 To the Moon, Alice (Mars, really)

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jeh
Hello I'm New here!


Joined: 02 Oct 2008
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh my goodness, I have seen a new low in scamming e-mails. You think you've seen it all... The e-mail is below. Pay special attention to the fact that he lives on Mars, his friend's name is Major Snafu, and he was attacked by Klingons. You can't make this stuff up. Wait...maybe...

Bold words added by me to make for quicker reading. Enjoy a bit of humor!

Jeremiah

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Hello,

I pray that this email reaches you in the best of
health.

This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the
fact that we have not yet met. The message could be
strange but it's real and you will realise this if you
pay some attention to it.

I want to notify you about it at least for the sake of
your integrity.My name is Major Samuel Kebelo, a direct
and only remaining member of the wealthy Kebelo family
and great-nephew of the late, renowned war hero,General
Nuisance, formerly of the South African Air Force.I am
an astronaut with the South African Air Force (SAAF) and
presently on loan to the National Aeronautics and Space
Administration (NASA).In 2003 I left earth aboard the
Mars Rover, Spirit, along with my colleague, Major
Snafu
.

Seven months later I arrived on Mars.Prior to departing
earth,I deposited the amount of US$ 11,600,000 (Eleven
million, six hundred thousand United States dollars) in
four safety galvanized trunk boxes in a European
financial institution which will be disclosed to you
upon your acceptance of my proposal.Last year, during
the course of our research on Mars, Major Snafu and I
were captured by a group of rebel Klingons
who inflicted
great torturous pain upon me with their throbbing anal
probes
. After a few weeks of enduring the physical pain,
they released us.

Major Snafu eventually died from his injuries and I
barely survived.As a direct result of this unimaginable
cruelty, I am now very ill with a ruptured uterus.
Sadly, my condition has defiled all forms of medical
treatment, though it is my stroke and fibroid problems
that bother me most.

I am writing this mail to you on my laptop from my
hospital bed in the Martian capitol of Zhwrong
.
I now have only a few weeks to live and I am far too ill
to endure the long journey back to my Johannesburg
home. Therefore I have decided to donate the bulk of my
fortune to a church or charitable organisation that
will utilize this money in the manner which I shall
impart to you later.

In return for your assistance, I shall
authorise you to keep 30% of this fund for your trouble
and aggravation plus an additional 10% to cover your
expenses.

When I receive your interest via my mail box,I shall
give you more details of the transaction.Waiting
urgently for your response as I do not have much time to
live on this planet earth.

Sincerely yours,
Major Samuel Kebelo (Astronaut),
National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA)
Elysium Veterinary Infirmary and Asylum
Zhwrong,Mars
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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This, jeh, is the end product of baiter de-education of Lads. Someone, posing as an Oga, fed this to a Lad and it's spread through Lad script networks.

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csudebate
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have a strange feeling that somebody around here had a hand in writing that one.

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sir scam alot
Doesn't share his goats


Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5067
Location: on a break from baiting


PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Prime example of excellent de-education and poisoned scripts there. I believe someone from here wrote it although it seems altered from the original slightly.

If you enjoyed that one, check this one out: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=154977

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Murry Guru
SweetCakes


Joined: 11 May 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I would think a baiter has had something to do with that email Wink

Occasionally you will come across a lad who is a little bit more gullible than you average lad, when you find one, try this for yourself.

Befriend him as a fellow lad
Tell him how successful you are
offer to help him to be as successful as you are
Get a lad script
Alter it slightly to make it much better Wink
Give it to him promising it will work wonders on the magas
provide him with some magas to scam who will fall for the new format completely

You too can have your pet sending out scripts like that, just be careful if you do reply to not mention any of the more unusual aspects of his email Wink

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jeh
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Funny. Thanks for the info! I knew it had to be something like that. Funny.

J
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-C-
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Credit to where it belongs: Stu_Pidass wrote that script, if I'm not mistaken. There were quite a few threads about it in the recent past. And it's still just as great clapping.

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internationalchrysis
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Too right credit where credit's due Smile That is great!

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Ferdinand
Not quite a Newb


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've just checked my catcher account and I've got the same mail. Laughing

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Roycropper
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

link

Sorry, this is the 3rd time around for this email, you were beaten to it. Smile

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